韦恩

Wayne S01E03

Part 1 May 19, 2020, 2:17 p.m.

宾夕法尼亚州费城
你到底是去还是不去
So are you gonna do it or aren't ya?
我只是...
It's just...
从来没和那种人说过话
I never talked to one before.
她又不会咬你
Well, she's not gonna bite ya.
除非你要求她
Unless you ask.
也许雨马上就停了呢
Hey, maybe the rain'll stop.
没停
No. Not stopping.
她说我太小了
She says I'm too young.
堤士薯片
操
Fuck.
可能我哥哥没说明白
I think maybe my brother didn't explain quite right.
我知道这个要求很奇怪但是
I get this is a strange request, but...
亲爱的曾经还有个家伙想在一边看着我
Honey, this one time, the guy wanted to watch me
用他的假肢手♥淫♥呢
pleasure myself wih his prosthetic hand.
我就好"奇奇怪怪"这一口
Strange requests are kinda my thing.
但"奇奇怪怪"可是要工钱的
Strange requests cost.
营业处营业中有空房♥
哪个小子这么性福
Who's the lucky guy?
忘了我们有言在先吗
What's our one goddamn rule?
老天黛博拉别这么大脾气嘛
Oh, Christ, Deborah, don't throw a hissy.
对给你换了新浴巾的男人
Show some respect for the guy
客气一点
who stocked you with the new towels.
梅西精品酒店
Macy's Hotel Collection?
可是个正经"酒店"啊
That's "Hotel" With an "H".
给老子滚吧
You know what? Go fuck yourself.
给老娘滚吧
You know what? Go fuck yourself.
我们一进屋我就要把暖气开到最大
Okay, and I'm gonna blast the heat when we get in there.
然后洗个热水澡再看会HBO
Then hot shower. Then HBO.
我想闻闻香皂
I wanna smell the soaps.
脑回路真清奇
You're weird, man.
快看
Hey. Look.
费城快报独家新闻
布拉克顿一少年
入室袭击
并绑♥架♥一少女
我♥操♥ 我们上报纸了
Oh, holy shit. We made the news.
怎么你觉得那个老板会认出我们吗
What, you think the manager will recognize us now?
或者那个妓♥女♥
Or the hooker lady?
放心吧
No, we're good.
他们用的是我上学时的杀马特照片
They used my corny-ass school pictures.
开工了孩子们
We're in business, kids.
我也提供各类非色情服务
I also offer a variety of other non-erotic type services.
大♥麻♥ 盗版DVD
Weed, black market DVDs,
我还是一个公♥证♥员
I'm also a notary.
好了别做任何我不会做的事
All right, then. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
韦恩
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每个学校都有这种怪咖不是吗
Every school has that kid, right?
没人想和他说话
The kid nobody talks to?
但是如果韦恩来找你"聊天"
But if Wayne comes to talk to you, well,
那你就彻底完犊子了
you're fucked.
注意用词
Hey. Watch your language.
吃东西从来不用餐具他就像一个野兽
Never ate with utensils. He's like an animal.
我亲眼目睹过他拿锤子把铅笔敲进了一个家伙手掌心
I once saw him hammer a No. 2 pencil into a dude's hand.
他活活把他爹烧成了灰
He burned his dad alive.
你知道的吧把他点着了
You know that, right? Set him on fire?
他有次在课上吃了只青蛙
He once ate a frog in class.
但不是在生物课上
But not, like, biology class.
而是在英语课上
In English class.
用没用餐具
Utensils or no utensils?
从没见过他吃蔬菜
Never seen him eat a vegetable,
但是见过他用胡萝卜捅伤一个孩子
but did see him stab a kid with a carrot.
他胖揍了我老爸虽然我老爸是个混♥蛋♥ 但是
He beat up my dad. I mean, my dad's an asshole, but...
他毁了复活节
Ruined Easter.
跟我说说那天晚上
So tell me about the night
你和韦恩发生了什么
you had your incident with Wayne.
小伙子
Young man?
我都说了他不会开口的
I told ya, he's not gonna talk.
那件事之后我就没听他说过一个字
I haven't heard him speak a word since.
我们在干嘛
So, what's this for?
韦恩会知道我说了什么吗
Is Wayne gonna hear what I say?
韦恩不会知道的我保证
Uh, no, Wayne's never gonna see this. Promise.
我们没录音
We're not recording.
你知道那个疯子知道后会怎么整我吗
Do you know what that maniac will do to me if he does?
你还记得乔伊·西西利亚诺的遭遇吗
Do you remember what happened to Joey Sicliano?
-谁是乔伊·西西利亚诺 -我就说嘛
- Who's Joey Sicliano? - Exactly.
那是什么
What's that?
我要晒朋友圈
Oh, this is for my Instagram.
韦恩是最棒的
Wayne is the best guy.
善良有爱连只苍蝇都不会伤害
Heart of gold. Wouldn't hurt a fly.
你可以说实话
You can tell us the truth.
这就是实话
This is the truth.
嘿哥们儿韦恩
Hey, there, Wayne. Brother.
得了得了天哪赶紧出去吧
Okay, Jesus Christ. Just get the hell outta here.
希克斯先生我们有几个问题要问你
So, Mr. Hikes. We have a few questions.
都不是我的
They ain't mine.
-什么不是你的 -我卖♥♥那些东西都是被逼的
- What's that? - Someone was making me sell it.
如果你们想没收那些杂♥志♥
Look, if you guys want the magazines...
还有钱我知道在哪
Oh, and the money, I have it.
什么杂♥志♥
And what magazines are you referring to?
大♥波♥美女杂♥志♥呀
The titty ones?
-等一下 -奥兰多
- Wait... - Orlando.
我们叫你来是因为...
We're here to ask you about...
那些武士刀在我发现前就在我的储物柜里了
Those samurai swords was already in my locker when I got 'em.
你先说吧
I'mma just let you talk first.
奥兰多我们是想问你
Orlando, we're here to ask you
一些关于韦恩·麦卡洛的事
questions about Wayne McCullough.
是韦恩把你的眼睛打成那样吗
Did Wayne do that to your eye?
什么
What?
这个吗当然不是
No. This?
我被打成这样就是因为韦恩不在
The reason I have this is because Wayne isn't here.
我们倒是不会一起看电影什么的
I mean, we don't go to the movies together or anything,
但韦恩是我老铁
but Wayne is my boy.
不管你认为他做了什么他都是无辜的
Whatever you think he did, he's innocent.
你应该知道他把自己老爹和房♥子
You do know that he burned down his house
一把火烧了
with his dad inside it,
攻击了一个男人和他俩儿子
assaulted a man and his boys,
把他鼻子咬下来还绑♥架♥了他女儿吗
bit his nose off and kidnapped his daughter?
这倒不知道
I did not.
这学校乌烟瘴气到处都是小混混
Listen, this school is full of some messed-up kids
恶霸什么的
and bullies and shit.
坦白讲这地方对我们所有人来说都很危险
Honestly, it's a dangerous place for all of us.
我们门口的金属探测器屁用没有
We got metal detectors on the doors that don't work.
孩子们会辍学
Kids dropping out of school because
因为他们都不敢来学校
they're scared to be here.
韦恩可不是好惹的
Wayne's been dealt a bad hand,
我决不会告他的密
so you're gonna have to find somebody else to squeal on him.
我得去上课了
Now I gotta sneak off to my next class,
韦恩走了之后
'cause with Wayne gone,
我这样的学生简直就是待宰的小兔兔
it's open season on Orlandos out there.
我能撤了吗
Can I bounce?
我手头资源有限但我会尽全力
I have limited resources, but I do everything in my power
保护我的学生
to protect my students.
他们说他爸是因为工作得了病
They think his father got it on the job.
-癌症吗 -是的
- The cancer? - Yeah.
警司也亲身经历过癌症
The Sergeant had a run-in with cancer himself.
那倒没事最后发现并不是癌症
No, it's okay. It turns out it was not cancer.
不过也很接近了
I mean, it almost was.
至少有几个小时
It's like I had it.
我都觉得自己被癌症判了死刑
At least for a few hours.
韦恩会没事的
Wayne's gonna be okay.
我知道你对这孩子有特殊感情
I know you got a sweet spot for the boy.