把妹大作战（2014）

Undateable S02E09

Part 7 Dec. 2, 2020, 3:35 p.m.

哥们我累坏了
You know, I-I-I miss my bed, I miss taking a shower...
我想念我的床我想念洗澡
I miss clapping.
我想念鼓掌
Seriously. I've had to teach myself this.
真的我得教自己这样
Candace, I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore.
坎迪斯对不起我做不到了
Trent, you're right. Uh...Trent's better than me.
特伦特你说得对特伦特比我更棒
Danny, what are you doing?
丹尼你干什么呢
You win, Trent.
你赢了特伦特
Started from the bottom. Now we're house!
白手起家现在有了房♥子
Later, dumb-dumb.
回头见笨笨
#Blessed.
#祝福
Hey, man, uh, you know,
哥们
you probably shouldn't call her dumb-dumb anymore
你也许不该叫她笨笨了
because you just lost a house, dumb-dumb.
因为你刚失去了一栋房♥子笨笨
Uh, what's happening right now? What's going on?
怎么回事啊
That's how we do it in the j-squad!
咱们J警队就是这样做的
Thank you so much. I don't know how I could ever repay you.
非常感谢我不知道我怎么能回报你
Oh, I don't know.
我不知道
Maybe with money because you just got a house for free.
也许给我点钱吧因为你刚免费拿到了一栋房♥子
Hey, Shell, Bursk, can you guys, uh,
小谢伯斯科你们能不能
carry me for the rest of the day? I'm exhausted.
扶着我我累坏了
That's how -- that's how we do things in the J-squad.
咱们J警队就是这样做的
I am proud to present you with the keys to your new home!
我很骄傲给你新家的钥匙
This is the best day ever!
这真是最棒的一天
Look, I'm gonna miss having you around the bar,
我会想念你在酒吧的日子的
that's for sure, but, uh...
那是肯定的但是
quite a birthday, right, you know?
你生日过得真不错
Two laptops and a house.
两台笔记本和一所房♥子
No one deserves it as much as you.
你最值得了
Go check out your new house.
去看看你的新房♥子吧
Oh, w-w-wait, wait.
等等
A lady does not open her own door.
不能让女士自己开门
Let me see the keys.
让我看看钥匙
I will open it for you, gentleman of me.
我来帮你开门我真绅士
Okay. There we go.
好了
There you are.
给你
Is everything okay?
没事吧
Thanks for stopping by.
谢谢你过来
Bye...
再见
I passed out. What just happened?
我昏迷了刚发生了什么事
Did America make you gay?
美国让你变基了吗
Uh, no, not gay. Just gay-er.
不没有变基只是更基了
Do you own any small dogs?
你养了小狗吗
Uh, yeah, yeah, two -- Elton and John.
是的两只埃尔顿和约翰
My son Jeremy's gay, too. He lives in France.
我儿子杰雷米也是基佬他住在法国
Do you know him?
你认识他吗
Oh, yes, yes, gay Jeremy.
是的基佬杰雷米
But in France, they call him "Gay Jheremee."
但是在法国他们称他为基佬杰何米
Oh, hey, Brett, sometimes I like to watch gay porn.
布雷特有时候我喜欢看基佬A片
Does that make me gay?
这说明我是基佬吗
Yeah, that makes you 100% gay.
对说明你是百分百的基佬
That's it.
够了