剧集 | 把妹大作战（2014） | 导航列表
What's the giant emergency?
Shannon's moving out.
Don't do this, shannon. What we have is real.
别这样 沙农 我们之间的感情是真的
Don't do this to us.
I'm getting married.
Yeah, but what about our motorcycle club -- Dos Lobos?
See you around, Danny.
All right, but I swear...
...If you walk out that door, I will not take you ba--
Okay, but if you start that car,
then I will not take you ba--
Okay, but if you do a cute honk
and then reverse out of the driveway, I will --
Can't you just get one of your other
adorable man-child friends to move in?
But all my friends are buried...
Married. I-I-I said "Buried." I meant "Married."
Oh, you met someone.
She seems smart. Is she a doctor?
She made me feel better.
Danny, I don't want to sound like mom,
but you got to find a purpose -- something greater
than just satisfying your own shallow desires.
Oh, you're serious?
This was acceptable in your 20s,
but you are pushing 30, and it's getting creepy.
And creepy sticks. It's like herpes. It's for life.
诡异会一直存在 就像疱疹一样 留一辈子
All right, look, no one wants to be the 40-year-old guy
who goes to the bar alone,
and you don't have to be that, Danny.
You have so much potential.
You're absolutely sure that herpes is for life?
I'm out of here like a herd of turtles.
Les, I know that you're just trying to help,
but, like, I'm happy.
I mean, you see this?
This is on my face, like, all day.
I'll try to get rid of it for a second. Watch.
Yeah, can't do it, man.
Well, good luck with the roommate hunt.
Shannon gave me hookups to a guy who needs a room.
He's, uh -- he's a cool dude.
He owns a bar.
Hey, are you gonna see her again?
No. All right, I'm keeping it.
不要了 好吧 我闷下了
**That's all they really wa-a-a-a-nt*
**Don't ya love me, baby*
**Well, o g-girls*
**They want to have fu-u-n*
What the hell?
You must be Danny.
Killer pipes, man.
Yeah, I went to choral camp every summer as a kid,
and I was the first male Annie.
No big deal. I just cruised down on my bike.
You ride? Did you see my bike out front?
Oh, no way. That's your bike out there?
Wow, that bike's a major panty-dropper.
I can't wait to get on the road with you.
Burrito. I don't know Spanish.
You know what? That's a little awkward.
Um, I wasn't planning on seeing your penis on the first day.
What do you think?
I don't know why I said that. No, it's cool.
I get caught up in the moment.
All right, now. Here we go. Come on.
好了 我们走吧 快点
Okay. We are going.
No, no, this is the beginning, dude.
不不 刚开始呢 哥们
Hey, so what's this bar called, anyway?
No, black eyes.
Like, if you get in a fight, there might be a few black eyes.
Uh, well, if you get into a fight,
you better hope that there aren't a few black guys.
Justin, come here.
Is the guy you named the bar after?
Bro, Shell can't even get his name out around girls now.
A girl in my piano class asked me my name,
and all I could get out was, "Shh."
It's a bummer 'cause I'm actually pretty smooth
when it comes to male strangers.
Go on, stud muffin. Try me.
来啊 大帅哥 试试
I'm happy to help. What's your name, man?
You're so lucky you're gay.
Whenever you want to hook up with a dude,
you just go up, and you pull on his noodle
like a doorbell chain.
Brett just came out a few weeks ago,
and I am just so proud of you, sweetie,
but if you don't get off your butt
and start working right now, I'm gonna kick it.
So, uh, do you mind if I get a drink, too?
Don't bother. I know lots of guys like you.
Are they all thirsty?
No, they're like the cocky player type.
I always end up with those guys.
I mean, I wish I could fall for a classy guy.
Like what? Like a British dude?
Like a guy like this?
Like a dude that just comes up to you
and makes you feel good in your pants region?
Is that what it is?
Maybe you and me can go to the library
and check out a bunch of books.
Oh, fellas, it is on.
Yeah, I can see her uterus glowing
like E.T.'s finger.
All right, stop it. Okay? You're adults.
好了 别这样 好吗 你们不是小孩了
So, what, he just does a bad British accent,
and she likes that?
Whatever. I don't care.
Is she kissing his neck?
Seems like you do care.
Welcome to the Dan cave.
Keys are right there. Thanks.
Hey, so I saw you talking to Nicki at the bar.
You should know that -- that me and her are kind of like...
Soft-shoe tap partners?
We're not, like, together.
You know, I'm still kind of waiting to make my move.
How long you been waiting?
剧集 | 把妹大作战（2014） | 导航列表