辛普森一家

The Simpsons S29E21

Part 1 Feb. 2, 2020, 11:19 a.m.

《辛普森一家》
第二十九季第二十一集
不许用电
No electricity.
世界上最难测试谁想做这个啊
Hardest test in the world? Who'd want to do that?
巴仔你在干什么你
Oh, hey, Bart. What you doing?
他们说有个测试
They say this one single test
可以判断一个人是否是天才
can tell if you're a genius or not.
看起来挺简单的
Huh. Looks pretty simple to me.
据说每四百人里只有一人
It says only one out of every 400 people
有足够的空间推理力能解开迷宫
has the "Spatial reasoning" to solve this maze.
埃伦·马斯克和安吉拉·默克尔都得了满分
Elon Musk and Angela Merkel both got perfect scores.
是安格拉安格拉
Angela. Angela.
你要是这么聪明你来解解看
Oh, if you're so smart, let's see you solve the maze.
让我试试
Let me at it!
好的第一关过了
Okay, got through the first one.
下一关难一点集中精力就好
Next one's a little harder. Just gonna focus.
你过关了天才
You passed the test, genius.
老妹史诗性的摔跤
Epic sister fail!
你最好别发到网上
You better not post that!
马上发送
And... post.
你吓我还不让我做天才测试
You scared me and denied me a genius test!
有机会恶作剧的时候
Well, when you got an opportunity to prank,
一定要抓住
you gotta take it.
机不可失
Gotta take it.
大家都在疯狂点赞
And the likes are pouring in.
戏子梅尔把它转给了所有替身
Whoa! Sideshow Mel retweeted it to all his boneheads.
你快完了吗
Are you almost done?
你有你的办公室这是我的
You have your office. This is mine!
我不知道怎么报不知道何时报
I don't know how, I don't know when,
但我知道我一定会报仇的巴仔·辛普森
but I super know why I'll get revenge on you, Bart Simpson.
你报仇的时候也要穿着我内♥裤♥吗
Will you be wearing my underpants when that happens?
发送
And post.
发送发送发送
Post. Post. Post.
删除删除
Unpost! Unpost!
发送
And post.
没网了
The Internet is down!
我不知道分数
I don't know the score.
失去连接
我都不记得是谁上的场
I don't even remember who's playing.
我的黄♥片♥
好吧没网了
Okay, no Internet.
我们可以做以前做的事
We can do what we did in the olden days,
我小时候的游戏
when I was a child.
你不是想说桌游吧
You better not be suggesting a board game.
我不会再跟你玩任何游戏
I'm not playing anything with you ever again.
好吧不玩桌游
Okay, fine. No board games.
《你画我猜》
太蠢没用
Dumb. Useless.
《别弄丢零件》
零件丢了
Piece missing.
《大富翁》
《无用行动》
烧得真旺
So flammable.
《房♥屋旅行》
这样吧电视还能看
Okay, look, the TV still works,
我知道DVD已经都看过一百遍了
and I know we've seen all our DVDs a hundred times,
所以这时就应该开启...
so this could be the perfect time to break out...
爸爸收藏的录影带
Daddy's VHS collection.
侯默收藏的录影带
侯默马姬之不可描述
巴仔学走路/NBA季前赛棒球卡收藏视频
婚礼视频/阿♥拉♥斯加演讲
曾经很流行的是
Classic moments from a time
人们录下自己喜欢的节目
when people used to tape the shows they loved,
然后永远不会再看
then never watch the tape again.
家庭很重要
"Family Matters"?
一点没错
It certainly does.
特蕾西·厄尔曼秀
"The Tracey Ullman Show"?
好吧我是满足了
Well, I've had my fill.
救命下课铃
"Saved by the Bell"?
对谁的前途都没帮到忙的火剧
The hit show that launched no one's career.
现在就是最简单的连上录像机
Now for the simple task of hooking up the VCR.
好的我得把红色的和红色的连起来
Okay, I need to connect magenta to magenta,
设定好
set the tracking.
马姬我录的这些是长版还是加长版
Marge, did I record these in long play or extended play?
-有什么区别 -长版比较短
- What's the difference? - Long is shorter.
好可怕遥控器居然有个尾巴
Gross! The remote has a cord on it.
我的第一个遥控器
My first remote.
巧合的是我正好是那时开始变胖的
Coincidentally, the same time I got fat.
那是什么声音
What is that noise?
是倒带
It's rewinding.
听它快好了时声音会不断加速
Listen to it speed up as it gets closer.
很好玩晚安
Well, that was fun. Good night.
不行现在要放录像了
No, now we play it.
*里科拉*
*Ri-cola*
我以前好喜欢那个广♥告♥
I used to love that commercial.
记得那次我打扮成一个喇叭去万圣节吗
Remember when I went as the horn for Halloween?
*里科拉*
*Ri-cola*
*我们来运动来运动*
*Let's get physical, physical*
*我想运动*
*I want to get physical*
别担心
No worries.
我们找个录像机修理店就好了
We just have to find a VCR repair store.
我去网上找但是不行因为没网
I'll look online, which I can't because there's no Internet!
该死丽莎你想想办法
Damn it! Lisa, solve this.
我今天解决的问题够多了
I've solved enough puzzles today.
现代圣经
弗兰德斯家有网
Well, Flanders' network is working.
也许可以问他要一下密♥码♥
Maybe we could ask him for the password.
你不能直接问别人要密♥码♥ 太粗鲁了
You can't just ask someone for their password. That's rude.
走儿子我们去借他的路由器
Come on, boy, let's go borrow his router.
为什么我们父子一起干的活动
How come all our father-son activities
永远和想办法修电视有关
involve getting a TV back on?
我看着你从电视里出来那次呢
What about the time I watched you get out of that thing?
-你是说我出生的录像带吗 -那挺好玩的
- You mean when I was born? - That was fun.
要是我在睡梦中死去
If I die before I wake,
请主带走我的灵魂阿门
I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.
没错儿子们
That's right, boys.
睡觉时想想自己会怎么死掉
Think about your possible deaths as you go to sleep.
现在来看看我的计划吧
Now let's look at my plans.
路由器小窗户房♥间
这个梯子是给谁做的婴儿吗
Who's this ladder made for, babies?
马戏团大象用梯
-得你爬上去儿子 -我害怕
- You'll have to climb it, boy. - I'm a little scared.
害怕我们给你吃那种药是干嘛的
Scared? What do we give you those meds for?
为了让你少操心
So you can do less parenting?
喝一瓶少操心
Babysitter in a bottle.
赶紧爬上去
Now, climb the ladder.
多美啊
So beautiful.
快到了再爬一格就好了
Almost there. You just need to go up the last rung.
这不是横格了这就是顶了
That's not a rung, it's the top.
-顶就是个横格 -不是的
- The top is a rung. - No, it's not!
-让我查查谷歌♥ -我们没有网
- Let me check on Google. - We don't have Internet!
也许只要我一直刷新就会有网的
Maybe if I keep refreshing, it'll come back.
刷新刷新刷新
Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.
刷新刷新刷新
Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.
天哪太无聊了
Oh, this is pointless.
刷新刷新刷新
Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.
不要啊
No.
刷新刷新刷新
Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.
你们得穿件夹克
You guys need jackets!
不我们挺好的
No, we're fine!
有网啦
The Internet's back on!
哦歌♥:急救车
你可能可以拿下五千美元
做一下这份一百题测试吧
好的不好
春田综合医院
医生他会好起来吗
Doctor, is he gonna be all right?
几百万伏特电压流过他的身体
Millions of volts coursed through his body.
但其实是电流扰乱了他
But it was the amps that really messed with him.
但他会好起来的根据他的统计图