辛普森一家

The Simpsons S29E11

Part 4 Feb. 2, 2020, 11:17 a.m.

好吧丽莎我准备给你加十分
Okay, Lisa, I am going to give you ten more points
因为你具备了最重要的技能
for one of the most important skills of all:
发现了我的测试的重大漏洞而没有对任何人说
discovering huge flaws in my test without telling anyone.
你是说我经历了这所有的一切
You mean, after all this, after all I've gone through,
你就只是准备篡改我的分数
you're just gonna fudge my score
而我应该感到高兴
and I should be happy?
毕竟我就是这样进了
Well, after all, that's how I got into, uh...
我不能说出来
Oh, I can't say it.
常青藤中最差的学校
The lowest of the Ivys.
天呐救救我康奈尔大学
Oh, God, help me-- Cornell!
康奈尔大学天呐
Cornell! God!
没事你还好啦
It's okay, you're fine.
我的老天爷啊
Oh, gloyvik.
好了老侯准备好了
Okay, Homie, buckle up.
因为你的书法变得工整是无上限的
Because there's no limit to how neat your handwriting can get.
马姬不好说
Marge, I don't know.
老狗学不会新把戏的
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
我来帮你
I'll help you.
*我的爱人*
*My love...*
丽莎把那个老歌♥电台给关了
Lisa, turn off that oldies station!
*我亲爱的*
*My darl...*
真实
美丽
自尊
I在E前 E在C后
注意安全
约翰·汉考克
可口可乐
耶稣我主
马姬
最亲爱的马娇丽
Dearest Marjorie,
要用什么样的词汇来形容你的美丽呢
what words are adequate to describe your beauty?
就像一个刚刚打磨光滑保龄球
Like, a bowling ball, fresh out of a polisher.
我一直都梦想
I've always dreamed
老侯能给我写一封手写情书
Homie would write me cursive love letters.
马姬
你是如此美丽而你的姐妹是那样丑陋
You are as beautiful as your sisters are hideous.
老侯
Oh, Homie.
我嫁给了一个作家
I'm married to a writer.
真的是
I really am.
欢迎大家
Welcome, all of you.
你们都是被选中的人
You are the chosen people.
被选中当我的奴隶
Chosen to be my slaves.
我不当任何人的奴隶
I am no one's slave.
你怎么想不重要
Well, doesn't matter what you think.
门都被封死了
The doors are sealed.
这一扇门没有
Not this one.
等等你们还没听退休计划
Wait, wait, you haven't heard about the retirement plan.
并没有退休计划
There isn't one.
好吧我不需要他们
Fine, I don't need them.
我不需要任何人
I don't need anyone.
为什么要我回去拿你的拖鞋
Oh. Why did you have me go back for your slippers?
你怎么这么快就背叛我了
How could you turn on me so quickly?