辛普森一家
The Simpsons S29E04
Part 1
Feb. 2, 2020, 11:16 a.m.
糖果阴间
我害怕 妈妈
I'm scared, Mom.
要是他们把我拿走了怎么办
What if they take me?
别担心 巴仔手指饼
Don't worry, Barterfinger.
你永远都是最后一个
You're always the last.
就连过气葡萄干都比你先 黄油手指饼
Even boxes of stale raisins go before you, Butterfinger...
我是说 巴仔手指饼
I mean, Barterfinger.
从来都没人选苹果
No one ever wants the apple.
他们肯定是害怕我里面藏着刀片
They must be afraid there's a razor blade in me.
是啊 孩子讨厌的是刀片
Yeah. That's the reason.
或许你该在焦糖里泡一下
Maybe you'll be dipped in caramel.
那可真好
Oh, whoop-dee-doo.
什么情况 我要去哪
What the... Where am I going?
你要上天堂了 爸
You're going to heaven, Dad.
天堂之门看起来好像牙齿
Those pearly gates look a lot like teeth!
改变永远都很痛苦
Change is always hard.
也许吧...
Well, I guess that...
一嘴烟味
Cigarette breath!
第二天
谢天谢地
Oh, thank God.
我们熬过昨晚了
We made it through the night.
从此你们就要被束之高阁了
And now you're on a high shelf,
他们会永远遗忘你们
where they'll forget about you forever!
为什么地面不接受我
Why won't the earth take me?
深表同情 我的朋友
I hear you, my friend.
好吃的糖果
Mmm, candy.
候默 别这样
Homer, no!
别傻了 亲爱的
Don't be silly, honey.
巧克力没有感觉的
Chocolate doesn't feel anything.
不 苍天啊 不
No! God, no!
爸
Dad...!
我受不了这样惨叫了
I can't listen to this horror!
好的 我来解决
Okay, I'm on it.
谢谢
Thank you.
辛普森一家
复活节特辑
恐怖树屋29
灵异妹妹（改编《驱魔人》）
前基♥督♥教圣殿遗址
北伊♥拉♥克♥
马特·格勒宁
[《辛普森一家》漫画作者]
帕珠珠
[古老东方的魔鬼]
亚马逊
来自候默·辛普森的礼物
到了 阿麦的第一个帕珠珠
It's here! Maggie's first Pazuzu!
你♥爸♥爸给你订购的 因为...
Your father ordered this because...
话说你为什么要买♥♥这个
Mm, why did you order this?
我以为是披萨
I thought it was pizza.
好吧 我明天把它给退了
Yeah, I'll send it back tomorrow.
今晚我们要办鸡尾酒派对
Tonight we have a cocktail party.
我们早早就来了
And we came early.
我脸上的妆印在你手巾上了
And I left my face on your hand towel.
别担心 阿麦
Don't worry, Maggie.
爸爸妈妈在楼下饮酒狂欢时
While Mommy and Daddy carouse downstairs,
你就会和帕珠珠一起待在这个阴暗的房♥间里
you'll be here in the dark with Pazuzu!
*帕珠珠眼中闪光时*
*When Pazuzu's eyes are glaring*
*就该上♥床♥睡觉了*
*It's time to go to bed*
*你会看见恶魔的影子在打架*
*You'll see demon shadows fighting*
*但其实都是你的幻觉*
*But it's just inside your head*
*帕珠珠眼中闪光时*
*When Pazuzu's eyes are staring*
书本
*月光会变为红色*
*The moonlight will turn red*
吓死你
*因为帕珠珠在你的噩梦中*
*'Cause Pazuzu's in your nightmares*
永别了 废柴
*直到我们都死去*
*Until we all are dead.*
做个好梦 阿麦
Sweet dreams, Maggie.
小心魔王咬到你
Don't let the Beelzebubs bite.
都没人喝我的海鲜杂烩浓汤
Nobody's eating my chowder.
我也许能拿回家去
Maybe I can take it back home with me.
阿麦 亲爱的 你该睡觉了
Maggie, sweetie, you should be in bed.
没人能活着出去
No one leaves alive.
她第一次说话
Ooh, her first words!
有人把这一幕拍下来吗
Did someone get that on their phone?
她的眼睛在发红光
Aw, she's got red eye.
她是地狱来的恶魔
She's a demon from hell!
而且 普通可乐
Also, generic cola?
真的假的啊
Really?
鸡尾酒会大失败
Cocktail fail.
谢谢
Thank you.
电脑已锁
至少我们还有酒喝
Well, at least we still got the liquor.
我的海鲜杂烩浓汤
Ah, my chowder!
有人进入调皮的两岁了
Someone's starting the terrible twos.
有人和他的护士搞外遇
Someone's having an affair with his nurse.
-说"啊" [一个] -一个通奸者
- Say "Ah." - A... dulterer.
179度 我
179? I...
恐怕那个小恶魔需要进行驱魔
I'm afraid that little devil needs an exorcism.
恐怕我没上过神学院
I'm afraid they didn't teach me those at Pepperdine.
圣经缎带能绑住她
Bible ribbons, that'll hold her.
太好了 警♥察♥来了
Oh, good, the police are here.
驱魔人什么时候能到
When is that exorcist gonna get here?
马姬 我们会没事的
Marge, we'll be fine.
阿麦刚刚学会认圆圈了
Maggie just learned what a circle is.
好吧 她的头转到谁 谁就去给她换尿布
Okay, whoever she stops at has to change her diaper,
上面好像都是燃烧的熔岩
which appears to contain flaming lava.
你就是从来都不愿意给她换尿布
Oh, you just never want to change a diaper.
交给我吧
I'll handle this.
失礼了
Oops. Sorry about that.
首先 我们先看看我们的恶魔
First thing, we'll see just how powerful
究竟有多大能耐
our demon here truly is.
鸡
小鸡变成了...
The chicken goes...
只有一个办法
Well, there's only one answer here,
-切断绳子 -你确定
- cut her loose! - Are you sure?
如果你不放心把孩子交给天主教神父
If you can't trust a Catholic priest with a child,
还能放心谁
who can you trust?
主啊赐予我力量 恶灵退散
By the power of Christ, I say devil be out!
你就这点本事
That's all you've got?
我要说三遍的
Well, I say it three times.
他好厉害
This guy's good.
恶灵退散
Devil be out!
我是帕珠珠
I am Pazuzu,
西南风恶魔
demon of the southwest wind.
等等 所以你是不如南风或西风
Wait, wait, so you're not even as powerful as the south wind
强大吗
or the west wind?
那得多逊啊
How lame is that?
我曾经很重要的
I used to be very important.
上网查查
Google it.
恶灵退散
Devil be out!
上网查查
Google it!
你的宝宝得救了
Your baby is saved.
太好了
Fantastic.
她不会成为一个宗教怪胎的吧 会吗
She's not going to be a religious weirdo, is she?
-不会 -太好了
- No. - Fantastic.
安静一下
Now hush.
帕珠珠还在我们之中
Pazuzu is still among us.
但是在哪呢
But where?
巴仔
Bart?
放我出去 放我出去
Let me out, let me out!
我从没见过比这还黑暗的灵魂
This boy has the darkest soul I've ever seen.
比为大卫·史温默[美国导演]工作还可怕
It's worse than working for David Schwimmer!
帕珠珠 给我生个恶魔角
Yo, Pazuzu, grow me some horns.
那不是恶魔角 只是个小结节
Those aren't horns, those are nubs.
不不不
No, no, no!
好吧 只要我不用再尽陪审团义务了
Well, at least it'll get me out of jury duty.
卡洛丽萨
*丽萨 丽萨 期待更好生活*
*Lisa, Lisa wants a better life*
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