再造淑女（2014）

Selfie S01E13

Part 4 Oct. 24, 2020, 9:48 p.m.

One...
一
Two...
二
Two...
二
Do it, bro!
上啊哥们
Just drop in! Whoo!
尽管下去吧耶
Yeah. Come on. Do it.
快点下去吧
What if I die?
要是我死了怎么办
What if you live?
要是死不了呢
Right. Yeah.
说得对那好
No. Didn't work.
还是不行
Okay, on the count of three, I'm -- I'm just gonna run up
好我数三下然后就跑过去
and I'm gonna push you in, okay?
推你下去好吗
No, you can't do that! Push him! Ride ot die!
你不能那样推他一把要去滑要么死
Yeah! No!
对不行
One!
一
Come on! Two!
加油二
Three!
三
Oh, God!
天哪
Oh, my God! Henry!
天哪亨利
I did it!
我成功滑下来了
I think I broke every bone in my body.
可是我的骨头好像都摔断了
Somebody get me a frosty!
快给我冰敷一下啊
I was proud of Henry, and it seemed like everyone
我为亨利感到骄傲好像每个人
was traveling outside of their comfort zone.
都在尝试新鲜的事物
Linda, is that a French braid?
琳达你那是法式编辫吗
Yeah. I decided to try something different.
是啊我决定尝试点不同的风格
I just find her so incredibly inspiring.
我觉得她的书真是太鼓舞人心了
Apparently, she comes from a very ugly background,
她的背景很凄惨
and she overcame all of that to be hot and successful.
但是她克服了一切最后变得性感又成功
Did you read it?
你看过这本书吗
Read it? Hell, I practically wrote it.
岂止是看过这本书基本就是我写的
I didn't need to search the world
我不需要满世界去找什么
for a positive female role model
积极向上的女性楷模
with a more robust hairline than Madeleine Albright.
发际线比马德琳·奥尔布赖特的还健康
I already had one.
我已经有一个了
13-year-old me would have never believed it.
13岁的我肯定不会相信
I had surpassed expectations
我超越了自己的预期
and grown up to have a hot boyfriend and a cool job.
长大后有份炫酷的工作有个性感的男友
13-year-old me would be really proud.
13岁的我肯定会为自己骄傲
And now it was time to show 13-year-old me
现在我该告诉13岁时候的我
that I was proud of her, too.
我也为她骄傲
What -- what the hell, baby?
你...你干什么呢亲爱的
Do you like it?
你喜欢吗
You're crazy.
你真是疯了
Is that you?
那是你吗
It's not funny. It's not.
一点都不好笑真的
Oh, come on. It's -- it's a little funny.
别这样还是...有点好笑的
Yeah, maybe it's a little funny.
是啊可能确实有点好笑
What's her deal, huh?
她是怎样一个人
What's she into?
她喜欢什么
I don't know.
我也不知道
New kids on the block and...Furby.
邻居新来的小孩还有...菲比[动画人物]
Yeah?
是吗
Well...
那...
Think she might like a cute boy to take her to concert sometime?
你觉得她想让一个帅哥带她去演唱会吗
I think she would literally crap her pants.
她肯定会高兴到尿裤子的
Then tell her to bring a change of pants.
那就让她多带条换洗的裤子
That night, I dreamt about next year's "Women in pharma" brunch,
那晚我梦到明年的"药业杰出女性"早午餐了
which I would def be at.
我做得非常好
Because who knows how many other women I could inspire?
谁知道我会激励多少其他女人呢
That's your new mantra.
这是你的新口号♥
That's a good mantra.
这口号♥不错
Where's your G.F.?
你女朋友呢
Eliza? Oh, she's not my G.F. She's just my F.
伊莉莎吗她不是我的女朋友只是朋友而已
You ever hook up with her?
你跟她上过床吗
No.
没有
But I once saw her naked.
但是我见过她的裸体
All right! Yeah!
漂亮棒
Wait.
等等
You saw her naked but you didn't hook up with her?
你都看到她的裸体了竟然没跟她上♥床♥
What happened to "No fear"?
说好的"无所畏惧"呢
That's before I had this.
那会儿我还没有这个呢
Next time, I'll be ready. Yeah, right. Nice.
下次我会做好准备的对这才对嘛