再造淑女（2014）

Selfie S01E11

Part 4 Oct. 24, 2020, 9:47 p.m.

a lot.
意义重大
You're most welcome.
客气了
Spread the word around the office, would you?
跟办公室的人都说说好吗
I'm not really a bit of a poop, after all.
我真的不是什么一坨屎
"Bit of a poop." That's what Charlie calls you.
"一小坨屎" 查理就是这么说你的
He does?
是吗
Well, yeah, but not a full poop,
是啊不过不是一大坨
just, like, a bit of a poop.
就是一小坨吧
That piece of shit.
那个混♥蛋♥
Isn't it pretty?
是不是很漂亮
And Mr. Middle-aged man is on automatic debit thanks to Henry,
多亏了亨利中年大叔先生可以自动扣款了
so I won't forget to pay and be homeless again.
我也不会因为忘记付房♥租而无家可归了
Hey, homeless Eliza was hot.
无家可归的伊莉莎很惹火哦
...why didn't you offer to let me stay with you?
你为什么不让我来跟你一起住
What?
什么
When I was homeless
我无家可归
and staying at the presidential suite,
住总统套房♥的时候
why didn't you offer for me to come stay with you?
你为什么不让我来跟你一起住
You wanted to stay with me?
你想跟我一起住吗
Well, I mean, it would have been nice
我是说要是不把奖励积分
not to use up all my rewards points.
都用光那就好了
Hey, I would have been happy for you to stay with me, okay?
你来跟我住我肯定热烈欢迎
But I guarantee you, if I offered,
但是我肯定要是我提出来
you would have just freaked out and dumped me.
你肯定会吓坏然后甩了我
Anytime I try to get serious with you,
每次我想跟你认真
y-you pull away from me.
你都会把我推开
I do?
真的吗
You do.
真的
Look, if it were up to me,
如果我可以决定
you'd be staying at my place every night of the week.
那我愿意让你每天晚上都来跟我一起睡
Like...permanently.
永久性的
Like "Boxing Helena" style?
像《盒装美人》那样截肢吗
No.
不
Don't want to cut off your limbs
我可不想把你大卸八块
and put you in a box under my bed.
然后装盒子里放在我床底下
I just want to be around you as much as possible.
我只是想尽可能多地跟你在一起
Did I just scare you off?
我刚才是不是又吓到你了
Yes,
是的
#TeamFreddy.
#弗雷迪小队
Good morning, Charlie.
早上好查理
Mini marshmallows. Your favorite, right?
迷你棉花糖你的最爱对吧
Go ahead. Drink up.
快点喝吧
Huh? Anything else you need?
还需要什么别的吗
Would you like a breakfast pastry?
要不要吃个早餐酥饼
How about a back rub?
来个背部按♥摩♥怎么样
Sir, I'm sorry about the "F."
老板抱歉我给你打了F
I was having a bad day. I'm better now.
我那天心情不好现在好多了
Can you stop being so nice to me?
你能不对我这么和蔼可亲了吗
I hate it.
我不喜欢这样
Yeah, I hate it, too.
我也不喜欢
It's not right.
这样不对
Clean up these filthy marshmallows, would you?
把这堆脏脏的棉花糖清理干净好吗
I'm not the one who spilled them.
不是我洒的
Charlie, I entreat!
查理求你了
He's back.
他回来了
So...
话说
What are you and midge up to this weekend?
这周末你跟你的小矮人打算干什么
Midge?
小矮人
Your pocket pal. Your tiny dancer. Julia.
你的口袋伙伴你的小舞者茱莉亚呀
Oh. Um...
她啊
I don't know. We're probably just gonna play it by ear.
还没定呢可能就随便玩玩吧
Why don't the two of you come over to my place?
要不你们两个到我家来玩吧
Oh, no, no. I think she's on call.
不了她可能待命值班
But we could watch a movie
我们可以一起看电影啊
like "The break-up," or "He's...just not that into you."
比如《分手》或者《他没那么喜欢你》
How did you find out?
你怎么知道的
I read your journal.
我看你的日记了
What?! That's a clear violation of my personal --
什么你那是侵犯我的隐私...
J.K., Henry. J.K.
开玩笑啦亨利玩笑而已
Now I know you journal.
现在我知道你日记了
Journal's not a verb.
日记不是个动词
I don't journal. I keep a journal.
我不是日记而是写日记
I'm sorry things didn't work out with Julia.
很遗憾你跟茱莉亚没能走下去
Thank you.
谢谢
I mean it's completely understandable.
我完全可以理解
Let me guess -- more height jokes?
你又要说关于身高的玩笑了吗
No.
不是
No, I would never want to belittle Julia.
不我怎么会贬低茱莉亚呢
Because she already "Be little" herself?
因为她自己本身个子就很低
Would you say she has a short temper?
你是说她矮个子急性子吗
You are 7 years old. You do know that, don't you?
你就跟七岁小孩一样这个你是知道的对吧