再造淑女（2014）

Selfie S01E08

Part 3 Oct. 24, 2020, 9:47 p.m.

Just mill around and do nothing, much like you would do at work.
大家就跟上班时一样漫无目的地瞎转悠就行
To be clear,
我先声明一下
everybody should be working at...work.
大家上班时都应该...工作的
Fine.
好吧
Act like you're su-u-u-u-per busy and completely sober,
你就像平时上班一样好了
much like you would do at work.
超级超级忙完全清醒不喝酒
Good. Good.
好很好
Henry's office-themed birthday. Can I help you?
亨利的办公室主题派对请问有事吗
Eliza, it's UNICEF.
伊莉莎是联♥合♥国♥儿童基金会
Who here handles Henry's donations?
谁要处理亨利的捐赠事宜
Raj.
拉杰
Why Raj?
为什么是我
Hello?
喂
Well, let me see.
这个啊让我想想
He has a big heart,
他心地善良
so I suppose he will sponsor, uh, 50?
所以应该会资助 50个吧
W-would 50 children be good?
资助50个儿童可以吗
Sure, it's a start. That's good. That's good.
可以啊算是一个开始可以不错
Oh, oh, I see.
我知道了
For a few dollars more, we can buy Henry's children a well.
再多捐赠一点就可以帮亨利的孩子买♥♥口井了
I approve that decision.
这决定我同意
Okay, yes, Henry would like
好的亨利想
to buy clean drinking water for his children.
为自己的孩子买♥♥干净的饮用水喝
Using the card on file.
使用登记的信♥用♥卡♥付款
No, thank you.
不谢谢你
Good job, Raj.
干得漂亮拉杰
It wasn't exactly drinking champagne
虽然这跟从双性笼中舞者身上
off a bisexual cage dancer.
喝香槟不能比
But it was the kind of buttoned-up fun
但这也算是种"一饮而尽"的乐趣吧
Henry would approve of.
亨利应该会喜欢
Hon, did you see my solo?!
亲爱的你听到我唱的没有
Did you see my tasty solo, hon?!
我唱得不错吧亲爱的
Very tasty!
味道是真不错啊
Julia, I think I speak for Wayne
茱莉亚我觉得我得替韦恩
and all of the other fellow travelers
还有其他歌♥迷说句公道话
when I say you are harshing the mellow.
你这样真的伤害大家的感情了
That is the gist.
确实如此
Apologies, Wayne.
很抱歉韦恩
Yeah, I think I'll step outside.
我觉得我还是出去吧
Hold on. Hold on. Are you upset with me?
等等等等你这是生我的气了吗
Could you take off that hat?
你能把那顶帽子摘了吗
I'm having a very hard time
你戴着那顶帽子
taking you seriously with that hat. Yeah.
我实在很难接受好吧
Are you leaving? We totally No, no, we don't have to.
你要走了吗我们... 不不不用
It's just, I'm the on-call doctor,
我是个上门看诊的医生
and the reception in here is pretty terrible.
这里的信♥号♥♥真的很差
Oh, wait. I'll go with you.
等等我跟你一起走
No, I-I'll -- we'll both go.
不我...我们一起走
Just let me say goodbye and exchange info with --
你先等我道个别跟这位老兄...
I knew this would happen.
我就知道会这样
You see, this is why I seldom let it all hang out.
所以我才不轻易出来玩出来疯
Don't worry about it, brother.
不用担心兄弟
If I know anything about anything,
这个我知道
the hook will bring her back.
你的魅力肯定会让她回到你身边的
And if it doesn't, you can always live with me.
如果她不回来那你可以跟我一起住啊
Sir, can I get you to sign this check for office supplies?
老板这是买♥♥办公用品要花的钱请签字
Since we're working here, I thought I'd reorder toner.
既然我们在这里工作我想再购买♥♥些墨粉
Thank you, Joan.
谢谢琼
And I'll just remind you,
提醒一下
you have a surprise with Henry coming up in five minutes.
五分钟后就可以给亨利一个惊喜了
Joan, this fake office would crumble without you.
琼没有你这个冒牌办公室一定行不通
Thank you, sir.
谢谢夸奖老板
Happy birthday!
生日快乐
Surprise!
惊喜
What's going on here? Happy office party!
这是怎么回事办公室派对
Happy birthday!
生日快乐
Happy office party, Henry.
办公室派对快乐亨利
Is this great or what?
是不是很棒啊
Eliza got work bagels!
伊莉莎准备了上班吃的百吉饼
Henry, your children desperately wish they could be here,
亨利你资助的孩子特别想来给你庆祝
but they don't have access to modern transportation.
但是他们没有现代交通工具来不了
Eliza, can I speak to you in private for a moment?
伊莉莎我能单独跟你说几句话吗
Okay.
好啊
Oh, man.
天哪
So, did you have fun at the concert?
演唱会玩得开心吗
No.
不开心
Really? Then why did you buy merch?
真的吗那你为什么还买♥♥东西
Don't concern yourself with my merch.
我买♥♥不买♥♥东西跟你有什么关系
I'm just saying, no one buys a T-shirt
我的意思是要是玩得不开心
to remember a concert they did not have fun at.
谁还会去买♥♥件T恤衫来纪念演唱会啊
Why are these people in my house?
他们为什么会在我家里
How are these people in my house?
他们是怎么进我家里的
Did you know your bathroom window
你知道你们家浴室的窗户
can fit a size 2?
155的人就能爬进来吗
Okay, Henry, this is the "Jack Reacher"
亨利这就是今晚派对的
portion of the evening.
《侠探杰克》部分
Right now, you hate it,
虽然你现在不喜欢
but eventually you're gonna loosen up, and --
但是最终你会放松下来...
Have you seen the "Edge of Tomorrow"?
你看过《明日边缘》吗
Yes, and I walked out.
看过没看下去
Further, I did not like "Jack Reacher,"
再说我不喜欢《侠探杰克》
nor "Vanilla Sky."
也不喜欢《香草天空》
I was lukewarm on "Cocktail,"
也不怎么喜欢《调酒师》
liked "Tropic Thunder" in spite of him,
但是我喜欢《热带惊雷》因为不是他演的
and, hello, he had no business being The Last Samurai!
还有他去演什么《最后的武士》啊
Should have been Chris Hemsworth.
应该让锤哥克里斯·海姆斯沃斯演的
Who? No, no!
谁不不
All I wanted to do tonight was to sit quietly
我今晚就只想安静地坐着
and finish a documentary on tiny houses.
看完那部讲小房♥子的纪录片
But instead, against my better judgement,
但是呢我真是没想到
I danced like nobody was watching.
我竟然旁若无人地去跳舞了
But somebody was. Julia?
可有人在看啊茱莉亚吗
I'm not afraid to tell you, it was a big turn-off.
我不怕告诉你真是太失望了
For her.
她失望
I mean, the crowd loved it,
虽然其他歌♥迷都喜欢
and I made a friend named Wayne, but Julia left early.
我还交到一个叫韦恩的朋友但茱莉亚提前走了
Well, that's cool about Wayne, huh?
至少你还交到韦恩那个朋友了啊
And now I come home to find, in lieu of peace and quiet,
而且我回家发现不仅没有安静祥和
you have peppered my house
你反而叫了同事们过来
with co-workers I have no interest in partying with!
把家里搞得一团糟我根本不想跟他们一起派对
Team, I think it's time to...
各位我觉得我们该...
clock out.
走了
I'll see you Monday morning... in the real office.
周一早上见在我们真正的办公室里
Sir, let me exp--
老板你听我解...
Must really be hard to have everyone
大家都想帮你一起庆祝生日
want to celebrate your birthday.
一定很难得
But as someone who knows
但是对一个知道
what it's like to spend their birthday alone,
一个人过生日是多么孤单的人来说
minus one super bitchy clown...
还有一个超级傻♥逼♥的小丑不算...
...I can tell you firsthand that it sucks!
我可以以自己的亲身经历来说真的不好玩
Eliza...
伊莉莎...
You are two amazing women
你们两位的小腿
with beautiful, strong calves...
真是好漂亮好强壮的感觉...
and deeply... adventurous souls.
而且你们很有...冒险精神
We're not having a threesome, Larry. Mnhmnh.
我们不会跟你玩3P的拉里对
Okay, I'm out.
好吧我先走了
Nope. Hmm.
不行
Do you think Henry's gonna forgive you?
你觉得亨利会原谅你吗
Um, forgive me? Are you kidding?
原谅我你开玩笑吧
He should be thanking me.
他应该谢谢我才对