再造淑女（2014）

Selfie S01E08

Part 4 Oct. 24, 2020, 9:47 p.m.

Tonight was epic!
今晚多棒啊
Henry went to a concert,
亨利去参加了演唱会
danced with some dude named Wayne,
跟一个叫韦恩的家伙一起跳了舞
and provided clean drinking water
还让一个第三世界国家的村子
to an entire third-world village.
都喝上了干净的饮用水
Yeah, you're right!
你说得对
And Raj had a blast --
还有拉杰也突破了自我...
Don't think he's ever been to a party.
我觉得他那是第一次参加派对
No! And Joan get her toner on.
当然还有琼可以买♥♥墨粉了
Yes.
对
And Larry's having an imaginary threesome.
拉里还在做梦跟人玩3P
Let's get you into something more comfortable, huh?
我让你舒服一点怎么样
Hey.
你来了
Did you page the on-call doctor?
你叫值班医生上门了吗
Thank you for making a house call on my birthday.
谢谢你在我生日时上门
Well, it's not your birthday anymore.
现在不是你生日了
That train has left the station.
生日列车已经离站了
Next stop, AARP.
下一站是美国退休者协会
It's a bit more birthday joshing.
这是个生日笑话
But, seriously, folks, uh, may I come in?
但是说真的我可以进去吗
Please.
请进
Take my coat, please.
请帮我拿一下外套
I'm sorry.
对不起
I've been making an effort
我一直在努力
to be a bit more lighthearted and humorous.
让自己放松幽默
But the truth is...
但说实话...
Tonight, you pushed me outside of my comfort zone.
今晚你真的让我感觉不舒服了
And when that happens,
那种情况下
I tend to become cold and judgmental and punishing.
我就会对人冷漠态度不好
Yeah, same.
我也是
I know it's not technically your birthday anymore
我知道严格来说你的生日已经过了
and you're not keen on presents...
而且你又不是很喜欢礼物...
But I do have one gift I would like to give you.
但是我还是有件礼物要送给你
I'll be here all night.
我今晚不走
Seriously, folks.
真的吗
Not to be insensitive, but how many wells do they need?
我不是冷酷无情啊但是他们需要多少口井啊
I mean, can't they be happy
我不是刚捐了一口吗
with the one well that I just got them?
他们还不满意吗
Okay, one more well.
好吧再捐一口
Yes, charge the card on file.
好用登记信♥用♥卡♥付费
Charlie said you wanted to see me.
查理说你找我
Yes.
对
I just wanted to express my gratitude
我想向你表达谢意
for the effort that you put forth on my behalf.
你为了我付出了那么多努力
I know your intention was to make my big day special,
我知道你是想让我过一个特别的生日
and, in hindsight, I can now confirm that, in fact...
回想一下现在我可以确定说实话...
it was.
这个生日确实过得特别
What?
什么
I had fun at the concert.
演唱会我玩得很开心
Thank you for my party.
谢谢你帮我举办派对
I'm sorry I was mean.
抱歉我之前对你发脾气
I knew you had fun.
我就知道你玩得很开心
Because I just told you.
因为我刚跟你说了
No, because you're on YouTube.
不是因为油管上有你的视频
What?
什么
847 views!
有847次观看呢
I went viral!
这么多人看啊
Mmhmm. Ddelete that video!
是啊快把视频删了
Wow. You really have no idea how the internet works.
看来你是真不知道网络世界的规则
Delete that video!
快删掉啊
That doesn't do anything. It's still playing.
这个没用还在播放
No.
还是不行
This is really funny for me.
真是太好玩了
You just Tweeted it everywhere.
你刚又发到推特上分享了