杰茜驾到（2011）
New Girl S04E10
Part 2
Nov. 20, 2020, 12:28 p.m.
Colorado, Kansas,
科罗拉多 堪萨斯
Montana,
蒙大拿
Nebraska-- need I say more?
内布拉斯加 还要我接着说吗
Coach gets it.
还是教练懂我
See, Cece and I, we're gonna be fine,
我和希希不会有事的
'cause it's gonna play out the way it always does.
因为矛盾自会像往常一样消散
We're not gonna talk for three days,
我们冷战三天
and then I'll surprise her with a latte.
然后我买♥♥杯拿铁给她个惊喜
And then we'll act like nothing happened.
一切就飘散在风中了
Three days without Cece?
要我过三天没希希的日子
Do I have to spend three days without Cece?
非得过三天没希希的日子吗
Yes. I don't trust you around her.
是的 你在她身边我不放心
She makes you weak and penis-dumb.
你在她面前软弱 只靠下半身思考
Three days without Cece? Why don't you just
三天见不到希希 你怎么
replace my shoes with bags and turn me into a lunatic?
不把我的鞋换成塑料袋逼疯我
Stay out of it, man. Stay the hell out of it, bro.
别搀和了 你就别管闲事了
Here's a different take: Why don't I spend more time with her?
不如这样吧 要不我多陪陪她
Stay out of it. I'm confused.
少管闲事 我不懂
Now, should I... are you asking me
我该... 你是在让我
to spend more time with her or stay out of it?
多去陪她 还是少管闲事
Like, for real?
你疯了吧
I hate this. I hate first dates.
烦死了 我讨厌初次约会
Me, too. I hate all...
我也是 我讨厌所有的...
I hate the second ones and the third ones
我讨厌第二次 第三次约会
and the fourth ones. Me, too. Yeah. Yeah.
还有第四次... 我也是
I hate dates.
我讨厌约会
Yeah. The first ones are the worst.
说的没错 第一次最糟
Yeah.
没错
This is terrible. They're terrible. They're awkward.
惨不忍♥睹 惨不忍♥睹 尴尬至极
I feel like I'm being weird. You're not being weird.
我觉得自己怪怪的 不会啊
Yeah, I am. I'm the weirdo.
会 我才是奇怪的那个
I wanted to do this all night.
我整晚都想这么干
That is so stupid.
真是太蠢了
I hated that I did it.
我讨厌自己干这种事
I feel like I'm being weird, too.
我觉得我也很奇怪
How? I don't know how. Just...
怎么会 我也说不清 就是...
Well, now you are.
现在有点奇怪了
These sweaters. I got sweater shoulder.
可能是因为这件毛衣
Now... when you do that, it's very weird.
你这么干就很奇怪了
But before, it wasn't.
但之前很正常
Just don't do sweater shoulder.
别晃来晃去的
Please don't tell Tran how bad this is going.
别告诉权我俩的约会很烂
Oh, I will.
我会说的
Don't. It'll be so embarrassing.
别说 太丢脸了
Yeah. He's probably my best friend.
他算是我的好哥们了
Really? Yes.
真的吗 是啊
You're not his best friend.
他可没把你当哥们
That's a terrible thing to say.
这话可不能乱说
It's true.
是真的
This is going great. Oh, God, I hate this.
终于有点意思了 我真讨厌这套
I just want to sit around and do nothing,
我就想坐在这什么都不做
but that is not hot.
可那样就不性感了
That's hot to me.
我觉得挺性感的啊
You add some sweatpants to that,
你还穿着运动裤
and that is better than porn.
比黄♥片♥还劲爆
I love porn.
我超爱黄♥片♥
But I like to mute it and come up with my own voices, like,
但我喜欢把它消声自己配音 比如
"Hey, that's a very interesting mesh cat suit."
这件破洞紧身衣不错啊
"Thank you. It used to be my grandmother's."
多谢夸奖 这是我奶奶的
Something like that.
之类的
Cheers.
干杯
That was a weird cheers!
这杯干的太诡异了
Can we go?!
我们能走吗
Yes. Let's get out of here. This sucks!
走吧 赶紧离开这 逊毙了
So cute.
真甜蜜
Yeah, it's like they're made for each other.
是啊 简直是天造地设的一对儿
They haven't moved in three days. Very weird.
他们三天没动地方了 真怪
Alarming, even.
值得警惕
Wait, doesn't she work or...?
等等 她没工作吗还是...
Shouldn't you be studying?
你不是应该在学习吗
Or live somewhere?
没别的地方住吗
Shouldn't you be studying?
你不是应该在学习吗
Or have worried loved ones? Studying?
还是有前任骚扰 学习
Coach, this is gonna take some serious
教练 这需要高深的
investigative police skills.
警♥察♥调查技巧
But I'm onto her.
但我会盯住她的
I didn't know girls could be so slovenly.
我都不知道女孩子居然可以这么邋遢
I did. I have sisters.
我知道 我有姐妹
Oh, my God, we know.
老天爷啊 我们都知道
We cool? We cool.
没事了 没事了
Oh. Just who I was looking for.
我正想找你呢
Hey. How would you like a piping hot latte?
要不要喝杯滚烫烫的拿铁
Thanks, Jess, but, you know, I, um...
谢谢 杰茜 但是我...
I can buy my own.
会自己买♥♥
What did you do?
你干了什么
Is this about the socks?
因为袜子吗
You weren't supposed to talk to Cece. What happened?
你不该跟希希讲话的 怎么回事
Well, I had to see her.
因为我必须见到她
I can't go three days without seeing Cece.
三天见不到希希我会熬不过去的
And it went just like you said it would.
结果和你预料的一样
I'm gonna go get the purse.
我去给你拿包
She played me like John Popper plays that
她玩我就像约翰·波普尔[作曲家]
little harmonica and fiddle thing.
玩小口琴和小提琴一样
Ugh! She's like a robot scientist.
她就像机器人科学家
And you're like a damn robot.
你就像个机器人
And usually it's cute, except when you're robbing me.
其实还挺可爱的 除了你打劫我
Jess, I'm sorry. So... What-What happens now?
杰茜 对不起 那现在怎么样了
You bring her another coffee and you guys make up?
你给她买♥♥了咖啡 俩人和好了吗
I don't know what happens now.
我不知道现在怎么样
We're in unchartered territory 'cause you got involved.
我们到了未知之地 都怪你掺合进来
We're entering the abyss.
现在是无底深渊
It's like the month I decided not to wear a bra.
就像我决定不♥穿♥胸罩的那个月
Those were dark times.
简直是黑暗岁月
I had no support. Literally no support.
感觉毫无支撑 真的是毫无支撑
Cece just texted me a smiley face. Is that bad?
希希刚给我发了个微笑表情 这不好吗
No, she just texted me the world's first good smiley face.
不好 她刚给我发了世上最好的微笑表情
I'm gonna text her a yellow heart.
我要给她发一个 黄桃心
No, uh, yellow heart, whale,
不 黄桃心 鲸鱼
thumbs up.
点赞手
Well, that seems nice.
感觉挺友好的
How dare she? Chinese man, ballerina, apartment building?
她怎么敢 中国人 芭蕾舞妞 公♥寓♥楼
What does that mean? Fine!
那是什么意思 好的
Poop. Turban guy. Granny.
大便 中东男 外婆
Don't text her poop.
别给她发大便
Explosion, monkey-see? You want to play dirty? Fine.
爆♥炸♥ 猴子眼 跟我玩狠的是吧 好
Slice of cake. Turtle.
一块蛋糕 乌龟
Don't sen... Oh.
别发...
Double syringe?
双注射器
Double syringe.
双注射器
You're right, Schmidt.
你说的对 施密特
Maybe it's time to dig up some berries.
现在是时候挖浆果了
The gatherers have become the hunters.
收集者要变身猎人了
Be well.
保重
Wh-Where are you... Where are going?
你去...你去哪
L-Leave those berries be.
留着浆果不要动
Republican or Democrat? West Wing.
共和党人还是民♥主♥党人 《白宫西翼》
What's your favorite thing about America?
你最爱美国的什么
Kentucky women. Favorite part of The Rock?
《肯塔基女人》[歌♥名] 最喜欢《勇闯夺命岛》的哪部分
"Welcome to the Rock." Gorilla or monkey?
"欢迎来到夺命岛" 猩猩还是猴子
Gorilla, hands down.
猩猩 易如反掌
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