飞天大盗（2004）

'There are four types of fat.
'脂肪分为四种
'Good fat, bad fat, thin fat and fat fat.
'好脂肪 坏脂肪 瘦脂肪 胖脂肪
'The Eat Yourself Slender plan allows you to eat all the good thin fat you like,
'越吃越瘦计划能让您吃到所喜爱的好的瘦的脂肪
'whilst at the same time reducing your bad fat fat.
'同时减掉你的坏的胖的脂肪
'This is Ray.
'这是Ray
'Look at him before.
'看看他以前的样子
'And look at him now!
'再看他现在的样子!
'He has lost 22 stone by eating what he wants to eat
'他在越吃越瘦计划的指导下想吃就吃
'on the Eat Yourself Slender plan.
'减重22英石
'Gail used to be repulsive
'Gail曾经惨不忍♥睹
'but six months on the Eat Yourself Slender plan...
'但是加入越吃越瘦计划六个月之后...
'and Gail's got the figure she always wanted.
'她就得到了她一直想要的身材
'So, don't delay.
'所以 还等什么
'For only 99.99 pounds a month, you too can be part
'只要99块99每月 你也能一样
'of the Eat Yourself Slender plan.
'成为越吃越瘦计划的一员
'Be the person you always wanted to be.
'拥有你梦寐以求的身材
'The Eat Yourself Slender plan.
'越吃越瘦
'Because the rest of your life starts today.'
'只因你的新生从今天开始'
Carol had been on the diet for six months.
Carol已经节食六个月了
She was nine and a half stone when she started,
她开始的时候是九个半英石
13 when admitted to hospital this morning.
今天早上进医院的时候是十三英石
And if you read these, you can see why.
如果你读读这些就知道为什么了
It is a recipe for heart disease,
这个配方就会导致心脏问题
high blood pressure, raised cholesterol.
高血压 高胆固醇
It'd be funny if it wasn't so dangerous.
不危险就怪了
Meanwhile, Dr Dean Deville and his wife and business partner Dana
同时Dean Deville博士和他的妻子兼生意伙伴Dana
have gained quite a few pounds over the last few years.
前几年已经赚了不少钱
Yeah, over ten million of them, according to Companies House.
是的 工商局显示 至少一千万了
Please tell me we think they can afford to shed a few.
拜托 告诉我 我们都认为他们应该能跟我们分享一二
They sold Carol a diet plan that nearly killed her.
他们卖♥♥给Carol一个致命的节食计划
I think we should take them for everything we can.
我们应该竭尽全力搞垮他们
Yeah, definitely. Oh, yes.
是的 当然 哦 好的
OK. Good. So, who are they?
好 很好 那么 他们到底是谁?
Albert - history.
Albert - 查一下他们的来历
Where did they come from and why did they leave America?
来自哪里 为什么离开美国?
Emma, check out their business interests and anything else they may be involved in. Mmhm.
Emma 查一下他们的营业利润以及可能牵涉到的事 嗯
Sean, check out the science. Their labs and qualifications.
Sean 查一下科学方面的问题 他们的实验室和执照
I'll do hobbies and personal interests.
我来查他们的口味和个人喜好
Ash, the legal implications. How the hell do they manage to keep selling a product
Ash 法律问题 为什么明明这么危险
that is clearly so dangerous. Right? Let's do this.
他们还能一直卖♥♥下去 好吗? 开工
'I'm Dr Dean Deville... Dr Dean Deville...
'我是Dean Deville博士... Dean Deville博士...
'I'm Dr Dean Deville,
'我是Dean Deville博士
'and I'm here today to tell you about the EYS plan.'
'今天我们要跟你分享我们的越吃越瘦计划'
Dean and Dana Deville. Oh, these guys are pros.
Dean和Dana Deville 哦 这些家伙可是老油条了
They've been doing what they've been doing in one form or another over the years.
他们这套把戏已经换汤不换药地耍了好多年了
They always manage to stay just one step ahead of the law.
他们总是在法律上超前一步
'With Pro-Butrimol-F and active vita-beta-retinal 5 action,
'内含Pro-Butrimol-F和活性vita-beta-retinal 5重功效
'this is probably the best vitamin in the world ever, ever.'
'这算是世界上最棒的维他命了 绝无仅有'
In 2005, they moved onto the internet
2005年 他们进军互联网
and became the king and queen of the infomercial.
然后就成了广♥告♥片天王天后
'Just 9.99 pounds is all it'll cost to end the pain of arthritis forever, forever.
'只要9块9毛9 关节炎疼痛都带走
'And say goodbye to swine flu misery with Pig-U-Go.'
'远离猪流感就用霹雳狗'
There's no evidence to suggest any products they sell
没有任何证据显示他们销♥售♥的任何产品
have had scientific testing.
曾进行过科学测试
And as far as qualifications are concerned, well,
考虑到执照问题的话
they're from a mail order place in Tupelo.
他们从图珀洛的一家邮寄中心发货
Dr Pepper is more qualified than these two.
胡椒博士都比他们更合格
They circumvent any legal issues
他们通过把这些按健康补品卖♥♥出的办法
arising from this by selling them
绕过所有可能发生的法律问题
as health supplements and like Albert said,
就像Albert所说的
always just getting away with it.
总是撇得干干净净
Last year, they made profits of over 2 million pounds.
去年 他们赚了两百多万
getting away with it. Most of it's invested in art purchases
也没岔子 赚来的钱大多用来投资了艺术品交易
which they store in safety deposits,
然后把它们存在保险柜里
to sell for profit at a later date.
过段时间再卖♥♥了挣差价
It looks like they have an interest in art,
看起来他们好像对艺术品感兴趣
but it's done purely for financial gain.
其实这完全就是为了赚钱
So I think it's pretty clear that the accumulation of money
所以我想 这一点挺清楚的 赚钱
is their main hobby,
一定是他们最大爱好
but what's their weakness?
不过他们有什么弱点吗?
Arrogance. They think they're untouchable. Yes.
狂妄 他们觉得没人敢惹他们 是的
But the UK's much more strictly regulated than the States -
不过英国的管理可比美国严格
it must be getting harder for them to stay ahead of the authorities.
所以想在英国当局面前技高一筹肯定更不容易
So, if you were them,
所以 如果你是他们
wouldn't you be looking for a way out now?
你不会想要找个办法抽身而出吗?
A way to find the big one, the ultimate, that one last
想办法大干一场 最后一场 找到一种最终
legitimate product that would allow you to retire?
能让你退休的合法产品?
So that's what we offer them?
所以我们就给他们这个?
Yes. And we use their arrogance,
不错 利用他们的狂妄
this feeling they can do anything,
他们那种觉得无所不能的想法
to blind them to what we're doing.
让他们对我们的所作所为失去防范
So what's the actual con?
那到底怎么个骗法?
We are going to sell them
我们准备卖♥♥给他们
a genuine wonder product that will make them billions.
一种神奇的 能让他们赚大钱的产品
Which is?
是什么?
The best diet drug in the world ever!
有史以来最好的减肥药!
All right, so what's the convincer?
好吧 那怎么让他们相信?
Yes, these people are scammers themselves.
对啊 他们本身就是骗子
And pretty good ones.
还是很不错的那种
They'll spot an ordinary convincer a mile off.
他们不等靠近就能觉察到出普通的骗术
So in order to outsmart them, we'll have to be very clever.
所以要耍他们 我们得比他们更精明
Who's heard of the Montagne scam?
谁听说过蒙太奇骗局?
The guy that stole the Venus de Milo.
偷走断臂维纳斯的那个家伙
Yeah, and more importantly, sold it again.
是的 最重要的是 他又把它卖♥♥了
So, our convincer, we are going to sell the Devilles this.
所以 我们的骗术 就是把这个卖♥♥给Devilles
The Lucien egg, one of a pair of Faberge eggs,
Lucien蛋 一对Faberge蛋中的一个
and this one is currently residing at the Tenguiz Gallery.
而这一个现在收藏于Tenguiz画廊
Who owns the other one? The Devilles do.
那谁有另一个? Devilles有
The eggs together are worth much more than the sum of their parts,
两个鸡蛋合起来可比单个收藏的总价高出好多呢
so unsurprisingly, the Devilles have made repeated attempts
所以 毫不奇怪 Devilles已经尝试了许多次
to buy the Lucien egg,
要把另一个鸡蛋买♥♥下来
but Josh Tenguiz simply isn't interested.
不过Josh Tenguiz并不感兴趣
They also tried to sell him their egg at a grossly inflated amount
他们也试着把他们的那个鸡蛋以高价卖♥♥给他
but still, no deal. So?
但还 没成 所以?
A few years ago, the Devilles were interviewed by police in connection to the purchase
几年前 警方就审问过Devilles 因其涉嫌收买♥♥
and profitable sale of some stolen artwork.
和高额卖♥♥出一些偷来的艺术品
They claimed they did it in good faith and there were no charges.
他们称他们是出于善意 是不该被指控的
I think the jury's still out on that one but I think it's safe
我觉得评审团还蒙在鼓里 但我觉得
to say these people would stop at nothing to snaffle up a bargain.
可以确定的是 这些人会不计一切捞钱的
So Emma, Sean, I want you to check out security at the Tenguiz Gallery.
那么Emma Sean 我希望你们查查Tenguiz画廊的安全装置
Ash, we'll go and see an old friend of mine.
Ash 我们去见我的一个老朋友
Wherever he is, whoever he is these days,
无论他在哪 无论他变成什么样子了
I need you to find him.
我要你找到他
And one last thing...We can't rush this.
还有 这件事上我们不要急
To draw these people in successfully, we need time,
把他们成功引过来 要的是时间
so be patient and remember that revenge is a dish best served cold.
耐心点 记住心急吃不了热豆腐 复仇也是如此
Freddy the Face, long time no see.
Freddy the Face 好久没见到了
Hello? No, I can't talk right now.
喂? 不 我现在不能交谈
No, I'm going into the gallery. No, I should be quick.
不 我在展览馆里 不 我很快
OK, hold on...
好吧 稍等
Cheers, darling.
谢谢 亲爱的
Well, I'm done, you ready? Yeah, let's do it.
我好了 你准备好了吗 好 开始吧
Oh, my goodness. Excuse me, somebody! This is something bad here!
哦 我的天 抱歉 来人!有危险品!
There's something bad here in this bag.
包里有危险品
Evacuate the gallery as quickly as possible!
请尽快撤出展览馆!
Come on!
快!
If we're thinking of trying to steal this egg, we're in trouble.
如果我们想着偷这蛋 我们就有麻烦了
Why?
为什么?
Every exhibit in this gallery is coated with an invisible chemical
展馆中的每个展品都涂上了看不见的化学药品
which reacts to an infra red light if taken through any
它会与红外线作用 如果我们通过