欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S05E08
Part 4
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:28 p.m.
But-but... but it is actually
但是呢...
Mrs. Claus who's been writing the list
一直以来负责拟定
of who's been naughty and who's been nice
哪个调皮哪个乖这份名单
and forcing us elves to work at the sweatshop,
并强迫我们精灵在血汗工厂苦干的圣诞奶奶
and she has made a special trip to Santa Land,
她特意来到了圣诞老人乐园
and you guys get to tell her what you want for Christmas!
你们想要什么圣诞礼物尽管跟她说哦
Who's excited?
激动吗
Who's excited?!
激不激动啊
So here she is, Mrs. Claus!
有请圣诞奶奶
Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐
Who's ready to sit on my lap?
准备好坐我大腿上了吗
And what would you like for Christmas?
圣诞节你想要什么
I want a Doc McStuffins time-for-your-check-up doll.
我想要《玩具小医生》里可以为她做体♥检♥的娃娃
Ooh, so cute.
真可爱
Well, that sounds a little molesty.
听起来有点娈童倾向呀
I mean, I didn't start playing doctor till I was nine.
我到九岁才开始扮医生玩呢
I'll see what I can do.
我到时看了再说吧
I think that somebody needs to freeze the fat for Christmas
我觉得某人该在圣诞节减减她的肥肉
because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus.
因为她比圣诞奶奶都重了
Whoa, stop right there.
站在那别走了
You look a little Jewish, right?
你看起来有点犹太人血统 对不对
Rachel, you think?
蕾切尔 你觉得呢
Okay, bye.
好了 再见
I think... Did you...?
我觉得 你有...
I think he pooped in his pants.
他好像拉裤子了
I want a Kinder College Learning Laptop.
我想要一台预托学院的学习电脑
Why don't we just get you an iPad?
为何不直接要台平板电脑呢
You can't even get porn
你跟我要的那玩意
on whatever you just asked me for, okay?
连个小黄♥片♥都看不了
Hey, how's it going?
你好吗
You look exactly
你看起来真像
like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesn't she?
布里特妮·S·皮尔斯的年轻版 是不是
Brittany is my ex-girlfriend, and she just dumped me,
布里特妮是我的前女友 不过她刚甩了我
which is why I'm even here and why I have this job.
所以我才在这呆着唬弄小孩儿玩
And we're lesbians.
我俩是蕾丝边
You know, and, like, I'd never been with...
知道吗 我以前从来没交过...
Okay, great job!
行了 非常好
What would you like for Christmas?
圣诞节你想要什么
I'd like...
我想...
Oh, no, you know what?
不 你知道吗
I think that you should ask Santa
我觉得你该让圣诞老人
to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits,
给你♥爸♥找一份有牙科保障的工作
because your grill is freaking jacked up.
因为你的牙齿全都龋坏了
Do you see this?
你们瞧见没
I think that Mrs. Claus needs a break.
圣诞奶奶要休息一会了
This is going well, right?
进展还不错吧
You guys, she's coming!
各位 她来了
And one, two...
一 二
What's this ornament made of?
这个饰品是什么做的
It's a suet cake for migratory songbirds,
这是给迁徙的鸣禽吃的板油蛋糕
and it's loaded with wildflower seeds
里面藏有野花种子
for the birds to poop out
鸟儿们飞到亚马逊盆地
in their deforested wintering grounds in the Amazon River Basin.
遭到滥伐的越冬地后会把种子拉出来
What species? Douglas fir!
这是什么树种 花旗松
Which is the primary habitat of?
是哪种动物的主要栖息地
Red tree vole.
红树田鼠
And what happened to the vole
你们把这棵树砍掉之后
you left homeless when you cut down this tree?
上面那只无家可归的田鼠怎么样了
Um, do you mean Richie?
你是说里奇吗
Because he came here to live with us.
它过来跟我们一起住了
Well, Glee Club, I gotta hand it to you.
好吧 合唱团员们 我得表扬你们一下
I thought Becky Jackson was going to take first prize this year,
我原以为贝基·杰克逊今年会拿一等奖
but she didn't really get the concept of "Green decorations."
但她根本没搞明白"绿色装饰"的概念
Here it is, Coach!
在这呢 教练
See? Everything's green!
看到没 整棵树都是绿的
Green apples, green bananas, peas,
青苹果 绿香蕉 豌豆
an Apple Jacks box,
苹果肉桂脆片包装盒
grass clippings, moldy bread.
青草屑 长绿毛的面包
I won't be announ...
我要等到...
You're still humming.
你们还在哼唱
Okay.
好吧
I won't be announcing the winner until tomorrow morning,
我要等到明早才会公布获胜者
but I have to admit, for once, Glee Club,
但我必须承认 合唱团
you haven't totally screwed everything up.
这次你们没彻底把事情搞砸
Happy holidays.
节日快乐
Since this year's living nativity has a singing element to it,
由于今年的《耶稣诞生记》要加入歌♥唱元素
and since I'm no expert when it comes to judging show choir star power...
而我在评判合唱团的明星魅力方面也不在行
I am, in fact, sitting right here.
本合唱团明星在此
...I asked Mr. Shue to help out with our auditions for the Virgin Mary.
我请来了舒老师做圣母玛利亚选拔的评审
Thanks, Coach. I'm happy to help judge your potential virgins.
谢谢你教练 我很乐意帮你评审候选的处♥女♥们
And it looks like first up we have a group audition. Yes.
首先登场参选的是个组合 是的
Ladies, whenever you're ready,
姑娘们 准备好就开唱
the manger is yours.
马槽里任你们高歌♥
**Mary's boy child Jesus Christ*
*玛利亚之子耶稣基♥督♥
*Was born on Christmas Day*
*诞生在圣诞之夜*
**Long time ago in Bethlehem*
*正如圣经所述
**So the Holy Bible said*
*在那很久以前的伯利恒
**Mary's boy child Jesus Christ*
*圣母之子耶稣基♥督♥
**Was born on Christmas Day*
*诞生在圣诞之夜
**Hark, now hear the angels sing*
*听 那是天使在歌♥唱
*A king was born today*
*弥赛亚圣诞日降临人间*
**And man will live forevermore because of Christmas Day*
*我主永远与我们同在
**For a moment the world was a glow, all the bells rang out*
*伴随夺目光芒 一时钟声齐鸣
**There were tears of joy and laughter*
*大家喜极而泣
**People shouted*
*人群在欢呼
**Let everyone know, there is hope for all to find peace*
*世人皆知晓 寻求和平希望在眼前
**Hark, now hear the angels sing*
*倾听那天使之歌♥
**A king was born today*
*吾王于今夜出世
**And man will live forevermore because of Christmas Day*
*圣诞之夜出生 与日月同寿
**Oh my Lord*
*万能的上帝
**You sent your son to save us*
*派遣爱子来救赎我们
**Oh my Lord*
*我们的救主
**Your very self you gave us*
*将自己完全献予我们
**Oh my Lord*
*我们的主啊
**That sin may not enslave us*
*罪恶不能将世人奴役
**And love may reign once more*
*真爱会重现于世
**Oh my Lord* *So praise the Lord*
*万能的主* *我们赞美他
**You sent your son to save us*
*将上帝之子派到人间
**Oh my Lord * *This day will live forever*
*我们的救世主* *永远不离不弃
**Your very self you gave us*
*倾尽所有献于世人
**Oh my Lord* *So praise the Lord*
*我们的主啊* *感谢您的付出
**And full of admiration*
*由衷赞美您
**They realized what they had* *Until the sun falls from the sky*
*知晓我主降生* *直到夕阳西下
**Oh my Lord* *So praise the Lord*
*万能的主* *您的爱与我们同在
**And full of admiration*
*满怀崇敬之心
**They realized what they had* *Until the sun falls from the sky*
*方知救主降临* *日落西山之后
Ladies, I'm breathless.
姑娘们 我被你们惊艳到了
And I've got a little Jamaican in me,
我有一点牙买♥♥加血统
and that touched home in a very real way.
你们的演唱触动了我的思乡情怀
Are there any other last-minute auditions for the Virgin Mary?
最后还有谁想为圣母玛利亚试唱吗
It's bad. Are we fired?
糟糕了 我们被炒鱿鱼了吗
No, but I'm afraid we're gonna get killed.
不是 我们恐怕要被追杀了
There's, like, a mob of angry parents out there.
外面堵了一群怒气哄哄的家长
We're never gonna get hired as holiday retail temps again.
咱们以后再也别想当商场的节日临时工了
It's over, it's all over.
完了 全完了
No, it's not.
不 还没完
How you doing?
你们好吗
Cody Tolentino.
我是科迪·托伦蒂诺
But you can just call me "Sexy Claus."
不过你们可以叫我性感圣诞老人
Heard some chatter about there was some trouble over here?
我听有人议论说这里碰到麻烦了
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