欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S05E04
Part 1
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:27 p.m.
So here's what you missed on Glee.
《欢乐合唱团》前情提要
Rachel got the lead in Funny Girl on Broadway
蕾切尔成为百老汇《妙女郎》女主角
and Kurt announced he starting a band.
科特准备组建乐队
Sue framed Figgins, so now she's the principal
苏陷害费金斯当上校长
and Becky's her Beckretary.
贝基成为她的"贝秘书"
I plan on installing Becky as my secretary.
我打算安排她做我的秘书
And I will refer to her as my "Beckretary."
我会叫她"贝秘书"
There's a new bitch on the Cheerios! and her name's Bree.
啦啦队新一代贱女 她叫布莉
And there's a new school nurse and her name's Penny.
学校新来了位名叫佩妮的护士
Penny Owen.
佩妮·欧文
Ane she gave Sam a shot on the butt with a Cupid's syringe
萨姆被她的"丘比特之针"刺中
and now he's got like the biggest crush ever.
他被迷得神魂颠倒
It is your responsibility to dance with me.
你有责任和我一起跳舞
Jake and Marley are found true loves. You know that's gonna last.
贾克和玛莉深爱对方 但愿人长久啊
It's me and you against the world.
我要和你一起对抗全世界
And that's what you missed on Glee.
这就是《欢乐合唱团》前情回顾
All right, big week, guys.
大伙们 这周很重要哦
Come on. Gather round. I have here in my hand--
大家都过来 我手上拿的是...
drumroll, please--
鼓声响起来
a secret list of the show choirs
一份秘密名单
that we will be in competition with
上面是六周之后
at Nationals in six weeks.
我们在全国总决赛的对手
Okay, let's see what we've got.
看看都有谁吧
We got the Rust-Belters from Pittsburgh,
来自匹兹堡的铁锈嘹歌♥合唱团
the Thunder Showcats from Gainesville
来自盖恩斯维尔的闪电霹雳猫合唱团
and finally, from Fort Wayne,
最后是来自韦恩堡的
Throat Explosion.
火爆歌♥喉合唱团
No!
不
Why, God?!
为什么 天啊
What? Throat Explosion?
什么 火爆歌♥喉合唱团
That's a joke, right?
开玩笑吧
Anything but. They're the new supergroup
才不是呢 他们是合唱团超级新星
the Show Choir Underground's been buzzing about.
《合唱团先锋派》一直在讨论他们
Their budgets for costume, makeup, hair alone are astronomical.
他们光是服装 化妆 发型经费就多得吓人
You guys have read that Malcolm Gladwell book Outliers, right?
你们看了麦尔坎·葛拉威尔的书《异类》吧
So, Gladwell says you can't possibly master anything
葛拉威尔的观点是 要掌握一种技能
unless you've spent 10,000 hours practicing it.
就得花上一万小时去练习
So students can't even join Throat Explosion without proving
要想加入火爆歌♥喉
they've logged in 10,000 hours of show choir rehearsal.
就要证明你在合唱团训练过一万小时
They don't even go to class.
他们甚至不去上课
They just perform, every minute of every day.
时时刻刻都在表演
They live their art. They know no boundaries.
他们为艺术而生 无拘无束
They're constantly pushing the envelope,
不断突破
living and performing on the edge.
他们的表演引领潮流
They're like mini Lady Gagas.
就像是迷你版女神嘎嘎
We're so screwed-- they're not like Vocal Adrenaline,
我们惨大了 他们和肾上腺乐团不一样
who were unfeeling Borg robots.
不是没有情绪的机器人
They're total outsiders and misfits,
他们是不受欢迎的边缘人物
which used to be our niche.
那曾经是我们的特色
We can't compete with Throat Explosion anymore
科特去年毕业之后
at that level because we lost our biggest Gaga
我们团里最像嘎嘎的人物不在了
when Kurt graduated last year.
还怎么跟他们竞争啊
Look around, we're a room full of, like, Katy Perrys now.
放眼望去 大家都是一群凯蒂·佩里
Oh, you best check your spectrum, Queen T,
你是眼神不好吗 蒂娜殿下
because orange is the new black, and Unique is the new Gaga.
橙色是新流行色 "独一"就是新一代嘎嘎
Well, not Marley-- she's a Katy Perry.
玛莉可不行 她就是凯蒂·佩里
So is Sam, so is Blaine. I'm a Katy Perry and I'm proud of it.
萨姆和布莱恩也是 我是水果姐我自豪
Uh, the truth is, Tina, we're a potent mix
实际上 蒂娜 我们团队里
of Katy Perrys and Lady Gagas in here.
既有凯蒂·佩里也有女神嘎嘎
But it's not a liability--
这不是问题
it's the way we're gonna beat Throat Explosion.
关键在于我们如何打败火爆歌♥喉
Some of us in here are, you know, ambi-edge.
我们中有些人可以双性转换
Ambi-edge? You just made that up.
双性转换 你瞎编的吧
Uh, some of us are more, you know, wholesome,
我们中还有些人是比较健康
innocent, romantic, all-American girl-and boy-next-door types.
天真浪漫的纯美国裔邻家少男少女型
Uh, who in here would describe themselves as a Gaga?
谁觉得自己是嘎嘎派
Okay, great.
好吧
And the rest of you are Katys?
其他人是凯蒂派吗
Is there a third option?
还有其他选择吗
We're gonna mix it up a little bit.
大家互补一下
We're turning our weaknesses into our strengths.
把弱势转化为优势
This week, the Katys will get their Gaga on
这周 凯蒂派变身嘎嘎
and the Gagas will bring the Katy.
嘎嘎派成为凯蒂
Throat Explosion does their one thing very, very well,
火爆歌♥喉的特点十分鲜明
but we need to be able to do both, impeccably,
我们需要把两种特点完美结合
or else we're not gonna have a chance in hell
不然我们肯定没有机会
of winning Nationals this year.
赢得全国冠军
Here's your check.
这是您的账单
Where have you been?
你去哪了
You said you were only gonna be five minutes late.
你不是说只迟到五分钟吗
I was at Cooper Square.
我去了库珀广场
I was putting an ad in The Village Voice for my new band.
在乡村之声给我的新乐队贴广♥告♥
Wait, you're starting a new band?
什么 你要组建新乐队
Yes, yes, well, I-I sort of have to
没错 我这也是无奈之举
'cause Adam kicked me out of the Adam's Apples
因为亚当知道我订婚之后
when he found out I was engaged.
就把我逐出社团了
Well, what kind of band are you starting?
什么样的乐队啊
Are you taking girls?
招女生吗
Well, originally, I was thinking of a Madonna cover band,
我本想组建一个翻唱麦当娜歌♥曲的乐队
but I think I want it to be more organic than that.
不过我还是希望能更新颖原创一些
So, yes, girls will be in it,
所以会招女生
and I was hoping the three of you could spare me the agony
我希望你们三个可以加入
of open auditions by signing up.
我就不费劲搞海选了
I don't know, Kurt.
我不确定 科特
I think it's just a little too soon.
这事进展太快了
Rachel, Finn wouldn't want you sitting on the sidelines
蕾切尔 芬恩不会希望你停滞不前
while life passes you by.
眼睁睁看大好时光流逝
I know. It's just that, with whatever strength and creative energy I have,
我知道 只是我想把全部心思
it has to go towards Funny Girl.
都放在《妙女郎》上
I think that joining a band right now
如果现在加入乐队
would just be a little too much, but...
我实在顾不了那么多 不过...
thanks.
感谢邀请
Well, you've got me.
我加入
Yes!
太好了
What about you, babe?
你呢 亲爱的
Okay, I guess. But, listen, if we're going to be a part of this band,
好吧 不过如果要我们加入乐队的话
we don't just get to help with the set list.
我们不仅只是打打杂
We also get a say on who joins, right?
也有权决定乐队人选 对吧
Sure. As long as you don't go all crazy Nicki Minaj on me,
当然 只要你别像麻辣鸡一样对我发疯就行了
I'll see you at auditions.
我们海选见
What's up with your arm?
你手臂上那是什么
Is that a... tattoo?
是刺青吗
No... no, it's just a temporary one.
不 这是一次性的
I like to tat up when I go to Skrillex concerts.
我喜欢带着刺青去看史奇雷克斯演唱会
Last time I was there,
上次我去的时候
he spit in a cup and threw it on me.
他往杯子里吐口水 扔给了我
Gross.
好恶心
Or cool. I guess I wouldn't have pegged you
或者说很酷 我想不到你会是
for the hardcore dance punk electronica kind of girl.
舞曲庞克电子乐狂热爱好者
I know, right? The last guy I dated--
是吧 我的前男友
I realize now he's a total dillweed--
我现在知道他是个傻缺了
but I kind of liked his taste in music.
不过他的音乐品味不错
I think I have, like, a musical dark side.
我觉得自己有种音乐阴暗面
Who is that?
那是谁
Oh, uh, True Jackson, Lulu and, uh, Ryan.
《少女设计师》里的露露和雷恩
You haven't seen True Jackson, VP?
你没看过《少女设计师》吗
Oh, my God.
天啊
It's awesome. I have all three seasons on DVD.
这剧太赞了 我有全部三季的光盘
Have you ever thought about what you would do
你有没有想过 如果你美梦成真
if you landed your dream job as a big shot of a major company
成为了大公♥司♥的老板 而你才十五岁
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