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Doctor Who S05E11
Part 2
March 24, 2020, 1:50 p.m.
我们大约一年前 在话务中心工作时相遇
We met at work about a year ago at the call centre.
- 哦 真的 通信交换机?说不定有用 - 对 虽然后来公♥司♥倒闭了
- Oh, really, a communications exchange? That could be handy. - Yeah. Firm's going down though.
老板用了个很废柴的业务模式
The bosses are using a totally rubbish business model.
我知道他们该怎么做 我想了一个很完整的计划
I know what they should do, i got a plan all worked out,
但我只是个接电♥话♥的 我没资格说我知道怎么解决
But i'm just a phone drone, i can't go running in saying i know best.
我♥干♥嘛跟你说这些 你甚至还不认识你
Why am i telling you this? I don't even know you.
我有张和善的大众脸
I've got one of those faces.
在我周围 人们总是 忍♥不住要说说自己的计划
People never stop blurting out their plans while i'm around.
好 你的行李呢
Right, where's your stuff?
别担心
Don't worry,
它自己会来的
It'll materialise,
如果计划顺利的话
If all goes to plan.
哦 哪个 哪个 不
Oh, which one, which one?! No!
你怎么不着陆
Why won't you land?!
哦
Oh,
真令人难以置信
That was incredible!
真不错 你哪学的烹饪
That was absolutely brilliant. Where did you learn to cook?
18世纪的巴黎 不 等等 那可不是最近的事 17世纪吗
Paris, in the 18th century. No, hang on, That's not recent, is it? 17th?
不 20世纪 抱歉 我不擅长按正确顺序来算
No, no, no, 20th. Sorry, i'm not used to doing them in the right order.
有人跟你说过你有点怪吗
Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird?
一直都人有这么说
They never really stop.
去过巴黎吗 Craig
Ever been to paris, craig?
不 我不觉得巴黎有什么意思
Nah, i can't see the point of paris.
- 我不是个爱旅游的 - 从沙发就能看出来
- I'm not much of a traveller. - I can tell from your sofa.
- 我的沙发 - 你看来跟沙发挺像的
- My sofa? - You're starting to look like it.
谢谢 室友 真可爱
Thanks, mate, that's lovely!
不 我喜欢这里
No, i like it here.
如果离开 我会想念这里的 我会想...
I'd miss it, i'd miss...
那些钥匙?
Those keys?
什么
What?
你好像...
You're sort of...
爱不释手
..Fondling them.
- 我只是拿着 - 好
- I'm holding them. Anyway... - Right.
这些
These...
这些是你的钥匙
These are your keys.
- 我能住下了 - 对 你很怪还会烧饭 对我来说可以了
- I can stay? - Yeah, you're weird and you can cook, it's good enough for me.
好
Right,
大门 前门
Outdoor, front door,
- 你的门 - 我的门 我的地盘 我的安乐窝
- Your door. - My door. My place. My gaff. Ha-Ha!
对 我和我的钥匙
Yes! Me with a key.
听着 Mark和我 我们有约
And listen, mark and i, we had an arrangement
要是你想我出去
Where if you ever need me out of your hair,
就对我大叫 行吗
Just give me a shout, ok?
我何必那样
Why would i want that?
万一你想带别人来 女友或者...
In case you want to bring someone round. A girlfriend or...
男友
A boyfriend?
哦 好的 要是真那样 我会叫的
Oh, i will. I'll shout if that happens.
嗯 像是
Yes. Something like...
我可没想过要这样
I was not expecting this!
顺便一说 那个
By the way, that...
腐烂的
The rot.
我有很奇怪的感觉 我们不该碰那个
I've got the strangest feeling we shouldn't touch it.
地面呼叫Pond
Earth to pond, earth to pond.
请回话 Pond
Come in, pond.
博士
Doctor!
- 抱歉 - 能别弄坏我的新耳机吗 Pond
Sorry! Could you not wreck my new earpiece, pond?
不 我是说 他挺好笑的
No, i mean, he seems a laugh.
他是有点怪
He's a bit weird,
怪的挺好的 明白不
Good weird, you know?
他又碰巧纸袋里有3千英镑
'And he just happens to have three grand on him in a paper bag?'
对
Yeah.
等等 "博士"
Wait, wait. "The doctor"?!
Craig 要是他是个毒贩呢
'Craig, what if he's a dealer?!'
喂 停下来
'Hello. Stop, please.'
你听得见吗
'Can you hear me?
我需要你的帮助
I need your help.'
TARDIS怎么啦
How's the tardis coping?
你自己听听吧
See for yourself.
哦 糟糕 它卡在现行过程中了
Ooh, nasty. She's locked in a materialisation loop,
试图重新着陆但是不行
Trying to land again but she can't.
阻碍它的就是楼上的那东西
And whatever's stopping her is upstairs in that flat.
那么上楼解决它
So go upstairs and sort it!
求你了 我女儿受伤了
'Please. My little girl's hurt.'
我还不知道是怎么回事
I don't know what it is yet!
能够让TARDIS停止着陆的是个大家伙
Anything that can stop the tardis from landing is big,
大得吓人
Scary big!
等等
Wait...
你不是不怕吗
Aren't you scared?
我很抱歉 但你会帮我吧 求你了
I'm so sorry, but will you help me? Please.
帮你?
Help you?
打领结 你说真的吗
- 'A bow tie, are you serious?!' - ???
等下
Hang on a sec.
什么
What?
Craig
Craig,
橘子汁 阿巴克尔第三世纪下层 桌子上还有罕见的狼蛛 哦
Craig? - ...Orange juice, eocenes arbuckle, rare tarantula on the table, ooh!
不能打草惊蛇 得先弄清楚那是什么 怎么处理
I can't go up there until i know what it is and how to deal with it!
关键是不能让楼上的人 知道我是什么人
It is vital that this "man" upstairs doesn't realise who and what i am.
所以不能用音速起子
So no sonicking.
不能用先进技术 有通信干扰所以只能用这个
No advanced technology. I can only use this cos we're on scramble.
谁听了我们说的 都会觉得我们在说胡话
To anyone else hearing this conversation, we're talking absolute gibberish.
小鸡体内爆发 笛卡尔伦巴第螺旋
Practical eruption in chicken. Descartes lombardy spiral.
我要做的就是像个普通人一样
All i've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being.
简单 怎么会错呢
Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
你看见你了吗
'Have you seen you?'
你就只会讽刺 没有别的有帮助的提议吗
So you're just going to be snide? No helpful hints?
嗯 好吧 有一条
Hmm, well, here's one...
领结拿掉吧
Bow tie, get rid!
领结很酷
Bow ties are cool.
得了 Amy 我是个普通人 告诉我普通人都干些什么
Come on, amy, i'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do.
他们看电视 踢足球 泡吧
They watch telly, they play football, they go down the pub.
我也能干那些事 我不干但我可以干
I could do those things! I don't, but i could!
等等 等等 Amy
Hang on. Wait, wait, wait! Amy?!
有意思
Interesting.
区域性时空循环
Localised time loop.
哇 那是什么呀
Ow! What's all that?
时空扭曲
Time distortion.
不管楼上发生了什么 还在影响你
Whatever's happening upstairs, is still affecting you.
停了
It's stopped...
好像
Ish!
你那怎么样
'How about your end?'
- 我这还行 - 那么
- My end's good. - 'So,
听起来不是太好 不过
Doesn't sound great, but
也没什么好担心的 是吧
Nothing to worry about?'
嗯 不用太担心
No, no, no, not really!
确保之字形绘图仪正常运作 它会保护你
Just keep the zigzag plotter on full, that'll protect you.
啊
Ah!
- Amy 我是说之字形绘图仪 - 我拉了下之字形绘图仪
- Amy, i said the zigzag plotter! - I pulled the zigzag plotter!
什么 你站在门前吗
What, you're standing with the door behind you?
- 对 - 好 向右走2步再拉一下
- Yes! - Ok, take two steps to your right and pull it again!
哦
Oh.
我肯定不能用音速起子了
Now, i must not use the sonic.
我有事要做了 得找些东西
I've got work to do, need to pick up a few items.
嘿
Hey!
嘘
Ssh!
别太舒服了
Don't get comfortable!
- 博士 - 喂
- Doctor! - Hello?!
你要在那呆多久啊
How long are you going to be in there?
哦 抱歉 我喜欢舒服的泡着
Oh, sorry, i like a good soak!
搞什么鬼啊
What the hell was that?
你说什么
What did you say?
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