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Curb Your Enthusiasm S02E03

Part 2 Oct. 4, 2020, 11:21 a.m.

She woke up in the morning and she heard this beautiful music...
她早上醒来听见这美妙的乐章
and she came out on the landing and he was conducting this orchestra.
她走到楼梯就看到他正在指挥乐团演奏
That is so beautiful. So romantic.
这太美好了太浪漫了
Yeah, listen to this.
喔听这个
That's pretty.
这太好了
Excuse me.
打断一下
Are you Jewish?
你是犹太人吗？
Are you Jewish?
我是犹太人么？
You wanna check my penis? Is that what you wanna do?
你想检查我的小兄弟？你想这么做么吗？
My real question is, what were you whistling?
我真正想问的是你刚才在吹什么
Hello, Dolly. No, it's Wagner.
《你好多莉》不是瓦格纳
Was it? Yeah.
是不是呀？是
You, sir, won $100.
你先生赢了100美金
I wanna know what a Jew is whistling Wagner for...
我想知道犹太人吹瓦格纳是为了...
Do you wanna know?
你想知道么？
...when he's one of the great anti-Semites of the world.
他是世界上最知名的反犹太人之一
You know what you are? What am l?
你知道你是什么？我是什么？
You're a selfloathing Jew. Am l?
你是一个自轻自贱的犹太人我吗？
Yes!
是的！
I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.
我确实恨自己但这与犹太人无关
No, it doesn't have anything to do with being Jewish.
不与犹太人没有任何关系
Those millions of Jews were taken to the concentration camps...
数百万犹太人被带到集中营...
with Wagner being played in the background.
伴随着瓦格纳的播放
Yes! Hitler's favorite composer!
是的! 希♥特♥勒♥最喜欢的作曲家！
Really? Yes.
属实？当真
They got a mental asylum a couple of blocks away.
这里的几个街区外有一个精神病院
I suggest you go and check yourself in.
我建议你去然后看一下病
Where's your Judaism?
你的犹太精神呢？
Judaism? Where are you?
犹太精神？你在哪里？
Where are you, Judaism?
你在哪里犹太精神？
How can you have this attitude? That you're better?
你哪来的这种态度？觉得自己就比其他人都强？
They should put a muzzle on you. You're foaming at the mouth.
他们应该给你带个口套你的唾沫都喷出来了
Please, thank you.
行了谢谢你
That's something you need to think about, all right?
你好好反思一下吧好吗？
Hi, how are you? What's going on?
嗨你好吗？发生什么事了？
Everything all right? No.
一切顺利？不
But l'm looking forward to your movie. I'm so glad you're here.
但我很期待你的电影我很高兴你能来
Get a seat. I'm so glad you're here.
入座吧我很高兴你在这里
Is everything all right? You know that guy?
一切都顺利吗？你认识那个人吗？
That's Walter. Walter?
那是沃尔特沃尔特？
Yeah, he lives right by you. Two streets away in your neighborhood.
是的他住在你们旁边离你们两条街的邻居
That's comforting. He's really obnoxious.
这令人欣慰他真的很讨厌
We should get a seat. Come on.
我们需要入场了这边
Can you keep it down?
吃东西声音能小点么
Hey, l'm allowed to eat popcorn.
哼我有权吃爆米花
Stop it.
别打盹
I'm tired. I'm sorry.
我太累了对不起
I just welled up.
我太受触动了
Mazel tov. Mazel tov.
可喜可贺
Congratulations.
恭喜
Cliff, oh, my gosh!
克里夫喔天呀
That was wonderful. Congratulations!
这太棒啦恭喜恭喜
I mean, perfect.
我想说完美
Great job. Thank you very much.
做的太棒啦十分感谢你
Fantastic!
精彩绝伦
I can't believe that you had that guy dive into that ice-cold water.
我不敢相信你让那个哥们潜在冰冷刺骨的水里
You liked that? Yeah. I mean, my God!
你喜欢那一段？是的我的意思是太棒了！
I know it's freezing 'cause you can see the smoke coming out of his mouth.
我知道那太冷了因为你可以看见他们嘴里出来的烟气
Is it smoke? What comes out of your mouth in cold water?
那是烟么？在冷水里什么东西会从你的嘴里冒出来？
It's breath. But looks like smoke.
那是呼气但是看起来像烟气
You really like that?
你真的喜欢那一幕么？
I just told you I like it. Yeah, all right.
我刚和你说过喜欢了是呀好的吧
I thought it was good. Really?
我认为那很棒此话当真？
It was good.
那很棒
We should go out for a drink, you guys.
我们需要去喝一杯了你们呢
Larry, probably not, right?
拉里恐怕不去是不是？
You have a big day tomorrow. He has to get his sleep.
明天对你来说是个大日子他今晚要睡足
What you got going on tomorrow?
你明天要干什么呀？
Nothing, l'm just sitting around. I'm not doing anything.
没事做我只是随便坐坐然后无所事事
I don't have a big... We're tired, too.
我没正事我们也很累了
Tomorrow, l'm sitting around. I'm not doing anything.
明天我随便坐坐无所事事
Sitting around?
随便坐坐？
Listen, thank you for coming.
听着谢谢你的出席
Hey, great job again. Hope you liked it.
嗨做得太好了希望你喜欢
Bye.
再见咯
I want to see those pictures. I'll get you the pictures.
我想看看那些照片我会把照片发给你的
And everything was perfect. You should feel so proud.
一切都很完美你应该感到骄傲
Are you happy? It was really great.
你开心么？这真的太棒了
Yeah, I loved it. Honestly, I did. I thought it was really good.
是的我喜欢它老实说我很喜欢我认为真的太好看了
Who are you talking to? Wanda.
你在和谁讲电♥话♥ 旺达
No, it was really good.
不电影真的很棒
I loved every minute, and then I look over and Larry's yawning.
我爱电影的每一分钟我看到拉里打哈欠
What? I...
什么？我
He invited us to this movie.
他邀请我们去看这部电影
I wasn't bored. I was yawning because... Can't somebody be tired and yawn?
电影不无趣我打哈欠是因为...人不能太累而打哈欠么？
I mean it's a biological function.
我的意思是那是生理反应
He invited us to that screening. Doesn't necessarily mean you're bored.
他邀请我们去的并不一定意味着你很无聊
I thought it was rude.
我认为这很无礼
I thought it was. And, of course...
我以为是而且当然了...
Really rude.
十分无礼
You know who Cliff is? Cliff Cobb.
你知道克里夫是谁么？克里夫科布
Yeah, that cute guy in the wheelchair.
是的一个坐轮椅的帅小伙
So we're in the lobby and we're talking to him...
所以我们在大厅跟他说话
and everyone's congratulating him and he's having this great night...
然后每一个人都在向他道喜他度过了一个美好的夜晚
and he asks Larry what he's doing tomorrow...
然后他问了拉里他明天要做什么
and Larry says that he's just sitting around.
拉里告诉他只是坐在那里
Instead of just telling him he's playing golf...
而不是告诉他去打高尔夫
He can't say he's playing golf...
他说不出来他要去打高尔夫
he tells him that he's gonna sit around.
拉里告诉他自己会随便坐坐
'Cause I don't wanna make him feel bad. Why should I say l'm going out?
因为我不想让他感到不舒服为什么我要说我计划出去？
If I was handicapped, l'd want people to tell me...
如果我残疾我想让人们告诉我...
that they're sitting around.
他们坐在那里
"Oh, l'm going out, going golfing, or horseback riding..."
"哦我要出门了打高尔夫骑马"
You feel good that you're lying to him?
你向他撒谎舒服么？
If I was playing checkers, l'd have told him I was playing checkers.
如果我在玩跳棋我会告诉他我正在玩跳棋
He was trying to make Cliff feel good. That's a good thing.
他尝试着让克里夫感到开心这是件好事
Why'd you tell the other guy that you're not playing golf?
为什么你要告诉另外那人你不打高尔夫球了
Because Cliff was right next to me...
因为克里夫就在我的旁边
so I didn't want Cliff to hear that l'm playing golf.
所以我不希望克里夫听到我正在打高尔夫球
I don't want to play with that guy anyway to tell you the truth.
而且说老实的我本来就不想和他一起打
I won't play golf with that guy.
我不会和他一起打高尔夫球的
He's out of his mind!
他疯了！
I know, he thinks he's doing a really good thing.
我明白他认为他在做一件大好事
Yeah, absolutely. Okay, I gotta go. Bye.
好的必须的好我要挂电♥话♥了再见
Trick or treat.
不给糖就捣蛋
Happy Halloween.
欢度万圣节
Festive?
有节日氛围吧?
Hey, very nice, you're going golfing?
嗨很好你是要去打高尔夫球么？
Yeah, actually.
事实上是的
You look very snazzy. Yeah?
你看起来很时髦是么？
This is a good look on you. I like it.
你这么穿挺好的看的我喜欢
Thank you. I don't tuck in that much. Golf makes me tuck in.
谢谢我不喜欢把上衣掖进去打高尔夫才要
You look good tucked in. I'm rarely tucked in.
上衣掖进去的你看起来不错我很少掖进去
Any messages?
有留言么？
Your therapist called. They wanna move your appointment up an hour.
你的心理咨♥询♥师打来电♥话♥ 希望你把预约提前一个小时
So please call them. And Shelley Cobb called.
所以请给他们回电然后有一个雪莱科布的电♥话♥
Hey, the bracelet might be ready.
嘿手链也许做好了
Hey! Oh, my God.
嘿！哦我的天
Cheryl is gonna flip out when she gets this thing.
谢丽儿收到这个礼物应该会惊呆了
I wish I could videotape this reaction.
我希望我可以录下这个精彩瞬间