克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S01E08

Part 1 Oct. 18, 2021, 1:20 p.m.

[opening theme music playing]
克拉克森农场趣
炎炎夏日
[Jeremy] It's peak summer
农场一整天的行程看起来像这样
and a normal day on the farm
now looks like this.
[rock music playing]
我6点半起床，在喝一杯咖啡之后
I get up at 6:30
and after a hit of coffee,
我出发去把母鸡从鸡舍放出来
set off to let the hens
out of their houses.
早安
Morning.
在回来的路上，摘点新鲜蘑菇当午餐
On the way back, I pick some
mushrooms for my lunch.
然后就跑去喂鱼
And then it's off to feed the
fish.
所需要的番茄酱
I'm working on for the farm
shop.
我加了些辣椒、新鲜的香菜
I add a few chilies
and some fresh coriander
再用小火慢炖
and leave it on a low heat to
simmer...
然后去修补围栏
猎狐者说那不是他冬天弄坏的
while I mend a fence that the
hunt says
it didn't knock over back in
the winter.
上午10点20分
然后我割了我播种的野花
因为所有园丁都这麽做
I then mow the
wildflowers I sowed
because that's what all
gardeners do,
等植物长到最好看时修剪
wait till the plants
are looking at their best
好让它们不再那麽漂亮
and then prune them, so they
don't look so good anymore.
在此之后，我收成了一些蔬菜
让丽莎贩售
After this, I pick some
vegetables for Lisa to sell
给亚特兰大的一些客户
to some customers we have in
Atlanta,
我甚至找到了大黄蔬菜
所以我也摘了一些
and I've even found a patch of
rhubarb, so I pick that, too.
然后我赶紧把它们送到商店
And I rush it to the shop.
这些大黄需要洗一下
This is the rhubarb that needs
washing.
我再把前一天摘的东西都丢掉
Where I throw away all the stuff
I'd picked the day before,
因为现在没有人喜欢吃蔬菜
所以卖♥♥不出去
because it doesn't sell,
because no one
likes vegetables these days.
[country music playing]
[horn honks]
上午11点50分
然后我来搅拌番茄酱
再前往检查蜜蜂
I then stir the tomato sauce
before heading out to check on
the bees.
来，你去吧
Come on, off you go.
还有绵羊和小羊
And the sheep, and the lambs.
然后我开始一天的重要工作
And then I begin the big job of
the day.
每天总有一个
There's always one.
今天我要把所有的稻草
和绵羊粪便从羊棚裡清出
Today, I've gotta clear all the
straw
and the sheep feces out of the
barn.
但因为我的曳引机前面没有铲斗
But as I don't have a bucket
for the front of the tractor,
我必须要求卡勒布
从另一个仓库拿出剷雪机
I have to ask Kaleb to get the
snowplow out of the other barn.
–你为什麽不能做？
–因为蓝宝基尼开不进来
Why can't you do it?
Because the Lamborghini won't
fit in here.
我马上就看得出来他不开心
Right away, I could tell he
wasn't happy,
因为他认为我的曳引机太複杂了
because he thinks
my tractor's too complicated.
你的曳引机太烂了
Your tractor's crap.
然后，我享用先前摘的蘑菇
And then, when I'm having the
mushrooms,
which I'd picked earlier
配上奶油酱和酸种麵包
and cooked in a cream sauce
and served on sourdough toast,
还有花♥园♥裡的一些香菜
with some parsley from the
garden...
这时，我接到同事的电♥话♥
[cell phone rings]
...I get a call from my
associates
他们说羊已经逃到马路上了
who say that the sheep have
escaped and are on the road.
[rock music playing]
所以，我开车过去
发现绵羊没有逃出来
So, I drive over there to find
the sheep haven't escaped.
但至少铲斗现在安装到了曳引机的前方
But at least the plow is now
fitted
to the front of the
tractor,
所以我马上前往羊棚
so I head to the lambing barn
and straightaway,
结果发现它也开不进去
I discovered
it wouldn't fit in there either.
该死的
-[thud]
-Oh, shit.
然后我安装了一个80岁的致命工具
I then fit an 80-year-old
deathtrap
到丽莎的曳引机后面，改用它来移草
to the back of Lisa's tractor
and use that instead.
下午6点25分
现在越来越晚了，所以我赶回家
在番茄酱中加入一些调味料
It's getting late now, so I
rush home
to add some seasoning to the
tomato sauce,
再出去喂鱼，并收集鸡蛋
before heading out to feed the
fish again,
and collect the eggs.
然后我就上♥床♥了，知道很快的…
And then I hit the sack,
knowing that soon...
事情会变得非常忙碌
things are gonna get really
busy.
[country music playing]
第八章：收成
在我们繁忙的新生活中
我另外要做的一件事
One of the extra jobs
in our new busier lives
是每天测试作物的水分
was doing a daily moisture test
of the crops.
由于查理在度假
这个任务要由卡勒布和我来做
And with Charlie on holiday,
that task fell to Kaleb and me.
经验丰富的老农夫
-Now, a seasoned old farmer...
-[Kaleb] Yeah.
咬豆荚就知道水分多少，对吧？
...can tell how moisture is in
the pod
just by biting it, can't they?
是的，他们会这样
我见过他们这麽做
Yeah, they go like this.
They open it up, I've seen them
do it.
他们把它打开
他们做的时候非常严肃
They open it up, they're very
serious when they do it.
像那样，然后…
Go like that and they go...
“那是12％”
"That's 12."
–他们的答案是正确的？
–是的，没错
-And they're right. I mean,
they know?
-Yeah, absolutely.
我不能这麽做
因为我不是经验丰富的老农夫
But I can't do that, 'cause I'm
not a seasoned old farmer.
–你不是
–你也不能，因为你是个胎儿
-No.
-And you can't, 'cause you're a
fetus.
所以我们买♥♥了这台机器
So, we've got the machine.
你有用过吗？
[Kaleb] You ever used one of
these?
让我想想
Uh... let me think.
你看这边，我们要用油菜籽填满
[Kaleb] See that bit there,
look,
we wanna fill that with
rape.
填满？
[Jeremy] Fill it?
我们现在是不是要上字幕
说“几个小时后”？
Can we have a caption now,
saying, "Several hours later"?
几个小时后…
你还有一点吗？
You got a bit more?
你这麽做，然后…
And you do that, look. And
then...
所以，如果水分低于6％
[Jeremy] So, if this says less
than six,
我们麻烦就大了，无法收成
we're in deep trouble,
we can't harvest it.
–是啊
–如果水分超过…
-Yeah.
-If it's more than...
–9％
–…9％
-Nine.