克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S01E06

Part 4 Oct. 18, 2021, 1:19 p.m.

标准要求拖车要洁净
The standard talks
about trailers being clean,
拖车不干净
the trailer isn't clean.
完成化学试剂储存处和拖车的检查后
[Jeremy] After a ticking off
about the chemical store and
the trailer,
拖车里虽然有泥但没有屎
which had a bit of mud
that wasn't feces in it,
戴夫要求看一看我的文档系统
Dave asked to see my filing
system.
你手边有土地管理计划吗杰雷米有没有？
[Dave] Do you have a soil
management plan
to hand there, Jeremy, at all?
这个…不是那是肥料管理计划没有
Oh, no that's MMP no.
你问什么来着？我忘了
What was the question?
I've forgotten.
这是你参与的第一次审计吗杰雷米？
Is this the first audit
you've been involved with,
Jeremy?
最后我的手♥机♥电量只剩2%
[Jeremy] Eventually with
my phone battery on 2%,
我必须直入主题了
I had to cut to the chase.
戴夫我想知道…
[Jeremy] David, what I really
wanna know,
很感谢你告诉我我们有两件事做错了
I appreciate there are two
things that we've got wrong,
沙坑和带泥的拖车
the sand pit and the muddy
trailer,
不过我们可以通过吗？
but are we gonna be okay?
可以
Yes.
这让我感到非常骄傲
[Jeremy] This made me very
proud.
我成功了！
I've done a thing!
然而悲伤的是我们没有时间庆祝
Sadly though,
there was no time to celebrate
因为又有一个紧急情况需要处理
because the next emergency
beckoned.
我的湿地需要水
Putting some wet into my
wetlands.
-看看这些龟裂
-是啊但从积极的角度看
[Jeremy] I mean look at the
cracks.
-[Kaleb] Yeah. On the plus side,
though.
-怎么讲？
-草很值钱
-What?
Grass is worth a lot of money
at the minute.
-是吗？什么值钱干草？
-干草
-Is it?
-Mmm, hay.
是吗？
-Hay.
-Is it?
割下干草打包放进棚子里
Cut some hay, bale it, put it
in the shed.
保证赚钱因为没人割到很好的干草
Guarantee, 'cause no one's had
a very good cut.
-干草都被羊吃了
-是啊
Well the sheep's had most of
the hay away.
你又要说你不喜欢这样了
-Yeah.
-Which you don't like again.
如果你不养羊把那些干草割下来
No, I mean, if you'd have not
had the sheep, cut that for hay,
你用干草可以挣到更多钱
you'd have made more money on
the hay
than you would have the sheep.
-我在羊身上没赚到钱
-还亏了很多
-I haven't made any money on
the sheep.
-Exactly, you've lost loads.
你把草割下来捆成干草会损失什么？
But what would you have lost
if you'd cut it for hay?
-什么都不会损失
-没错
-Nothing.
-Exactly.
我又要说了去他的养羊
And there's my point again.
Fuck the sheep.
我和卡勒布艾登堡然后把注意力
[Jeremy] Kaleb Attenborough and
I then turned our attention
转向我买♥♥来的浇水解决方案系统
to the watering solution system
I'd bought.
太阳能水泵
Solar powered water pump.
没用的吧？现实一点
That's not gonna work, is it.
Be realistic.
我也觉得没用但我要给大自然一个机会
I don't think it is either,
but I'm going to give nature a
chance.
上帝为我们提供了天上的能源站
God has provided us with this
power station in the sky
我们要尝试使用它
and we're going to try and use
it.
我们现在把它们放平好主意
Let's just lie them down for
now, that's a good idea.
这应该可以启动水泵
This should fire up the pump.
我就要把一个电力支持的物品放进池塘里了
I'm about to lower an
electrically powered
object into a pond.
-准备好了吗？
-来吧
-Ready?
-[Kaleb] Go for it.
你尿尿都比这快
-You could piss faster than
that.
这也太悲催了
-That is just lamentable.
-你知道该怎么办吗？
-怎么办？
-You know what the solution is,
mate?
-What's that?
内燃机
Internal combustion.
这是万能的解决方案速度和力量
It's the solution to everything.
Speed and power.
因此我就去购物了
[Jeremy] I therefore
went shopping
然后很快我们就有了厚实的软管…
and soon we had
some meaty hoses.
和一台靠琥珀色的琼浆也就是汽油
运转的发电机
And a generator that ran
on the amber nectar that is
petrol.
去他的太阳能
[Jeremy] Solar power, my arse.
-[Kaleb] Um, problem.
-[Jeremy] Oh!
遇到问题了
[Jeremy laughs]
-你可以去帮我拿一下吗？
-当然
-Can you go and get it for me?
-Yeah, of course.
不很快就卡住了伙计抱歉我帮不了你
No, that's stuck fast, mate,
sorry,
nothing I can do about that.
你这个混♥蛋♥！
Oh, you bastard!
你在拖拉机里喷到过我身上这是报应
Well you got me in the tractor
the other day, that is payback.
燃油泵打开阻气门打开
Fuel, pump on, choke on.
-好
-你准备好了吗？
-Um, right.
-Yeah, you ready?
来了我们再一次展示
[Jeremy] Here we are
demonstrating that once again
太阳能比不上内燃机
solar power is no match
for internal combustion.
来了来了！
There it is. There it is. There
it is!
好吧这太猛了
Okay, that's pretty wild
actually.
-这不行吧？
-什么意思？
-[Kaleb] That's not really
working is it?
太强劲了
-What do you mean?
It's too powerful.
所有种子和泥土都要冲进河里了
It's taking all the seeds and
the soil into the river there.
拿住这个管子真的很辛苦
This is really hard work
holding onto it.
-Oh!
-[laughs]
该死！不关掉
Fucking hell! No, shut it down.
好了我一直都这么说
Right, as I've always said,
speed and power doesn't work.
速度和力量不管用的
太阳能才行
Solar power's the answer.
所以…
And so...
来吧卡勒布我们让宙斯做好他的工作
Come on, Kaleb,
we'll let Zeus do his job.
15分钟后再回来
-Got to come back down in 15
minutes.
我知道
-I know.
浇这里然后转圈移♥动♥软管
And water here and turn round
and move the pipe.
解决了湿地的问题我投入了下一个项目
[Jeremy] With the wetlands
sorted,
I plunged into my next
project.
为政♥府♥种一些树
Planting some trees for the
government.
在有记录以来最干旱的五月
Which in the driest May on
record
你的右腿可不会喜欢这项工作
is not the sort of job your
right leg will thank you for.