克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S01E05

Part 7 Oct. 18, 2021, 1:19 p.m.

Yorkshire and Cardiff,
因为这段期间食物短缺
人们会偷鸡蛋
as people try to plunder eggs
during the shortage,
但是我们不是缺鸡蛋
but actually, the eggs aren't
the problem.
而是缺盒子
These are.
欧洲只有三个地方制♥作♥蛋盒
Turns out there's only
three places in Europe
where egg boxes are made
其中两家已关闭
and two of them
have been closed.
这是实施隔离时没有考虑到的
I mean, this is the kind of
little tiny consequence
小小后果
of the quarantine
that you don't think about.
我要从哪裡买♥♥蛋盒？
Where am I gonna get
my egg boxes from?
事实上
新闻上有关食物的消息不只这样
[Jeremy]
In truth, though,
the food story on the news
was rather bigger.
一些超♥市♥已经设下
[Woman on radio]
Some supermarkets
have already
introduced limits
人们可以限购的商品数量
on the numbers of
specific items
that can be bought.
购买♥♥超过您需要的份量
代表其他人可能会买♥♥不到
[Man on radio]
Buying more than you need
means that others
may be left without.
所以，第二天我做了一个行政决定
[Jeremy] So, the next day,
I made an executive decision.
农场杂货店在这裡
现在的情况是
The situation is,
大家在进行恐慌性消费
there's massive panic buying
going on.
倒下来了
That's fallen over.
大家因为恐慌
而到处狂买♥♥食物和卫生纸
There's massive panic buying
going on
of food and bog roll
everywhere.
超♥市♥大排长龙
Huge queues at
the supermarkets.
我想我该把店开起来
So I thought I'd open the shop.
我知道因为建造许可的问题
店不能营业
I know I'm not supposed to,
'cause of planning permission
issues,
但我们有更重要的事情要考量
but we've got
more important things
to think about right now,
事实如此
to be brutally honest. Oh!
[sighs]
unless their journey's
essential,
但这不适用于骑自行车的人
but it doesn't apply to
cyclists.
这很明显
Obviously.
我现在有停车场了
I got a car park now.
不幸的是，要卖♥♥我种的蔬菜还太早
[Jeremy] Sadly,
it was too early
to sell the vegetables
I'd planted.
但我还有很多马铃薯
But I still had
plenty of potatoes,
当我被迫关门的时候
我把它们放在冷藏库
which I'd put in
cold storage
when I'd been forced
to close the shop.
特选马铃薯，12.5公斤
And once they were back
on display,
上架后，我们要以
顺应疫情的方式重新开张
it was time to re-open...
COVID-style.
深蹲店，保证“非”有机
哈囉，妳好吗？
[Jeremy] Hello? How are you?
我要来买♥♥马铃薯
[Woman]
I am coming for potatoes.
很好，我只卖♥♥马铃薯
[Jeremy] Good,
that's all I've got.
我把这些放这，钱桶在那
So I'll put these here
and then that is
the money bucket.
好，五元英镑，谢谢
All right, a fiver.
Thank you.
保重，再见
Take care, see you soon.
1.5镑，请丢在桶子裡
£1.50. If you can
chuck that in there.
我知道这太荒谬了
[Jeremy]
I know this is ridiculous,
但这是我们考虑到唯一可行的办法
but it's the only way
we could think to do it.
然后我们把钱放进冷冻库两个星期
And then we put the money
in the deep freeze
for two weeks.
在前几对顾客光顾之后
[Jeremy] After the first
couple of customers,
生意不算太好
business was not
what you'd call brisk.
♪♪
所以，像其他人封城初期一样
So, like everyone else
in those early days
of lockdown,
我们必须充分利用所拥有的东西
we had to make the best
of what we had.
我们拥有的是一个新的停车场
And what we had
was a new car park.
事实证明，妳很没用
-Oh!
-Turns out, you're useless.
–我才刚开始暖身，看好了
–我没好到哪裡去
[Lisa] I'm just warming up,
watch this.
[Jeremy] I'm not much better.
是新顾客吗？
New customer?
Is it a customer?
–不是
–不是
No, it isn't.
♪♪
那麽我们卖♥♥了多少马铃薯？
So, potatoes,
how many have we sold?
–今天？
–是啊
-Today?
-Yeah.
12.5英镑
Uh, £12.50.
[laughs]
我以前主持《谁想成为百万富翁》
领到的薪水比这还多
I used to get paid
a bit more than that
on "Who Wants to Be
a Millionaire," you know.
–是吗？
–是啊
-Did you?
-[Jeremy] Yeah.
妳看，我在水坑裡找到什麽
Oh, no, look
what I've just found
in this puddle.
便宜瓶装酒
Some lady petrol.
这大概12.5英镑
This is about £12.50.
[Lisa laughs]
我已经冷藏好了
Which I've chilled.
Oh.
[laughs]
生活真是糟透了，但我很享受
Life's shit,
but I'm loving it.
Oh, ho.
太好了
Yes.
在得到真正的肺炎前
先来糟蹋一下身体
A little bit of pneumonia
before the real pneumonia
gets here.
现在大概是星期五晚上
Right about now normally
would be Friday night.
是啊，我们通常会去酒吧
Yeah, Friday night,
we'd be going to the pub,
大约20个人
group of about 20 of us,
有人会邀请我们去他们家
somebody would have us
back to their house,
back to their house,
吃佳餚与朋友相谈甚欢
nice dinner.
Chat with friends.
大概两点左右回家
Roll home about 2:00.
[laughs]
–这些是我们的新朋友
–没错
[laughs] These are
our new friends.
-This is it.
-This is self-isolating.
–自我隔离就是这样
–蕾贝卡、东尼、查理
There's Rebecca,
Tony, Charlie.
亚历克斯和克莱儿，妳看
Alex and Claire, look.
那绝对是亚历克斯和克莱儿
Yeah, that's definitely Alex
and Claire there. Emily.
–艾米莉
–多姆和罗西
[Jeremy]
There's Dom and Rosie.
♪♪
好吧，绵羊，注意了
[Jeremy] Okay, pay attention,
sheep, pay attention.
[sheep bleating loudly]