克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S01E01

Part 5 Oct. 18, 2021, 1:17 p.m.

再爬上去
[Jeremy] Back up the ladder.
好了保持住
[Georgia] That's it. Hold it there.
我可以从这里操作看能不能行吗？
Can I operate it from in here
and see if that works?
不行因为它们可能会飞上去
No, because they might come flying up.
老天爷
For Christ's sake.
好你快要挂上了
Okay, so you're nearly on.
你要回来一点然后它们就挂上了
You just need to come back
a tiny little bit and then they'll go on.
真的只差一毫米
[Jeremy] Yeah,
but it's literally a millimeter.
你只需要调整一点点
Yeah. You only need a little bit.
再爬上去
[Jeremy] Back up the ladder again.
[grunts]
该死的
Fucking hell.
[beeping]
好了对
[Georgia] That's it. Right.
熄灭引擎然后到这来操作
Turn the engine off
and then we'll do it from out here.
我要从这里操作我不管她说什么了
I'm going to operate it from in here.
I don't care what she says.
Ha, ha!
不哦该死
[Georgia] No. Oh, shit.
好！我做到了
[Jeremy] Yes! I did it.
我不想再爬下去了
I just couldn't be bothered
to come down the ladder again.
挂上了耕耘机后
With the cultivator attached,
我们出发前往附近一块田地
we headed out to a nearby field
这样乔治亚可以教我
耕耘机的使用方法和用途
so Georgia could teach me how to use it,
and what it did.
我们的目标是翻松上面
[Georgia] The idea is
that we're just loosening the top,
土地脆弱的表层
the sort of friable surface of the soil.
我们把它翻松抖动一下
So we loosen it up now,
jiggle it up a bit.
-对
-这样等我们用播种机
-[Georgia] Yeah.
-So when we put the seeds in
把种子放下去时
它们就能落在松好的土壤上
-using the driller...
-Yeah.
-...they're into good, loosened-up soil.
-Yeah.
对
42年来我的第一堂驾驶课开始了
And so began my first driving lesson
for 42 years.
-第一档？
-对
-First gear?
-Yeah.
-低速？
-对
-Low?
-Yeah.
开始耕地了
[Jeremy] Let's farm.
看啊我在耕地
Look at that, I'm farming.
我在耕地！
I'm doing it!
看看区别你能看出哪些是耕过的地
[Georgia] Look at the difference already.
You can see where you've cultivated.
对我们开快一点要让土壤
Right, let's go a little bit faster
'cause we always want to get that soil
翻腾起来加速
to bubble up. Speed up a bit.
土壤在翻滚是不是？像沸腾的土壤
And that soil is, like, boiling, isn't it?
Like a soil boil.
太神奇了
It's amazing.
在你转弯之前
[Georgia] So before you turn,
抬起来我们做三点掉头
lift up, then we're gonna do
a three-point turn.
抬起来
[Jeremy] Lifting.
转小弯
[Georgia] Little turn.
落下去
[Jeremy] Going down.
你喜欢开你的兰博基尼吗？
[Georgia] Do you like cruising
in your Lambo?
哦拜托这是台很棒的拖拉机
[Jeremy] Oh, come on,
it's a pretty good tractor.
太大了
[Georgia] Too big.
不大
[Jeremy] Isn't too big.
大
[Georgia] It is.
我很享受耕地的过程
[Jeremy] I was very much
enjoying farming,
所以我决定停下来边吃农夫便当边享受
so I decided to pull over
and enjoy it some more with a ploughman's.
-这是什么芝士？
-切达
-[Georgia] What cheese is this?
-Cheddar.
要来点辣腌菜吗？
-Do you want some piccalilli?
-[Georgia] Mmm.
我觉得你已经准备好独♥立♥耕地了
I think you're ready to go on your own.
Cultivating.
真的吗？
Really?
是啊因为这样你可以自己培养感觉
Yeah,
'cause you'll get your own feel for it.
第一天就独♥立♥驾驶
Flying solo on day one.
[Georgia] Hmm.
我真的在种地
I'm actually doing farming.
这就是你想做的
-Which is what I--
-That's what you wanted to do.
我从未…我知道
I've never... I know.
之前那个农民霍华德说
And Howard, the previous farmer, said...
我会放弃的我以为自己做得到
I'm jacking it in
and I just thought I'll do it.
大家都说我很傻
And everybody said you're stupid,
说这事很蠢
you're literally...
that's the stupidest thing ever.
说我永远都做不到
You'll never be able to do it.
-现在你做到了
-我真的在种地
-[Georgia] And now you are.
-[Jeremy] I'm actually doing farming.
看啊
Look at that now.
很美是不是？
That's beautiful, isn't it?
完美
[Georgia] Perfect.
-我喜欢那台拖拉机
-我喜欢那台拖拉机
I like that tractor.
Hmm. I like that tractor.
我不该说它坏话的
I shouldn't have been mean
about it to start with.
-不应该
-我可能只是嫉妒吧
-[Jeremy] No.
-I was probably just jealous.
[Jeremy chuckles]
[soft music playing]
第二天清晨我起了个大早
The next morning, I was up early.
很兴奋要独自工作了
Excited about going solo.
这样上班还不赖挺好的
This is not a bad commute,
you know, this isn't.
在美丽的秋日早晨的露水中开出一条小路
Forging a path through the dew
on a beautiful, beautiful autumn morning.
看看这风景
Look at that view.
[gasps]
放下耕耘机耕耘机已放下
Lower cultivator. Cultivator lowered.
开始耕地
Farming happening.
看看我的海鸥们
Look at my seagulls.
成千上万
There are thousands of 'em.
Ha.
我在想海鸥们在100多公里外
能否听见拖拉机的声音
I wonder if seagulls can hear tractors
from 70 miles away.
一定可以吧
They must be able to.
真是美好快乐的一天
It was a wonderful happy day.
第三档
Third gear.
很好
Nice.
其实唯一让人恼火的是
In fact, the only irritation
was having to faff about
每耕完一趟都要手忙脚乱地掉头
turning round at the end of every run.
[engine revving]
所以我想到一个更好的办法
So I came up with a better idea.
对我有一个很好的计划
Right, here's my plan, it's a good one.
我不要做三点掉头然后回到
I'm not gonna one of those
three point turns, then come back
和我刚耕完的地对齐的地方
alongside the bit I've just done.
我要连续做U型转弯
I'm gonna do
a series of U-turns like that,
之后
and then
回到我没有耕过的地方
这样路线正好可以拼起来
come back on the bits I haven't done
and it'll all fit together.
好准备好了吗？她来了
All right, ready?
Up she comes.
方向盘打死
Go on full lock.
然后把它放下
And then drop it back down.
哦好的
Oh, yeah.
我只要和那边
我耕过的地方保持平行就好
I just have to stay parallel with that bit
I've already done over there