克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S01E05

Part 1 Oct. 18, 2021, 1:19 p.m.

♪♪ [theme]
克拉克森农场趣
第五章：疫情大恐慌
2020年2月5日
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[singing along]
中♥国♥当♥局♥正努力
[Man on radio]
Chinese authorities
are stepping up
efforts to control
控制部分地区病毒的传播
the spread of the virus.
In some parts of China,
他们下令，只能一个人…
orders have been introduced
limiting just one person...
…中国大使批评某些国家反应过度
...the Chinese Ambassador
criticized some countries
for overreacting.
他说今年冬天在北美的流感爆发
He said this winter's
flu outbreak in North America
比冠状病毒更严重
is more serious than
coronavirus.
好，要来维修了
[Jeremy] Right, maintenance.
要建造大门
Gate building.
他妈的
Oh! Fucking hell.
[grunting]
好的，成功了
Right, and there we are.
太好了
Bang on.
糟糕
Oh, no.
这样不太安全吧？
That's not completely secure
is it? That's...
你看
Look at that.
大门不够长
所以我建了我的第一个石牆
The gate didn't fit,
so I built a dry stone wall,
my first one.
I said, it's easier
to put a job like that,
and then you'll never be able
to hook that on.
[laughs]
You do what the boys do
round the track.
I got another thing or two,
just to go off the subject.
Just haven't we all...
2020年2月27日
[sheep bleating]
76隻羊，太好了
[Jeremy] Seventy-six sheeps,
bang on.
南韩、日本和伊朗
[Woman on radio]
Significant clusters
已经爆发大规模群聚感染
have developed in
South Korea,
Japan and Iran.
南韩计画筛检…
South Korea plans to test...
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[Jeremy] There are very,
very few pleasures in life
突然发现有包羊肉
as great as opening
the fridge door
那种喜悦是生活上难以遇见的
and finding a surprise piece
of cold lamb in there.
把羊肉切片
Slice it up,
搭配白麵包，涂一层薄薄的奶油
white bread,
thin layer of butter.
会加酸辣酱吗？
[Kaleb] And chutney?
不会，那就尝不到羊肉的滋味了
[Jeremy] No, 'cause then
you don't taste the lamb.
…伊朗副卫♥生♥部♥长已经确诊
[Woman on radio] ...Iran's
deputy health minister
has tested positive.
三、四、五、六、七
[Jeremy] Three, four,
five, six, seven.
[bleating]
杂货店小羊产房♥
耳朵、尾巴
2月结束，3月到来
[Jeremy] As February
gave way to March,
我认为只有一件事要担心
I figured there was really
only one thing
to worry about;
我的小羊即将出生
the impending birth
of my lambs.
但是出人意料的
But then, out of nowhere,
我还有第二件事需要担心
there was a second thing
to worry about.
2020年3月23日
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今晚起，我必须给英国人♥民♥
一个非常简单的指令
From this evening,
I must give the British people
a very simple instruction.
你必须待在家裡
You must stay at home.
冠状病毒是本国
几十年来面临的最大威胁
The coronavirus is
the biggest threat
this country has faced
for decades.
这种病毒一视同仁
The virus is indiscriminate.
不论你的身分、你所在的地方
It doesn't matter who you are,
where you are,
或你的年龄
or how old you are.
全国现在进入紧急状况
All parts of the country
are now on
an emergency footing.
切诺顿
韦克桑地区马尼姊妹镇
全国处于休眠状态
[Jeremy]
With the whole country
in hibernation,
我决定与农场的管理团队
I decided to host
a socially distanced meeting
开个保持社交距离的会议
with the farm's
management team.
你怎麽样？
How are you?
吓坏了
Well, scared shitless.
是吗？
Are you?
你才22岁
-You're 22.
-Twenty-one.
我抽过75万支香菸
I've smoked
three quarters of
a million cigarettes.
我得过肺炎，肺部有疤痕
I've had pneumonia,
so my lungs are scarred.
如果我确诊…
If I get it...
那你就惨了
Yeah, there's not
a lot of hope.
这很令人担心
It's a worry, this.
唯一让我生气的
是我没来得及烫头髮
The only thing
I'm pissed off about is
I haven't had my perm done.
–什麽？
–我还没烫我的头髮
[Jeremy] What?
I haven't had my perm done.
我昨天本来要烫髮，但被取消了
Yesterday, I was gonna have
my perm done,
but it got cancelled.
–理髮师取消的？
–因为冠状病毒
[Jeremy] What,
by the hairdresser?
Yeah, because of
the coronavirus.
你本来该有新髮型的
This was gonna be your
big new hairstyle.
是的，卡勒布的下一个全新面貌
It was, yeah, the next step
of the new Kaleb.
好吧，我不确定这会上新闻
Yeah, well, I'm not sure
that's gonna make the news.
总之，很令人讶异的
我们两人被列为关键岗位的
Anyway, the thing is,
we've been listed, weirdly,
工作人员
you and me, as key workers.
政♥府♥说如果你参与食品生产
就是我们没错
So the government has said,
if you're involved in
food production,
-which we are...
-Yeah, yeah.
务农…
Farming...
仍可以继续工作
...is still allowed.
太好笑了，政♥府♥三星期前说
I mean, it's so funny.
The government said
three weeks ago,
“我们认为英国农民
为英国生产食物
"We think that the idea
that British farmers
“这个想法又老派又荒唐
make food for British people
is old-fashioned and ridiculous.
“只要进口食物
Buy your food from abroad
“我们把农村变成自然公园”
and we'll just turn
the countryside
into a big nature park."
Now, watch 'em.
现在看看他们
[laughs]
我在想，如果我们保持这个距离
I mean, I just think
if we stay this far apart...
–随时随地这样做
–彻底消毒一切
[Kaleb] All the time.
Disinfect the shit out of
everything,
跟剧组人员保持很大的距离
keep camera crews
a long way off.
你开你的蓝宝基尼曳引机
Well, you drive your tractor,
that Lamborghini,
我开我的车
and I'll drive my one.