克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S01E03

Part 2 Oct. 18, 2021, 1:18 p.m.

我要怎么让它们保鲜六周？
How can I keep these
from becoming useless for six weeks?
我们要除掉顶端而不是给它们喷灌
So, we've got to top it
rather than spraying it off.
-你是说用割草机？
-割草机全割掉
What, you mean a lawnmower, effectively?
So, lawnmower. Off we go.
把叶片割掉它们就会躺在下面休眠吗？
-So, you take the leaves off,
-Take the leaves off,
-and then they'll just lie dormant?
-And they'll lie dormant.
它们会休眠表皮会变紧
And the skin sort of firms up.
-这是好事？
-是好事
-And that's good?
-And that's good.
这会让它储存更久
That... that will enable it
to store for longer.
卡勒布把他的割草机借给了我
[Jeremy] Kaleb then leant me
his topping machine,
在教会我如何使用后…
and after giving me a lesson
in how it works...
好了底部启动了再按一次
All right, that's it. So now feet
are enabled. Now press it again.
…我上路了
[Jeremy] ...I was on my way.
好
Yes.
给我的土豆去除叶片
Taking the leaves off my potatoes.
这样可以让土豆失去生长能力
That will deprive the potato
of its ability to grow,
在土壤下休眠
and it will just lay dormant in the soil.
天啊这拖拉机真棒
-God, it's a good tractor.
-[Kaleb] Jeremy, can you hear me?
-杰雷米能听见吗？
-能
-It's Kaleb.
-[Jeremy] Yeah, got you.
你最好把割草机放下这样才有用
[Kaleb] Might want to drop
the topper down.
It might help a little bit.
新手失误
Rookie error.
我就知道我要回到起点
Yeah, yeah. I knew that. I'm just going
to go back to the start now
把割草机放下再来一次
and then actually do it
with the topper lowered,
我觉得这样会有很大不同
because I think that will make
a huge difference.
是的我终于开始上道了
It did, and finally I was in business.
他干得不错
He's doing a good job.
土豆在地下安睡的同时
[Jeremy] Then, with the potatoes
sleeping soundly in the ground,
我得以集中精力研究农用商店其他货品
I was free to concentrate
on other produce for the farm shop.
我在做研究然后发现查德灵顿
I've been doing some research,
and it turns out that Chadlington,
这个本地村庄是因圣查德得名
the local village, is named after
St. Chad, who is the patron saint
他是水井和泉水的守护神
of wells and springs.
而且整个村庄的饮用水
What's more, the entire village
got its drinking water
都来自这个农场的泉水
from springs on this farm.
然而1972年的一个夜晚
But then, one night in 1972,
水务局把大家的水源切换成了自来水
the water board switched
everybody over to mains water.
村民们很生气出离愤怒
And they were livid. They were furious.
人们在议会提出质疑
Questions were asked
in the Houses of Parliament.
当地电视台派了一名记者去查德灵顿
The local television station
sent a reporter to Chadlington
报道这个事件我这里有一段录像
to cover the story.
I've got a clip of that here.
一场有意思的民♥主♥事件在查德灵顿上演
An interesting lesson in democracy
here at Chadlington.
那是克里斯塔兰特真的是他
That is Chris Tarrant.
It's actually Chris Tarrant.
这是他事业起步的地方
That's where he began.
当局似乎可以随意选择给水龙头接上何种管道
In the end, it seems the authorities
can pipe what they like
但无法强制将水龙头接入村民的喉咙
through to the village's taps,
but short of forcibly pouring
it down their throats,
无法强制村民饮用
they can't make them drink it.
库尼太太您一直喝泉水
Mrs. Kerr, you've been
drinking this spring water a long time.
它有什么特别之处？
What's so special about it?
它很纯净我不想喝那些污水
Well, because it's pure.
Don't want that other filth.
你为什么不喜欢自来水？
[Chris] What is it you don't like
about tap water?
它太糟糕了
Well, it's horrible.
我们本来有一缸热带鱼
Well, we had a tank of tropical fish,
可换了水之后它们都死了
but now it's been changed over,
and they've all died.
里面混了坦普桂亭村和水上伯顿村的污水
It's mixed with sewage from Temple Guiting
and Bourton-on-the-Water.
所有污水都会汇入其中
All the sewage is going to come into it.
所有本地人想喝的只有这个
All the locals want to drink
is this stuff.
几个世纪来他们都喝泉水真的很好喝
They've been doing so for centuries,
and it's beautiful.
他比我抢先知道了查德灵顿的水源故事
So he beat me to the Chadlington
water story,
又在《谁想成为百万富翁》里抢了我的先？
and then he beat me to
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
我真是活在他的阴影里
I just live in the man's shadow.
但现在笑到最后的人是我
But now I would have the last laugh,
因为我要带回查德灵顿的泉水
because I would bring back
Chadlington's spring water.
我要看看这泉水
I just want to see this spring,
because I've never really paid attention
之前我都没留意过
to the springs before.
我和丽莎的首要任务是收集一些样本用于检测
Job one for Lisa and I was to gather
some samples for testing.
你是直接取了刚从地里出来的水吗？
Are you grabbing it from straight where
it comes out the ground?
对
[Lisa] Yes.
这就是巴黎水的生产商做的事
This is exactly what Perrier do.
挺好喝的
[Lisa] You know,
that's actually delicious.
看看装满一瓶有多快
[Jeremy] Look how quickly
you can fill a bottle up from here.
看我是这么想的这就像是专雇老年人的百安居
See, what I'm thinking is, this would be
like B&Q with an old-people hiring policy.
找一大批领养老金的人在瀑布底部
Get a load of pensioners
at the bottom of the waterfall
拿着瓶子装满
with bottles, filling them up.
太棒了有收入的老年人就业
It'd be fantastic, gainful employment
for the elderly.
想出这种主意是可以获得大英帝国司令勋章的
This is the kind of thing
you get the CBE for.
把样本送去实验室后我又想到一个点子
Having sent the samples off to the lab,
I had another brainwave.
我手里是一株山葵
What I have here is a wasabi plant
它被称作绿色黄金
known as green gold,
因为这个在店里可以卖♥♥到52英镑
because this, in the shops,
would cost you Â£52,
和半吨♥胡萝卜一个价
and that's the same
as half a ton of carrots.
要获得真正可食用的部分我们要剥掉外皮
So, to get at the actual edible bit
we have to peel the bark.
你在日料店吃到的大部分绿色辣芥末酱
Most of the green, hot wasabi paste
you get in Japanese restaurants
其实是芥菜加辣根
is actually mustard and horseradish
混上人工甜味剂和色素
sort of mixed up with artificial
sweeteners and coloring.
这是真东西
This is the real deal.
如果我在这里种这个
If I can grow this here,
很快就可以买♥♥奔驰G5系列了
I'm going to be looking
at G5 catalogues in no time at all.
Mmm... Mmm...
太棒了
That is fantastic.
哦到这里了
Oh, it's here, now. It's here.
It's... it's here.
但山葵并不好种
Wasabi is not easy to grow, though.
它需要水流快速流动温度适宜
It needs a supply of fast-flowing water
that's exactly the right temperature
酸碱度适宜
and has exactly the right PH level.
等我找到合适的溪流
And once I'd found a stream
that fitted the bill,
我要搭好种植床也就是说我需要一台机器
I had to build a bed,
which meant I needed a machine.
[machine whirring]
单缸发动机
Single-cylinder engine,
0.16升最高速度：三
0.16 liters, top speed: three.
我要叫它詹姆斯梅
I'm going to call it the James May.
[grunts]
我现在种了100株山葵
I've now planted about 100 wasabi plants.
如果都能成活那就…