波士顿法律（2004）

Boston Legal S02E01

Part 1 Nov. 12, 2020, 10:46 a.m.

人们根本不了解
You know, they can never tell
我是否清楚自己正在干什么
whether I know what I'm doing or not.
那你清楚吗？
Can you tell?
不完全…
Not really.
这里是拥有极好声誉的
We have a reputation here at Crane.
Crane Poole & Schmidt律师事务所
Poole & Schmidt.
这里所有的律师
The attorneys here take
都以此为荣
great pride in that reputation.
你的所作所为影响了这里的所有人
It undermines everyone at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
够了!
Stop it!
那么你是Crane Poole & Schmidt中的...
So you're Shirley Schmidt of Crane, Poole &...
-Schmidt
-Alan Shore 幸会
Schmidt. Alan Shore. It's a pleasure.
Denny Crane.
Denny Crane.
我曾经和那个女人有过一段"火♥辣♥辣"的往事
I once had a torrid, torrid affair with that woman.
首先这所有人都知道
First, everybody knows that...
其次那个词应该是"恐怖"
Second, the word would be "horrid".
你并不了解我 Alan Shore
You don't know me, Alan
至少不像你想象的那么了解
Shore, not as well as you think.
你好吗?
How are you?
你杀了一个女人
You killed a gal.
你使我的双手沾满了洗不掉的鲜血
You got blood on my hands that will never come out.
这不是一个朋友会做的事
Friends don't do that.
别在这儿挑衅我
Do not start a war with me here.
你不一定能赢的
You may not win it.
我们看起来很配
We look good together.
是的
Yes, we do.
Denny
Denny.
我们看起来很好,对吧?
We look good, right?
帅呆了
We look great.
她有说过是什么类型的案子吗?
Did she say what kind of case?
非法解雇
Wrongful termination
雇主想强行推行
The employer was trying to
他的信仰之类的东西
enforce his religion or something.
原告于是辞职并且提出诉讼
The plaintiff quit and sued.
准备上庭审判了?
And it's going to trial
你要帮我见到她你必须要帮我
You have to get me in to meet her. You simply must.
你怎么会知道她在这里?
How did you even know she was here?
别逗了有一个专门追踪她的网站
Don't be ridiculous. There's a web site
里面的消息千真万确
that tracks her as sure as I am little.
我只要偷偷看她一眼，闻那么一下
If I could just get a peek, a little whiff.
为什么你会在这里 Bernard?
Why are you here, Bernard?
别管我了黑寡妇在这里呢
Well, never mind me. The black widow is here.
她现在正在你的办公室里
She's in your office as we
是真的
speak, as sure as I am little.
那个谋杀亲夫的女人?
The woman who murdered her husband?
她可不是你说的那么普通
You make it sound so
她可是老手了
ordinary. It was the way she did it.
那些男人都死在了她的身上
They were concubining.
她在里面和Brad在一起
She's in there with Brad.
很明显她刚解雇了原来的律师
Evidently, she fired her last lawyer,
无论如何她指名你当她的律师
and for whatever reason, she wants you.
Denny, 与Jack Myers的
Denny, the conference call
电♥话♥会议已经开始了...
with Jack Myers has begun...
交给你了黑寡妇在这里
You take it. The black widow is here.
我不能我还有个会
I can't take it. I'm in a meeting,
也就是说，你要去参加
which means that you have to take it,
并且由于他每年付给我们二百万美金…
and since this man pays us over $2 million a year...
钱不是万能的 Shirley
Not everything is about money, Shirley.
有时候性也很重要
Sometimes sex counts, too.
过去它对你也很重要
It used to count with you.
曾经上一分钟你还欲求不满
One minute you couldn't get
可是下一分钟，你却失去了兴趣
enough of me, next, you lose interest.
发生了什么事 Shirley 我必须知道
What happened, Shirley? I need to know.
他们发明了彩色电视机 (— —b)
They invented color television.
你和我去我办公室给我两分钟
You and me, in my office. Give me two minutes.
如果你能坚持三分钟我也许会考虑
If you could last three, I might consider it.
话说回来 Jack Myers
In the meantime, Jack Myers...
现在不行
Not now.
黑寡妇等着我呢
The black widow gets me first.
我不是说我们不能赢 Walter
I'm not saying that we can't win, Walter.
我是说我们机会不大
I'm saying it's not likely
因此我们应该庭外解决
and that we should settle.
这是我的公♥司♥ Denise 而且我已经
It's my company, Denise, and I'm
厌倦了不断为我的信仰而道歉
tired of apologizing for my faith.
可是你不能强迫别人
You can't have the Bible be
在工作场所读圣经
assigned reading in the workplace.
Denny Crane. 你来对地方了
Denny Crane. You've come to the
我可以告诉你...
right firm, I can tell you that...
我的天你真人看上去更辣
My god, you're even more striking in person.
这个人是谁?
Who is this man, and why is
为什么他的脸看上去快要爆♥炸♥了?
his face about to explode?
Kelly Nolan, 这位是Denny Crane.
Kelly Nolan, this is Denny Crane.
他的成功使他的头膨胀起来
（双关语：他为他的成就而骄傲）
Success has caused his head to swell.
能够为您辩护是我的荣幸
It'll be an honor to defend your honor.
有没有人曾经对你说过
Has anybody ever told you how
你有多么难以置信的美丽
incredibly beautiful you are?
从来没有你能让我们继续吗？
Never. Could you excuse us, please?
你肯定会想要我站在你这边的
Certainly you'd want me by your side at this trial.
我确信你对我很好
I'm sure you're very sweet,
但是老男人通常都会死在我身上
but old men tend to die on me.
我可是Denny Crane.
I'm Denny Crane.
没有人比我更牛了
No bigger ass, asset.
你会要我站在你这边的
You want me at your table.
你看我们正在忙着呢
Look, we're sort of busy here.
看上去你好像故意要
Seems like you're deliberately
让我们不喜欢你
challenging us to dislike you.
Shore 先生那些媒体已经
Mr. Shore, the media has
把我诬蔑成一个黑寡妇了
painted me as the black widow,
说我是色♥诱♥七十岁老男人
the gold digger who's poisoned
从而骗取钱财的淘金者
her 70-year-old rich husband.
他们甚至可以证明我曾经有过外遇
我将会被世人唾弃
They can prove I was having an affair. I'll be hated.
我需要一个不带有色眼镜
I'll be needing a jury to look beyond
的陪审团来还我清白
the hatred and see that I'm innocent.
我想在那之前我应该
I suppose I'm first looking for
先找一个这样的律师
an attorney who can do the same.
我就是
I can.
天你真性感
My God, you're sexy.
不如你回去你的办公室?
How about you go back to your office?
我会送你一条我的小裤裤
I'll have a pair of my pants delivered.
你可以在你的私人时间”进入”它
You can try and get in them on your own time.
她真邪恶
She's wicked.
我喜欢
I love it.
我想我们都了解
你最不想做的事就是
I think we can agree the last thing you need is
在公开庭审中被描述成一个性侵犯者
to be depicted in open court as a sexual predator.
我已经被这样诬蔑了 Shirley.
I've already been vilified as such, Shirley.
上法庭是唯一能证明我清白的方法了
Court represents my only means to clear my name.
Adam 虽然我们有可能赢了这场诉讼
Adam, while we may win this trial,
但是我们并没有方法可以证明你是清白的
we don't have the means to prove your innocence.
一旦我选择和解
人们会认为我是有罪的
If I settle this, people will presume guilt.
更重要的是我的同事会
More importantly, my colleagues will.
我是一个受人尊敬的外科医生
I'm a respected surgeon, for God's sake.
可不是那些从小巷跳出来的变♥态♥色情狂
I don't jump out of alleys to fondle people.
你看地区检察官甚至
Look, the district attorney
拒绝提出控诉
refused even to bring charges.
这就可以说明整件事有多么的可笑
That tells you how ridiculous this whole thing is.
刑事案件的审理相对比较复杂
There's a higher burden of proof in criminal cases.
可这是民事案件她只要提出
This is civil. All she needs to
一个令人信服的证据就可以了