马男波杰克

BoJack Horseman S05E06

Part 3 Feb. 20, 2020, 11:11 a.m.

Please hold your applause.
我记得有一次一个粉丝问我
And I remember one time, a fan asked me,
"你记得有一集
"Hey, um, you know that episode
伊桑发现他暗恋的人邀请他跳舞
where the horse has to give Ethan a pep talk,
只是因为她和朋友在进行很蠢的约会比赛
after Ethan finds out his crush only asked him to the dance
所以小马不得不鼓励伊桑吗
because her friends were having a dorkiest date contest?
小马所有的镜头中
In all the shots of the horse,
你都能在厨房♥的柜台上看见一个纸咖啡杯
you can see a paper coffee cup on the kitchen counter,
但是在伊桑的镜头中咖啡杯不见了
but in the shots of Ethan, the coffee cup's missing.
那是不是因为那部剧想表达一种观点
Was that because the show was making a statement,
主观记忆是波动的
about the fluctuant subjectivity of memory
以及两个人对同一时刻居然可以
and how even two people can experience the same moment
有两种完全不同的感受
in entirely different ways?
我不忍♥心说出口
And I didn't have the heart to be, like,
"不是的
"No, man,
那是某个工作人员把自己的咖啡杯落在片场了"
some crew guy just left their coffee cup in the shot."
所以我说"是吧"
So instead, I was, like... "Yeah."
或许这就像那个咖啡杯
And maybe this is like that coffee cup.
或许试图给每件小事
Maybe, we're dumb to try
都冠以一个冠冕堂皇的意义很愚蠢
to pin significance onto every little thing.
或许当有人说
Maybe, when someone says,
"我看见你了" 只是"看见你了"的意思
"I see you," it just means, "I see you."
再说了很有可能她都不是在跟我说话
Then again, it's possible she wasn't even talking to me.
因为老实说那时她并没有看着我
Because, if I'm being honest, she wasn't really looking at me,
她在看着我身后的某处房♥间里没有别人了
she was looking past me. There was nobody else in the room.
我觉得她在跟我说话但其实
I think she was talking to me, but, honestly,
她那时已经进入弥留之际谁知道她看什么
she was so far gone at that point, who knows what she was seeing.
你在跟谁说话妈
Who were you talking to, Mom?
不说话吗继续保持沉默[妈]
Not saying, huh? Staying mum?
此处没有击鼓吗
No rimshot there?
天不管我付了你多少钱都太多了
God, whatever I'm paying you, it's too much.
或许她看见了我爸
Maybe, she saw my dad.
我爸大约十年前过的世
My dad died about ten years ago
因为他在决斗中受了伤
of injuries he sustained during a duel.
当你的父亲过世时你会问自己很多问题
When your father dies, you ask yourself a lot of questions.
比如 "等下你是说他死于决斗"
Questions like, "Wait, did you say he died in a duel?"
"谁会死于决斗"
and "Who dies in a duel?"
整件事都太蠢了
The whole thing was so stupid.
我爸一生都在写书
Dad spent his entire life writing this book,
但没有一家店卖♥♥这本书
but he couldn't get any stores to carry it,
也没有一张报纸评价了这本书
or any newspapers to review it.
终于有了一家报社
Finally, I guess this one
我猜他们是觉得他很搞笑
newspaper thought he was pretty hilarious,
因为他们写了一篇评论彻底打垮了他
because they ran a review and tore him to shreds.
所以我的父亲曾经的骄傲玛丽
So, my father, ever the Proud Mary,
决定再也不能忍♥受对他名誉的如此诋毁
decided he would not stand for this besmirchment of his honor.
他声称这名评论家
He claimed the critic
不明白作为男人的意义
didn't understand what it meant to be a man,
所以他要求在凌晨手♥枪♥决斗来解决
so he demanded satisfaction in the form of pistols at dawn.
他给这家报社写下了一封信
He wrote the paper, this letter,
说任何不喜欢他的书的人
saying anyone who didn't like his book,
他要与其决斗所有人
he would challenge to a duel, anyone in the world.
他甚至愿意支付
He'd even pay for airfare
来旧金山的机票和酒店住宿一晚的费用
to San Francisco and a night in a hotel.
最后这愿望在一些蒙大拿的疯子身上实现了
Well, eventually this found its way to some kook in Montana,
这些人和他一样疯接受了他的决斗之请
who was as batshit as he was and took him up on the offer.
他们在金门公园碰面并达成一致
They met at Golden Gate Park and agreed:
数到十然后开枪
ten paces, then shoot.
但在数数的过程中
But in the middle of the ten paces,
爸爸转过身问那个人
Dad turned to ask the guy if
他有没有真的看过这本书和他的观点
he'd actually read the book and what he thought,
但他没看路
but, not looking where he was going,
被一根暴露在外的树根绊倒头撞上了一块石头
tripped over an exposed root and bashed his head on a rock.
真希望我那时知道去玩偶匣
I wish I'd known to go to Jack in the Box then.
也许能得到一根免费油条
Maybe I could have gotten a free churro.
也算是作为巴特斯科齐·马男的儿子
It would've been nice to have something to show
能拿出来吹嘘的事迹了
for being the son of Butterscotch Horseman.
我亲爱的母亲发表了悼词
My darling mother gave the eulogy.
我这辈子都没听她说过
My entire life I never heard
我父亲半点好话
her say a kind word to or about my father,
但在葬礼上她说
but at his funeral she said,
"我的丈夫去世了现在所有事都更糟了"
"My husband is dead, and everything is worse now."
"我的丈夫去世了现在所有事都更糟了"
"My husband is dead, and everything is worse now."
我不知道她为什么这么说
I don't know why she said that.
或许她觉得葬礼上
Maybe she felt that's the kind of thing
应该这么说
you're supposed to say at a funeral.
或许她希望某天有人也会这样评价她
Maybe she hoped one day someone would say that about her.
"我母亲去世了现在所有事都更糟了"
"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now."
又或许她已经知道了他把所有
Or maybe she knew that he had frittered away
她的遗产都挥霍光了只留给她沉重的债务
all her inheritance, and replaced it with crippling debt,
给自己的遗孀留下这些真的是很渣
which is a pretty shitty thing to leave your widow with.
"坏消息你失去了丈夫
"Bad news, you lost a husband,
不过别担心你的房♥子也没了"
but don't worry, you also lost the house!"
或许妈妈已经知道她得变卖♥♥所有高级珠宝
Maybe Mom knew she'd have to sell all her fancy jewelry
搬到一个普通房♥子中去
and move into a home.
或许她说"所有事都更糟了"是这个意思
Maybe that's what she meant by "Everything is worse."
你是这个意思吗妈
Is that what you meant, Mom?
不得不说我这双簧唱得真是太棒了
I gotta say, I'm really carrying this double act.
美国超红魔术节目主持人
至少佩恩与特勒这一对
At least with Penn and Teller,
不说话的那个还要变纸牌魔术
the quiet one does card tricks.
弹琴的我跟我妈讲笑话时
Hey, piano man, when I say something funny to my mom,
你给我来两声鼓点怎么样
how about you give me one of those rimshot?
对但现在别敲
Yeah, but not now.
等我讲笑话时再敲比如
When I say something funny. Like, okay.
我妈和细菌的破坏性驱
What's the difference between my mother
有什么区别
and a disruptive expulsion of germs?
一个引起咳嗽一个躺进棺材[音似]
One's a coughin' fit and the other fits a coffin!
这样才叫讲笑话
That's an example of a funny thing.
谢谢咱们再试一次
Thank you. Let's try again.
妈我妈和一堆
Hey, Mom. What's the difference
复活节彩蛋有什么区别
between my mother and a bunch of Easter eggs?
一个装进小篮子另一个埋进小匣子
One gets carried in a basket, the other gets buried in a casket!
还想再听一个吗最后一个
Ready for one more? Last one.
文学院一年级生和我妈马男碧翠斯
What's the difference between a first-year lit major
有什么区别呢
and my mother, Beatrice Horseman?
一个饱读诗书另一个就是个贱♥人♥大混♥蛋♥
One is decently read, and the other's a huge bitch!
这个笑话可能开的有点过了
Might have gone a little too far with that one.
对在座各位来说
That one might have been a
说"我妈是个贱♥人♥大混♥蛋♥"有点过分了
little too "My mom's a huge bitch" for the room.
抱歉妈妈你不是个大混♥蛋♥
I'm sorry, Mother. You're not a huge bitch.
你生前是个贱♥人♥大混♥蛋♥ 现在你死了
You were a huge bitch... and now you're dead.
跟你们说我第一次
You know, the first time
在观众面前进行表演
I ever performed in front of an audience,
其实是和我妈一起的
it actually was, uh, with my mom.
她从前总会进行演出
She used to put on these shows,
就在她在客厅举办的晚餐舞会上
with her supper club in the living room,
她会让我...
and she used to make...
她会让我唱《棒棒糖之歌♥》
She used to make me sing "The Lollipop Song."
那些派对真是豪华
Those parties, they were really something.
会演滑稽短剧有魔术表演
There were skits and magic acts,
还有不涉种族问题的歌♥舞杂耍
and ethnically insensitive vaudeville routines,
而最后总是以我妈的一舞收尾
and the big finale was always a dance my mother did.
她有一条漂亮的裙子
She had this beautiful dress
她只在这些派对上穿出来
that she only brought out for these parties,
她跳过很多次
and she did this incredible number.
这真是又漂亮又悲哀
It was so beautiful and sad.
爸爸讨厌派对他会把自己所在书房♥
Dad hated the parties. He'd lock himself in the study,
邦邦锤墙好让我们小点声
and bang on the walls for us to keep it down,
但他总会出来看妈妈跳舞
but he always came out to see Mom dance.
他会站在门口手握苏格兰威士忌
He'd linger in the doorway, scotch in hand,