马男波杰克

BoJack Horseman S05E05

Part 3 Feb. 20, 2020, 11:11 a.m.

- I'd be careful if I were you. - What do you mean?
你以为我不知道是怎么回事吗
Think I don't know what's going on?
-妈 -让我告诉你吧
- Mom. - Let me tell you something.
生活就是个大赌盘
Life is a big ol' roulette wheel.
每人都有自己的编号♥
Everyone's got a number.
有的人是赢家有的人不是
Some are winners, some aren't.
是输是赢全取决于那颗白色小球落在哪里
It all depends where the little white ball lands.
问题是拿着输掉的号♥码的人
The problem is when people with losing numbers
以为自己是赢家
think they're winners.
我不明白你在说什么
I don't know what you're talking about.
那这些鬼东西是什么
Then what the hell are these?
大学宣传册我...
College brochures. I--
你想跑到加州某所花里胡哨的大学念书
You think you're going to some fancy college in California,
跑到国家另一头远离你妈妈吗
all the way on the other side of the country from your mother?
-你要抛弃我吗 -妈这不是因为你
- You're gonna abandon me? - Mom, it's not about you.
加州大学洛杉矶分校你才不能去洛杉矶
UCLA? No, you will not see LA.
就算你考上了这里哪所学校
Even if you get into one of these places,
你要怎么交学费
how're you gonna pay for it?
我会找份工作或者有薪资的实习
I'll get a job or a paid internship.
哎呀呀我真没想到
Well, la-di-da, I did not realize
现在这世道都有人
I was in the presence of someone,
能找得到带薪的实习了
who was gonna get a paid internship.
妈你该上♥床♥睡觉了
Mom, you need to go to bed.
看这就是你我之间的区别卡洛琳公主
See, that's the difference between you and me, Princess Carolyn.
我知道我的归属这就是我的床
I know where I belong. This is my bed.
不对我的床在哪儿
No, it's not. Where's my bed?
我知道我的归属
I know where I belong.
-喂 -你不是说今天就回来了吗
- Hello? - I thought you were gonna be here today.
-你在哪儿呢 -出了点事
- Where are you? - Something came up.
好吧听着花生酱先生亲自完成了所有特技
Okay, well, listen, Mr. Peanutbutter's doing all his own stunts,
每次他翻个小跟头
and every time he does a dumb little somersault,
大家就跟他是凯利·斯特拉格似的欢呼
everybody goes nuts like he's goddamn Kerri Strug.
凯利·斯特拉格你这比喻也太过时了
Kerri Strug? You gotta update your references.
美国体操运动员
等世上再出个凯利·斯特拉格
When the world sees the likes of Kerri Strug, again,
我会相应调整的
I will adjust accordingly.
话说回来我说我也想自己做特技
Anyway, I said I wanted to do my own stunts, too,
但我对弗利普写的新戏一无所知
but little did I know that Flip was writing a new scene,
他居然要让摩托车从五层楼顶上冲下去
where a motorcycle falls off a five-story building.
告诉他你不想做就是了
Just say you don't want to do it.
我不能因为我已经炒了我的特技替身
I cannot do that because I already fired my stunt double,
所以我还需要你打电♥话♥叫他回来
so I also need you to call him and get him back,
这会有点困难因为我当时说的话很难听
and that might be tricky, 'cause I was really brutal about it.
-为什么 -因为有人在看
- Why? - Because people were watching.
现在我需要你插手
Now I need you to intervene
阻止我亲自做特技
and forbid me from doing my own stunts,
我虽然表面上想演但因为其实并不想演
even though I want to, because I actually don't want to,
因为这需要我身强体壮
because that would require me to be in good shape,
但我并非如此
which we know I'm not,
要演特技不能害怕而你我皆知我是个怂瓜
and also not a coward, which we both know I am.
-波杰克 -还有如果你能说
- BoJack-- - Also, if you could say
这是因为我这明星太重要不能冒这种风险
it's because I'm too important a star to take the risk on,
但花生酱先生可以亲自上阵
but Mr. Peanutbutter can keep doing his stunts
因为他没那么重要这样就太好了谢谢
because he is less important; that would be real cool, thanks.
好吧我来处理
Fine, I'll handle it!
快别跟小婊♥子♥一样叽叽歪歪了
Just stop whining like a little bitch!
莎迪出品
好的爱你小婊♥子♥
Okay, love you, bitch!
你好姑娘
Hey, girl!
你来了我真高兴这是我的货
Hey! I'm so glad you came. This is my stuff.
我称之为"莎迪出品"
I call it Made-y by Sadie.
问题是衣裳都有点撑大了
Problem is got a bunch of lookie-loos.
大家都来试穿但没人买♥♥
Everyone's browsing, but no one's buying.
这跟别人买♥♥不买♥♥无关而是看你如何卖♥♥
It's not about people buying. It's about you selling.
看着
Watch this.
你可不能买♥♥这件外套
Whoa! Hey, you can't get that jacket.
-为什么 -我要买♥♥这件
- Why not? - I was gonna get it.
这是店里最棒的衣服是我先看到的
It's the best thing in this whole place and I saw it first.
你还是当你的怂包快点消失吧
So, why don't you make like yourself and flee?
现在穿着的是我或许我会买♥♥下它
I got it now. Maybe I'm gonna buy it.
五块
Five dollars.
我的天啊
Oh, my God!
莎迪只要你向人们推销时
Sadie, you can sell anything,
别让他们感觉是在被推销货物
if you just sell people the idea that
那么你什么都能卖♥♥出去
they're not being sold to.
这还真是心机啊
Wow! That's pretty manipulative.
但我用不着耍心机因为你的衣服人人想买♥♥
But I didn't need to because your clothing sells itself.
我想你说得对
Hey, I guess you're right.
我的背好疼
My back aches.
我得坐下
I gotta sit down.
给你
Here.
领养真是个高招
Smart move adopting.
怀孕的苦差都让别人做了
Let someone else do all the work, right?
姑娘可千万别怀孕
Girl, you do not wanna be pregnant.
我该怎么办啊
Ugh! What am I gonna do?
我的人生完了
My life's over.
不你在开开玩笑吗这是好事
No! Are you kidding? This is a good thing.
-现在那男孩摆脱不掉你了 -摆脱不掉我
- That boy's stuck with you, now. - Stuck with me?
不是好的那种就像你试戴
No, good stuck, like when you try on
朋友的华丽戒指却摘不下来那种
your friend's fancy ring and it won't come off.
你白得了一枚戒指
Now you got a free ring.
伊芙琳依然希望你能还回那枚戒指
You know, Evelyn still expects you to give that ring back.
那这就是伊芙琳的问题了
That sounds like an Evelyn problem.
再说了就像赌盘上那颗白色小球
Meanwhile, that little white roulette ball
落在了你的号♥码上
just landed on your number.
你知道华♥莱♥士♥家都是好人
You know the Wallaces are good people.
他们会好好对你的
They're gonna do right by you.
别哭你听我说
No, don't cry. Look.
他们会让你住进大房♥子
They're gonna have you move into the big house,
也许还会住大房♥间
probably in the big room.
里面放满了布娃娃的那种
You know, the one with all the dolls.
你有什么需要我就在这里
And I'll be right up here whenever you need me.
我想把这个给你
Hey, I wanna give you this.
这也是你从伊芙琳那里偷的吗
Did you steal this from Evelyn, too?
这是我第一次怀孕时你外婆给我的
Your... grammy gave me this necklace when I first got pregnant.
这是咱们家的传家宝
It's been in our family for generations.
是从故国传下来的
It's from the old country.
你戴上它的时候
And when you wear this,
我希望你记得
I want you to remember
你背后有全家女性的支持
that you've come from a long line of women,
我们也许会摔倒但总会站起来
who've taken our licks, but we always land on our feet.
不是吗
Don't we?
你听我说现在是我们的机会
Now listen to me. This is our shot.
-不要毁掉知道吗 -好
- Don't blow it, okay? - Okay.
卡洛琳公主
Princess Carolyn?
-嗯 -你想去见见我的家人吗
- Yeah. - Would you want to meet my family?
-当然 -今晚在教堂有百家餐活动
- Of course. - There's a potluck at the church, tonight.
我特别喜欢教堂百家餐
I love a church potluck!
是吗你在洛杉矶去哪家教堂
Oh! What church do you go to in LA?
圣玛丽好牧羊人
Oh, uh, St. Mary's Good Shepherd of the Lady...
电影和乐队名的组合
耶稣受难
of the Passion...
不朽的园丁
of the Constant Gardener...
闪亮光阴贝丽和塞巴斯蒂安教堂
of Latter-Day Belle and Sebastian.
你有时间说这个
You got time for that,
但是连加州披萨厨房♥都要简称吗
but you can't say "California Pizza Kitchen"?
我爱教堂我爱上帝
I love church and I love the Lord.
上帝给予我厚爱
God is my back-door pilot.
真希望斯踹也能给我"后爱"
I wish Strib was a back-door pilot.
这样我就不回怀孕了
Maybe then I wouldn't be pregnant.
-意思是肛♥交♥ -我听得懂
- Anal sex. - Got it.
第二浸信会教堂
那就是我妈