少男奶爸（2012）

Baby Daddy S04E14

Part 2 Nov. 30, 2020, 2:29 p.m.

Take it slow.
慢慢来
Oh hey, forgot my wallet.
我忘拿手♥机♥了
Hey, Danny! I have a boyfriend!
丹尼我有新男友了
Excuse me?
不好意思
Excuse me?
不好意思
Sorry, just a little busy over here.
抱歉我有点忙
What can I do for you?
我能为您做什么
You can get me a cosmopolitan,
你可以给我上一杯"四海为家"
and take back your baby.
然后把你女儿抱回去
Oh, Cici? Cici? Nope.
茜茜茜茜没门
Oh my god, Tucker, hey!
太好了塔克尔
You gotta take Emma.
你快帮我带带艾玛吧
We got kicked out of daycare.
我们被日托赶出来了
Apparently, if you're late to pickup three times, you're out.
显然如果你接孩子迟到三次就三振出局了
You know, you think they'd give you some kind of warning.
这种事总得提前给个警告吧
Sounds like they gave you two.
听上去他们给了你两次警告了
Come on, man! I actually have a date tonight.
拜托哥们我今晚有约会呢
It's the first girl
这是自从我
I've gone out with since Riley and I broke up.
和莱丽分手后的第一次约会
I just hope Riley will be cool with it.
我希望莱丽心里不要太难过
Well, you know, I did just hear that she kinda has a boyfriend.
我刚刚听说莱丽新找了个男友来着
So, I'm gonna go with, um, yeah, she'll be cool with that.
所以要我说她不会难过的
Oh, she does?
是吗
So, she's obviously moved on,
那看来她翻篇了
which is great,
这很好
'cause I'm moving on too.
因为我也要向前看了
I mean, you think I should, right?
你觉得我也该这样对吧
Yup. I would.
没错
Okay, cool. So, you'll watch Emma for me?
那好你能帮我带艾玛吗
Oh, hell, no!
你想的美
No, you are on your own, single dad.
你自力更生吧单身老爸
Christine and I are going out tonight.
我晚上约了克里斯汀
Hot date with my hot lady.
还有个辣妹等着哥抱呢
Danny, Danny, good news.
丹尼丹尼喜大普奔
I managed to taste everyone's food,
我偷尝了每个人的菜
And it all tastes like ass.
都难吃的像翔一样
That's great, but I actually really like mine.
不赖啊但我确实很喜欢我的
Danny! You can't eat that!
丹尼你咋就吃上了
Tommy has to taste it, review it,
汤米待会要检查品尝
tell you how you can improve it.
告诉你要如何提高
Or, how it's absolute perfection,
不过也有可能非常完美
And how he wishes you were on the menu.
让他就决定吃定你了
Oh, here he comes, here he comes!
他来了他来了
Okay, ladies.
好的女士们
Hopefully you've followed
希望你们都听从了
my assistants instructions on this recipe.
我助手对食谱的指示
Because I'm too young and successful to die.
因为我并不想年纪轻轻就食物中毒而死
I wouldn't serve that to my ex wife,
这玩意我都不好意思拿给我前妻吃
and I actually want to poison her.
虽然我是真想毒死她
Classic Tommy.
汤米经典语录啊
Okay.
好吧
Now it's your turn to disappoint my palate.
下一个轮到你来折磨我的舌头了
Hi. I'm Bonnie,
嗨我叫邦妮
And I have made your "Chicken Tommy" a thousand times.
这道"汤米鸡"我已经做了一千次了
Then a thousand chickens died for nothing.
要这么说那这一千只鸡算白死了
What happened here?
这是啥情况
I'm just kind of tall, so it makes the chicken look really small.
我太高大了相比之下鸡就显得小了点
Man.
老兄啊
That's good.
不错嘛
And I say, "man" because I've never said that to a woman.
我强调"老兄" 是因为这词我从没对女人用过
Really? I just followed your instructions.
真的吗我只是跟着你的指示做
My coach always says I do better when I don't think for myself.
我教练总跟我说你还是不要动脑子的好
Excellent advice.
金玉良言
One you little ladies should follow.
你们快拿小本本记下来吧
Who's next?
下一个
Who knew I had a hidden talent?
我居然有这个潜能
Honey, the only thing you have
亲你唯一比我多的
that I don't is what's in your pants.
就是你裤裆里那个
I didn't know you saw me take this.
我不知道你发现了我的小秘密
Tucker!
塔克尔
Tucker, Tucker, Tucker,
塔克克小克克
Are you ready for our awesome double date
你准备好去我们的"四人约会"了吗
With christine and my new boyfriend, Justin?
跟克里斯汀还有我的新男友贾斯汀
Danny's in his room. Oh.
丹尼在屋里呢哦
Oh, hey. Hey, Danny!
嗨嗨丹尼
I'm just here for my awesome double date
我只是为"四人约会"来的
With Tucker and Christine
和塔克尔以及克里斯汀
And my new boyfriend, Justin.
还有我的新男友贾斯汀
We are going to that new club on Canal.
我们要去卡纳尔新开的俱乐部
Oh, right. Your boyfriend.
哦对你的男友
Well, hey, maybe Ashley and I can meet up with you later?
那说不定阿什莉和我可以晚点去找你们
Uh... yeah...
可...以啊
You have to be on a list.
你得有邀请才进得去
Yeah. Yeah, my boyfriend, Justin,
对对我男朋友贾斯汀啊
had to pull a lot of strings.
他拖了很多关系才搞到的
He's super connected.
他人脉很广的
Not connected enough to get you in, sorry.
但还没广到把你带进去抱歉喽
Yup.
就是这样
Well, hey, do you want to share a cab?
等等你们想拼车走吗
No. God, stop following us.
不拜托别跟着我们了
Hey. Excuse me.
哎呀借光
Oh, hi. You must be Marissa.
你好你一定是玛丽莎吧
Sorry.
抱歉
For what?
怎么了
I'm sure it'll be something.
我也说不清但你懂的
Hello?
有人在吗
Marissa, hey. Hey.
玛丽莎嗨嗨
Thank you for coming over.
谢谢你专程过来
Emma is asleep for the night,
艾玛已经睡着了
The takeout is on its way,
而外卖♥♥正在来的路上
And her crib has wheels, so we can roll it out of the bedroom
婴儿床有轮子我们可以悄悄地把它推出卧室
If you wanna swingity-swangity, bang, boom.
如果你想来个"天雷勾地火"的话
Probably getting a little ahead of myself.
我可能自嗨的有点过了
A little.
有点儿
But, I like where you're going.
但我很喜欢
Are you gonna get that?
你要去看看吗
Yeah, I probably should. Hold on a second.
那我先去看看等我一下
Hi, sweetheart.
嗨宝贝儿
Hey, come here.
来过来
Come here.
来爸爸这
Emma, you gotta go to sleep.
艾玛你要快点睡觉啦
I've got a very hot, very special friend out there who can...
我有个很特别的辣妹朋友在外面她能...
hear everything
从监听器里
on the monitor can't she?
听到我说的每一句对吗
Yup. But thanks for calling me hot.
是的但谢谢你叫我辣妹
Works every time.
每次都很管用
Yeah.
对
Ben?
本
Well, if Tommy wants to be intimidated by a... woman,
如果汤米想从一个女人那里感受到威胁
I think I just gave him a reason.
我觉得我刚给了他一个原因
Hey, mom. Try mine.
妈尝尝我的
Oh my god, Danny.
天呐丹尼
That tastes like dishwater.
这喝着跟洗碗水似的
Where did you get your water?
不然你的水是哪里来的
But you just gave me a great idea.
但你让我想到了一个绝妙的主意
Hey, could you grab me that ladle?
你能帮我拿个长柄勺吗
And she's back.
她又回来了
I'll try to go easy on you since you're just a housewife.
鉴于你只是个家庭主妇我会对你客气一点
A housewife?
家庭主妇
You mean a woman who devotes
你是说一个将自己人生都奉献给