少男奶爸（2012）

Baby Daddy S04E14

Part 1 Nov. 30, 2020, 2:29 p.m.

Oh, hey, what's up guys?
大家都在啊
Hey, Ben.
你好啊本
What's going on, Ben?
忙什么去了本
How was your night, Ben?
今晚过得如何啊本
We were just wondering how that emergency turned out, Ben.
我们想知道急事解决得如何了本
What emergency?
什么急事
Oh, you remember.
你记性没那么差吧
The "Can somebody pick up Emma, it's an emergency" Emergency.
你说的 "谁能帮忙接下艾玛我有急事"这件急事
Turns out, it was less of an emergency,
其实也不是什么急事
and more of an after-work pub crawl.
不过是下班后去酒吧坐坐而已
Which is funny, because, you know, we work in a bar.
有意思的是我刚好在酒吧上班
What is the matter with you?
你到底是怎么回事
For the last six hours
过去的六小时中
Emma has been passed around
艾玛像邦乔维[摇滚乐队]演唱会上的
more than a joint at a bon jovi concert.
大♥麻♥烟一样被传来传去
I hear.
我听说的
Or your mom on ladies' night.
你老妈去了女士之夜
Yeah. I had to pick her up from daycare, and I missed practice.
是啊只能由我去日托所接她没法参加训练
Yeah, so I took her next and I missed a deposition.
没错然后由我接手没能宣誓作证
Yeah, then she passed her on to me, and I missed an interview.
对然后她把孩子丢给我我错过了面试
So, he passed her to me, and I missed a date with a sure thing.
所以他又把孩子丢给我我没法去赴约
Who I, coincidentally, met at ladies' night.
那个人是我在女士之夜上认识的
So, what do you have to say for yourself?
你还有什么好说的
Well, it sounds like a pretty well-oiled machine to me.
我觉得一切井然有序
Thanks for helping out.
多谢帮忙
What? But
什么但是
"Thanks for helping out"?
"多谢帮忙"
That's what you say when somebody takes you to the airport,
别人送你去机场你能用这句话打发
not raises your child for you.
替你养孩子这么说可不行
Uh, raising my child?
什么叫替我养孩子
I've been a single dad for almost two years now.
我这单身父亲也做了快两年了
I've kind of got it down.
孩子也算是我一手带大的
Yeah. By having everyone else do all the work.
是啊活都是别人干的功劳却是你的
Well, I have a system, obviously.
显然我做事自有章法
Okay. So, you actually think
好吧你真觉得没我们帮忙
that you could do all of this without us?
自己能搞定一切吗
Yeah, totally.
当然完全没问题
Oh, great. Frees up a lot of time. Oh, yeah, wow.
太棒了终于解放了好极了
Says the boy who forgot to feed seven hamsters and they all died.
说这话的男孩曾忘了喂食饿死了7只仓鼠
Good luck!
祝你好运
I can take care of my own kid.
我能照顾好自己的孩子
Wait, where is she?
等等孩子在哪儿呢
**It's amazing how the unexpected*N
*人生妙无边惊喜无极限
**can take your life and change directions.*
*劝君莫等闲雌雄随我愿
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
天啊天啊我的神啊
Oh my god, so late, so late.
天啊迟到了迟到了
We need a shirt. Shirt. Yes!
T恤呢找到了
Okay. Uh, socks. Socks.
好了袜子呢袜子呢
Uh, one sock is good, right?
穿一只也行吧
That's fashion-y.
多时尚啊
Oh, god.
老天
Hair, hair. A baby comb over. Totally in.
头发乱死了给宝宝梳梳头发型多美
Um, all right, lunch.
还有午饭
Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.
午饭呢午饭在哪里午饭午饭
Uh, great. Nothing in here.
好极了冰箱空了
Okay, well, now seems like
好吧这时候最适合
a good time to find out if you like kung pao chicken.
检验你是否喜欢吃宫保鸡丁了
All right, keys, wallet, phone, Binky, tie,
一切就绪钥匙钱包手♥机♥ 奶嘴领带
and diaper bag.
还有尿布袋
Yeah!
齐活
See? I totally got this!
看到没我全都搞定了
He so don't got this.
他才搞不定呢
I liked yesterday's episode so much more
昨天他们俩都没穿鞋就走了
when they both left without their shoes.
我爱死那场面了
Oh. Damn it!
该死
Judy Baker backed out of taking a cooking class with me,
茱蒂•贝克和我一起报了烹饪班结果她不去了
and it's nonrefundable.
还不能退款
Oh, I can't believe it.
简直难以置信啊
You paid for something?
你还曾付过什么钱吗
Actually, I didn't. She did.
其实我没花钱是她付的钱
So, who wants to take a free cooking class?
谁想跟我去上免费的烹饪班
It's with Tommy Kwan, New York's hottest chef.
老师是汤米•克旺纽约最火的主厨
And, I'm not just talking about his cooking skills.
火的可不止是他的厨艺哦
Oh, I watch him every week.
我每周都看他的节目
I love that show!
我也爱看
Let's turn up the heat, it's time to eat.
火力全开吃个痛快
Well, the best cook in the class
班上表现最好的学员
gets to work side-by-side
可以和他一起下厨
with him in his restaurant for one night.
在他的餐馆里烹制晚餐
It is on my list of things to do before I die.
这是我有生之年必做的事情之一
And, coincidentally, so is Tommy.
而且巧得很汤米也是这么想的
Hey, I'll take that class with you.
不如我和你一起去上那个课吧
It'll be fun. It'll totally impress Ashley.
肯定好玩也会让阿什莉刮目相看的
Ooh, Ashley, the new girlfriend.
阿什莉啊你的新女友
Haven't really heard you talk too much about her.
都没怎么听你说起过她呢
In fact, I haven't really heard you talk too much to me, lately,
其实我最近都没怎么跟你说过话呢
So, how's it going? Is she fun?
所以你过得咋样她可好啊
Do you like her? Any juicy details?
你喜欢她吗有啥劲爆小细节没
Remember when you said
你还记不记得说过
you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
你不会再干涉我的感情生活了
No. That doesn't sound like me, at all.
不记得这话听起来不像我风格啊
I gotta go.
我得走了
Oh, okay. Well, you know, we'll chat more, later.
好啊你懂得我们回头再聊
All right, great. Hey, don't be a stranger.
很好咱俩别见外啊
You know I'm just right across the hall.
我就住你家对面
So, I'll see you around the neighborhood.
大家低头不见抬头见啊
And by neighborhood, I mean 4c.
我说对门指的是4楼C座哦
I think he got it.
他绝对听懂了
Tucker.
塔克尔
The universal sign for someone in distress.
我这可是全人类都懂的心情不好的表情
And not making eye contact
而我看都不看你一眼
is the universal sign for leave me alone,
也是全人类都知道的"少来烦我"的表情
I am blowing stuff up.
我忙着打怪兽呢
Danny is completely avoiding me.
丹尼故意躲着我
Do you think that he's acting weird
你觉得他这种奇怪的举止
because I told him that I had feelings for him?
是不是因为我告诉他我对他有感觉呢
No, you know, it's probably
不是其实吧可能因为
that you knew he liked you, and didn't say anything
你明知道他喜欢你却一个字都不说
and then you started dating a parade of other guys.
反而掉过头约了一个团的流水男友
But, you know, I'm just guessing, so...
不过你知道我就那么一猜而已
God, I just want things to go back to the way they used to be.
天啊我真希望事情能恢复到以前的状态
You know, when we told each other everything.
那时候我们大家互相都没有秘密
You know, maybe it'd be less awkward
我跟你说如果你也跟谁约会的话
if you were dating someone too?
兴许就不这么尴尬了
You know, take the pressure off.
转移一下压力
What am I supposed to do? Lie about having a boyfriend?
我该怎么做假装有一个男友吗
You know how I've been dating Christine for the last month?
你知道过去一个月我是怎么跟克里斯汀约会吗
Yeah?
怎么约的
Well, Christine stopped returning my phone calls two weeks ago.
两周前克里斯汀不接我的电♥话♥
But I'm too tired of being the dumpee.
但我被甩太多次实在是厌烦了
So, I'm faking our relationship for another month
所以我假装还在和她恋爱装一个月
until I dump her.
好让我有时间来甩她
Oh, by the way, she is gonna be devastated.
顺便一说她肯定会肝肠寸断的
Faking a relationship?
假装恋爱吗
Oh my god, that's brilliant!
天啊真是天才般的点子
Hey, look, it's easy. You just have to,
很简单的嘛你只要
you know, plant a few seeds.
预先埋几个伏笔
Right? Start talking about the cute guy at the coffee shop.
明白吗一开始先谈论什么咖啡店帅哥之类的
And then, maybe in a week, you guys go out.
然后过个一周你说你们开始约会了
You know, just take it slow and nobody will be suspicious.
总之慢慢来不会有人起疑的