第五大道

Avenue 5 S01E09

Part 2 March 19, 2020, 9:27 a.m.

blowing each other in a doorway.
-我能叫眼镜蛇吗 -不行我是眼镜蛇
- Can I be Cobra? - No, man, I'm Cobra.
我可以叫蟒蛇
I could be Python.
那不过是另一种蛇
Uh, that's just another snake.
眼镜蛇是最厉害的我想不出更厉害的
Cobra's just the best. I'm not gonna beat Cobra.
对那我还是叫你道格吧
Yeah, I'm just gonna call ya Doug.
但是我想拿出船长派头
But I wanted to look captainy.
说真的我想快点做决定的这个决定
Seriously, my decision to make a quick decision
本身就是糟糕的决定
was itself a bad decision.
我和被困在图书馆里的鸽子一样
I have the decision-making powers
毫无决策能力
of a pigeon trapped in a library.
图书馆为什么鸽子会在图书馆里
A library. Why-- why is the pigeon in the library?
我曾在图书馆里见过一只鸽子
I-- I saw a pigeon in a library once.
它就没有做出正确的决定
It did not make good decisions.
马特兄弟
Matt, buddy.
马特我是马斯还记得我吗
Hey, Matt, this is Mads. Remember me?
身材健美一米八
Kind of athletic build, six feet.
-容光焕发 -你认真的吗
- Good complexion. - Seriously?
-怎么我用了润肤乳 -不我是说
- What? I moisturize. - No, I mean,
你真的要对黑暗中的疯子大喊
you're seriously yelling about how good-looking you are
你有多帅吗
to a lunatic in the dark?
天啊你知道吗
Oh my god. You know what?
-我们还是分手吧 -什么
- I think we gotta take a break. - What?
你搞砸了你搞砸了兄弟
Hey, hey, hey. You blew it. You blew it, buddy.
女人不喜欢虚荣的男人像个娘炮
Women don't like vanity in men. It's emasculating.
我只是想描述一下我自己
I'm just trying to describe myself.
我知道道格就不会那样自吹自擂
I know. And Doug would not shout that out about himself,
我只是说说
I'm just saying.
好吧道格也不会润肤
Okay, well, Doug doesn't moisturize his face.
除非眼泪算润肤
Unless tears count.
-然后我说... -他找到他之后
- So, I'm like-- - What are we even supposed to do
我们要怎么做逮捕他吗
when he find him? Arrest him?
不我们不会逮捕他
No, we're not gonna arrest him.
-继续 -然后我说
- Go on. - So, I'm like,
"如果你想要紧巴巴的十分钟
"If you want a tight ten minutes, mate,
去日你的狗吧" 然后我就走了
go fuck your dog." And then I left.
再也没回去过
I never went back.
-真恶心 -比莉
- That is gross. I mean-- - Billie.
-我在 -一旦拿到密♥码♥
- Yeah. - As soon as we've got the codes,
我们得去外面拿个东西
we need something from outside.
什么去外面拿什么东西
What-- What do we need from outside?
乔的手和头为了掌纹识别
Joe's hands and his head for print recognition
以防瑞恩船长技术太烂无法对接飞船
in case Captain Ryan's too crashy to dock the ship.
是啊
Yeah.
我们得把乔的手砍下来
We're gonna have to cut off Joe's hands for his prints.
我们要派他出去肢解尸体
We're sending him out there to dismember a corpse?
没错我们需要他的掌纹做识别
Yeah. We need his handprints for recognition.
好吧只是确认一下
Oh, well, just making sure.
不如把他的屁♥股♥带回来多有趣
Maybe bring back his ass? That'd be funny.
再见莎拉
Goodbye, Sarah.
我是舰桥船员莎拉
Sarah, bridge crew.
要控制飞船你得先
To control a ship, you need to know
控制你的情绪我两者都会
how to control your emotions. I do both.
对不起莎拉
I'm sorry, Sarah.
舰桥上很寂寞但我们喜欢观众
It gets lonely on the bridge, but we love an audience.
来看我们驾驶飞船吧
Come see how we fly the ship.
再见莎拉
Goodbye, Sarah.
她有种高贵感你不觉得吗
She had a dignity to her, don't you think?
我是如何操控她的我是指这艘船
How do I handle her? The ship, that is.
-她有种 -来参观...
- A sort of... - Come and visit us...
土豆般的雍容气质
potato-ey grandeur.
归为尘土吧莎拉
To dust, Sarah.
我是舰桥船员莎拉
Sarah, bridge crew.
要控制飞船
To learn how to control a ship,
你得先控制你的情绪
you need to know how to control your emotions.
-瞧瞧他们 -我两者都会
- Look at them. - I do both.
只是一群在某天晚上
Just ordinary idiots
走出了气闸的平凡白♥痴♥
who went out of an airlock one night.
-我本来能救下他们的 -我们尽力了
- I could've saved them. - We tried.
你可以牵着一匹马去饮水
You know, you can lead a horse to water,
但你无法阻止
but you can't stop it
它暴♥力♥冲出气闸
from throwing itself violently out of an airlock.
你可以的只需要一副最简单的马具
You can, with the most basic horse harness.
-能做到的 -真的能吗
- You could do that. - Can you, though?
当然
Yeah.
我是这艘泄漏乘客的飞船的船长
I'm the captain of a ship that's leaking passengers.
别这样
Hey, hey...
我已经失去了七个人
I already lost seven good souls.
我不能再失去第八个
I'm not gonna lose an eighth.
-十一个 -什么
- Eleven. - What?
你一共失去了十一个人
You've lost 11 good souls in total.
是的如果你算上其他几个
Yeah, if you count the other human beings
死在这艘船上的人确实很多
who also perished on this ship. That's a lot.
真的很多天啊
That's a lot. Wow.
等一下
Wait a minute...
"虚无" "白光" "空虚"
"Nothingness." "White Light." "The Void."
我想我知道他在哪了
I think I know exactly where he is.
我的天
Oh my god!
你在侦破字谜游戏我喜欢
You're doing a detective thing with the words. I love it!
跟我来你可以叫我船长了
Come with me. And you can call me Captain
这次我应该配得上这个头衔了
'cause I think I deserve it this time.
这都很不错
This is all good,
但我们还要更无私一些
but we need to think great.
记住越重越伟大明白吗
Remember, weight is great. Okay?
这就是我们需要的牺牲精神
Um-- Oh, this is the kind of sacrifice we need.
你这次旅行带了几把吉他
How many guitars did you bring on this trip?
九把
Nine.
-九把全拿来 -这些是什么
- Go grab 'em all. - What are these?
是我的哑铃架
Oh, they're-- they're stands for my weights.
我不需要这些
I don't need 'em.
-你的哑铃呢 -不我需要哑铃
- And where are your weights? - No, I need those.
我们要扔掉多余的负重
We need to jettison excess weight,
你却不愿意捐出哑铃[重量]
and you won't contribute literal weights?
交给我我亲自把
Please. I personally threw out
瑞恩船长的划船机扔出去了
Captain Ryan's rowing machine.
我是说他用不着
I mean, he doesn't need it.
他身材很好但是
He's in great shape, but, uh...
是真的吗瑞恩的划船机那事
Is that true? About, uh... Ryan's rowing machine?
你进他房♥间了吗
You went in his room?
-你什么意思 -没什么
- What are you implying? - Nothing.
有人说你和他有一腿
Some people are saying you had a thing with him.
但之后又有人说
But then, some other people are saying,
"不他们没有一腿"
"No, they didn't have a thing."
但最开始的人又说
But then, the first people are saying,
"不他们的确有一腿" 我想说
"No, yeah, they did." So... I'm just saying, there--
这事有点扑朔迷离
there's a lot of confusion around this issue.
我希望你能少哔哔
I would appreciate a little less bitching
多扔东西爱瑞丝
and little more ditching, Iris.
好吧我们要扔贵重物品
Okay. We need to ditch the heavy-duty booty.
你看见那种东西了吗
You seen anything like that?
这就是他们叫我
There's a reason they call me
"明察秋毫爱瑞丝"的原因让开
the "All-Seeing Iris." Get out of my way.
他不在这
He's not here.
是啊为什么你觉得马特会在这
Yeah... Why did you think Matt would be here?
我以为我在他房♥间里发现了线索
Well, I thought I noticed these clues in his room,
提到了白色
these references to the whiteness
-还有空虚等等 -好吧
- and the void and so on. - Oh. Okay.
但整个飞船都是白色的
But the whole of the spaceship is white,
而整个太空都是空虚的所以
and the whole of space is a void, so...
你说得很对
That's a-- That's a very valid point.
这可能超出我能力范围了