美国恐怖故事

American Horror Story S03E01

Part 5 Oct. 3, 2019, 3:59 p.m.

在花样年华就被夺去了生命
Taken in the prime of their lives.
真是一场悲剧
Such a tragedy.
都让人不禁落泪了是吧
Almost makes you want to cry, doesn't it?
但话说回来这帮穿埃德·哈迪T恤的傻♥逼♥
But, then, the world's not gonna miss a bunch of assholes
-也死不足惜 -你是谁
- in Ed Hardy T-shirts. - Who are you?
我真得夸你几句
You know, I've got to hand it to you.
把车弄翻不简单啊
A bus flip? That's not easy.
但你依然只是个邋遢的小贱女巫
But you were a sloppy, little witch bitch.
去死吧蠢老太婆
Go to hell, you stupid hag.
活该
Say that.
我看过你们所有人的资料
Now, I've read all your files.
你们要想在这破"魔法学校"闯出大名堂
And you're never gonna become great women of our clan
简直是痴人说梦
sitting around here at Hogwarts
再说我女儿自己都稀里糊涂不知要怎么指导你们
under the confused instruction of my daughter.
今天我们要去实地考察
We're going on a field trip.
老天换身衣服吧
Jesus. Go change your clothes.
穿一身
Wear something...
黑色
black.
这是要去哪啊
Where are we going?
太热了
It's too hot.
我两腿之间都汗流如瀑了
My freaking vagina is sweating.
去波普泉
To Popp Fountain.
可以说是我们这类人的圣所
A kind of holy place for our order.
上世纪七十年代
Back in the 1970s,
玛丽·奥奈达·托普斯是这里有名的另类女巫
Mary Oneida Toups led an alternative coven down here.
她和她的女巫姐♥妹♥们♥在那聚会
She and her sister witches would gather there,
公开而骄傲
proudly and publicly,
也挺衬当时的时代精神的
very much in the spirit of the times.
但卡特里娜飓风摧毁了那里
But it was damaged during Katrina.
当局便以此为借口宣布这个神圣的地方
And the authorities used this as an excuse to declare
有安全隐患
this sacred space a safety hazard.
自那以后就不对外开放了
It's been closed off ever since.
我不明白进不去的话我们去干什么
I don't understand. What are we supposed to do if we can't get in?
把墙推倒进去呗
Tear the wall down.
不会战斗的女巫就会被烧死
When witches don't fight, we burned.
这绝对是最烂的一次实地考察
This is seriously the worst field trip ever.
你们都各具天赋
Each one of you has a unique gift,
但都远不足以使你们成为真正的女巫
but that's not nearly enough to be a real witch.
说得好像你真是一样
And you're a real witch?
她可是超级女巫
She's the Supreme.
刚刚说话这姑娘
You know that one--
你们三个加起来都没她聪明
she's smarter than all of you put together.
新奥尔良文物保护协会
The New Orleans Preservation Foundation
很荣幸能带你们参观臭名昭著的
is proud to present the haunted home tour
拉劳里夫人鬼屋
of the notorious Madame LaLaurie.
这间屋子
This very house,
就是新奥尔良上流社会的中心
the center of New Orleans high society,
同时也是恐怖悲剧的发生地
was also a place of abject horror.
要我去叫她吗
You want me to get her?
不用
No.
不好意思没买♥♥票可不能随便
Oh, excuse me. You can't just barge in on the tour
闯入我们的参观
without purchasing a ticket.
你会带我们免费参观
You're giving us a tour for free.
免费当然可以
For free. Of course.
《黑法》中
The Code Noir,
规定了黑奴的生活条件
a decree that dictated the conditions of slavery,
但在这里并没有被执行
did not exist on these grounds.
取而代之的是拉劳里夫人自创的恐怖法典
It was replaced by the Madame's own code of terror.
即使在179年后的今天
And the torture she inflicted on her slaves
她对黑奴施加的折磨依然萦绕于此
would spawn 179 years of hauntings.
这屋主不是《变脸》的男主角吗
Wasn't this house owned by the guy in Face Off?
由尼古拉斯·凯奇和约翰·特拉沃塔出演
没错影星尼古拉斯·凯奇是前任屋主
Correct, the actor Nicolas Cage was a previous owner.
拉劳里夫人以奢华无度而臭名昭著
Madame LaLaurie was infamous for her vanity.
为了防止容颜老去
She fought the rigors of age with a sacrament
她使用产自欧洲的名贵香膏
of expensive creams from Europe
以及其它更稀有的东西
and something else far more exotic.
快要用完了再去弄点来
Oh, I'm running out. We gonna have to get some more.
不
No!
-求你别逼我去 -你以为我乐意这样吗
- Please don't make me. - You think I want to do this?!
要怪就怪你♥爸♥和他那个娇美如花的小荡♥妇♥
You can blame your father and his fresh-faced whore.
不然你就等着你的遗产
Unless you'd like to split your inheritance
被那些多到数不过来的黑鬼野种给瓜分了吧
with an endless parade of colored bastards.
拉劳里夫人保持美貌的秘方
The secret ingredient to the Madame's beauty ritual
就是一种由人类胰脏制成的药膏
was a poultice made from human pancreas.
这里就是臭名昭著的恐怖之屋
This is the infamous chamber of horrors.
请不要开闪光灯拍照
No flash photography, please.
拉劳里夫人就是在这间阁楼里
The attic where Madame LaLaurie
对她的奴隶进行了惨无人道的折磨
inflicted heinous torture upon her slaves.
同样她也是在这里一命呜呼的
And where she ultimately met her own demise.
从我的地盘上滚出去
Get off my property!
我听说你需要我的帮助
I've heard that you are in need of my services.
一个黑鬼能帮我什么
What could a Negress have that I would ever want?
我叫玛丽·拉文
Mon pele Marie Laveau.
我可以治好你丈夫的病
I have the cure for your husband's affliction.
治好他对年轻女子的迷恋
His compulsion for young ladies.
再口出狂言小心我抽你
I'll have you flogged for your insolence!
这是一味爱情剂
A love potion
能保你丈夫忠贞不渝
to ensure fidelity.
这剂药要是真如你说得这么灵
If the potion entrances as you promise,
我保你下半辈子衣食无忧
your future's assured.
敬我们的美好未来
To our future together.
敬我们
Salut.
尝起来像金银花
It's like honeysuckle.
感觉不错
Ooh, yes.
不
Oh, non.
上帝啊
Oh, God!
你给我...
What did...?
把它
Get it...
把它从我体内弄出去
get it out of me.
拉劳里夫人有所不知她残忍♥折磨的一名奴隶
Unbeknownst to Madame LaLaurie, a slave she had brutally mutilated
是玛丽·拉文的爱人
was Marie Laveau's lover,
她是来复仇的
and she came to exact her revenge.
亲爱的她对你做了什么
Mon Cher, what has she done to you?
那是一味伸张正义的药
The potion inflicted its cruel justice,
拉劳里夫人也完全是咎由自取
and she got what she richly deserved.
但她的尸体至今下落不明
But her body was never found.
直到今天依然没有人知道
To this day, no one knows
拉劳里夫人的安息之地
the final resting place of Madame LaLaurie.
你听到了什么
What do you hear?
女主人的声音
The lady of the house.
一定一定要是他
Please. Please let it be him, please.
该死的是你混♥蛋♥
It should have been you, asshole!
走廊尽头左手边第二间房♥
It's the second door on your left down the hall.
箱子一定要竖着堆起来
Make sure you stack 'em vertically.
我是这些女孩的负责人
I'm responsible for those girls.
万一出了什么事呢
What if something had happened?
-没出事啊 -佐伊·班森人呢
- Well, nothing did. - Where's Zoe Benson?
我怎么知道
How would I know that?
我的出租车来了
Oh, that's my taxi.
拿着亲爱的
Here, darling.
上面的人完事后记得给多点小费
Make sure you tip them generously when they're done.
你去哪儿
Where are you going?
去外头别等我了
Out. Don't wait up.
我在想等你走后要不要给门锁施咒
I have half a mind to enchant the locks after you leave.
别逼我给你难堪
Don't make me drop a house on you.
堤岸崩溃之时
When the levees broke,
也是新奥尔良面临考验的时刻
the people of New Orleans were tested.
有人因为坚持信仰而留下
Those who stayed, stayed for a reason.
与之相随的还有使命感和社区的温暖
With that came a sense of purpose and community.
这是危机留给我们的