年轻一代（2015）

Younger S04E09

Part 2 Sept. 27, 2020, 10:26 a.m.

You're a tester? You just, like,
你是个测试员? 就是
get to play games all day or what?
每天都能玩游戏还是怎么滴?
I'm an intern, so I do whatever people ask me to do.
我只是个实习生所以基本上别人吩咐我做啥我就得做啥
Anything from coffee to coding.
从倒咖啡到码程序都得干
That's so cool. I love it.
这很酷啊我很喜欢
I honestly feel so lucky.
老实说我觉得自己很幸运
I mean, even if nothing comes of it, I'm here now,
就算这份实习不能给我带来什么至少我现在在这
having the best time.
享受着最美好的时光
Jalapenos? Yes!
你们点的墨西哥辣椒吗? 对!
Mild, hot, loco.
这是微辣辣超辣
Thank you.
谢谢你
I'm actually a jalapeno virgin.
其实这是我第一次吃墨西哥辣椒
Really? Mmhmm.
真的吗? 嗯
All right, go easy on these.
那你悠着点
They're not messing around here.
它们的辣度真不是开玩笑的
Okay, I'm going in. That's the mild one.
好了我要吃了这是微辣
Eh?
怎么样?
Nothing. Nothing?
没感觉没感觉?
Nothing. All right.
没感觉好吧
Climbing up?
开始觉得辣了?
Not too bad. It's getting there, though.
还行但是慢慢感到辣了吧
I see it.
我看出来了
Okay, I'm going in. Wait, wait.
好了我要尝超辣的了慢着慢着
Be careful. That is loco.
小心点这可是超辣
You sure about this? I'm ready.
你确定要吃? 我准备好了
Be careful.
小心点
Oh, my God.
天啊
Are you okay?
你还好吧?
Oh, my God. That is the hottest thing
天啊这是我吃过的
I've ever eaten.
最辣的东西了
My mouth is on fire. Sorry.
我嘴巴像着火了一样真不好意思
Wait! Hey!
哎! 慢着!
I think we just popped your jalapeno.
我想我刚刚拿走了你的墨西哥辣椒第一次
Mm, your lips are spicy.
你的嘴唇辣辣的
Should we stop? No.
要停下来吗? 当然不
I kinda like it.
我还挺喜欢的
You okay? Mmhmm.
你还好吗? 嗯
Yeah?
确定?
Are you okay? Ooh.
你怎么样? 哇
Yeah, I am just dandy.
我觉得能上天了
Aah...
啊...
What's wrong? Ohh... aah...
怎么了? 啊... 啊...
Oh, it's like burning. What is?
啊火♥辣♥辣地疼什么东西疼?
Ohh, my dick. Ohh!
啊小乔什啊!
Ohh! My dick is on fire!
啊! 我的鸡鸡像着火了一样!
Aah! Why?
啊! 怎么了?
The peppers! The jalapenos!
因为那些辣椒! 墨西哥辣椒!
Oh, my God, the pepper!
卧♥槽♥ 那些辣椒!
Your hands were all over the peppers!
你两只手都摸过那些辣椒!
Shoot! What are you doing?
糟糕! 你在做什么?
Ah, I'm swaddling. Uh...
啊我把它包起来呃...
Oh, my God, it's getting worse.
卧♥槽♥ 越来越疼了
It's getting worse. I'm gonna jump in the shower.
越来越疼了我得去洗个澡冲冲
No! No! No! Why?
别! 别! 别! 为什么?
Water spreads the oils. Don't do that.
水会把辣油搞到全身都是别去
What are you looking up right now?
你刚在查什么?
Jalapeno dick? What?
辣椒小鸡鸡? 什么?
There are a lot of entries, so we should feel
我搜到了很多结果所以我们应该会
a little better about that, right?
觉得没那么惨对吧?
I think I'm gonna have to go to the hospital.
我觉得我得去医院
Yogurt.
酸奶
We need yogurt. What?
我们需要酸奶什么鬼?
Yogurt! Yo... Yes! Right there!
酸奶! 酸... 没错! 就在那!
They all say "Kelsey." Just grab the yogurt.
上面都写了"凯尔西" 快拿来吧
Come on! Okay.
快点! 好
What's it say to do? Uh, saturate it.
网上说要干嘛? 泡进去
Tots to tip. Jesus. Oh, jeez.
整根啊卧♥槽♥ 卧♥槽♥
That'll do it.
这应该能缓解
Oh, my God, it's so much better.
天啊舒服多了
I am so sorry. It's okay.
真的很对不起没关系
It's okay.
没关系
Ohh. I bet this is the...
啊我想这应该是...
best first date you've ever had, huh?
你最棒的初次约会吧?
Oh, by far.
迄今为止是的
It still looks a bit angry.
看起来还是有点红肿
Angry? Well, defeated and blotchy.
红肿? 嗯有红斑
Hey. Oh! Sorry.
早啊啊! 对不起
Oh, no, we weren't... No, no, no.
不我们不是在... 不不不
Sorry. It's none of my business.
不好意思不关我的事
Wait, wait.
慢着慢着
Did you eat all my yogurt?
你把我的酸奶都喝光了?
Uh... I can honestly say I did not eat your yogurt.
呃... 老实说我没喝你的酸奶
I'm so sorry. It was me.
真不好意思是我喝光的
Weird Irish girl with the dairy cravings.
我是个狂爱牛奶制品的爱尔兰怪女孩
I'll replace it. Oh, that's okay.
我再给你买♥♥一盒哦没事
Um, I talked to Liza and she is totally on board
我和莉萨聊了她完全赞成
with everything. Wait, so I have a book deal?
等等所以我要出书了?
Yeah. Wow!
没错哇哦!
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
我的天啦太棒了
The ten grand thing? Yeah.
一万订金的事? 对
I thought you were joking. Thanks, Kels.
我认为你在开玩笑谢谢凯儿
So what's the next step? Why don't you come
所以下一步怎么做? 为什么你不来参加
to the company picnic? You can meet everyone
公♥司♥野餐呢? 你能见到所有人
and shake Charles' hand, button up the deal.
还能和查尔斯握手把握住这个交易
You've met Charles, right? Uh, a couple times.
你见过查尔斯了对吗? 见了几次
Yeah. A picnic sounds fun.
没错野餐听起来挺有趣的
I don't know. No, it's really not that bad.
我不知道不真的没那么糟糕
There's food and drinks and when people
有吃有喝当大家喝的晕晕乎乎的时候
get nice and toasty, there's a potato sack race.
就会有土豆麻袋赛跑
Ahh. Drunk people in potato sacks.
啊喝醉的人装在土豆麻袋里
Well, we have to go.
那么我们一定得去了
I'll text you the address. Come!
我会发给你地址来吧!
Maybe.
也许
You don't want to go.
你不想去
Nope. Not a picnic guy?
不不喜欢野餐?
No, it's...
不 ...
not that, I...
不是那样的我...
when I was dating Liza, I caught her kissing Charles.
当我和莉萨约会时我逮到她和查尔斯接吻
Her boss, the one that Kelsey wants me to...
她的老板那个凯尔西想让我去...
"Shake hands with."
"和他握手"的人
God, I'm so sorry. That's horrible.
天啊对不起太可怕了
What's worse was...
更可怕的是...
I was about to propose.
我当时是准备求婚的
Oh, you were gonna marry Liza?
你是要娶莉萨的?
Past tense.
过去式
Past tense. Okay.
过去式好吧
Well, I think if you're ever really gonna move on...
那么我觉得如果那你真的已经翻篇了...
Mmhmm? Go to the picnic,
嗯哼? 去野餐
prove that you're the bigger man,
证明你是个大度的男人
and get that $10,000 from his company.
然后从他的公♥司♥拿走一万美金
Yeah. Yeah.
对对
You're kinda smart, you know that?
你还挺聪明的你觉得吗
I do.
我知道
Ow. Oh...
噢哦...
Yeah, not yet.
还没到时候
Just gonna wait here.
先等等
So the watermelon-eating contest will be followed
吃西瓜比赛之后就是
by the tug-of-war which you will referee.
你将担任裁判的拔河比赛
Ooh, great. When's the sack race?
棒那麻袋赛跑是什么时候?
Potato sack race.
土豆麻袋赛跑