最后一个男人（2015）

The Last Man On Earth S04E12

Part 3 Dec. 1, 2020, 4:59 p.m.

I'm on board.
我赞成
Thanks, G Spot.
谢谢 G点
G Spot?
G点
Tandy Miller, do you know
坦迪·米勒你知道
they used to call me that in high school?
高中的时候大家都这么叫我吗
What? Two years ago?
什么那是两年前吗
Now, you're gonna make me blush.
你都要让我脸红了
Hey, where you going with that cooler, hon?
你拿那个冷藏盒去哪里
Gail, you know exactly where I'm going.
盖尔你明知故问
So, if you want to give me any crap, just save it.
如果你想跟我鬼扯什么那就省省吧
Melissa?
梅丽莎
What?
干什么
Go to him.
去找他吧
G Spot, you want to do one?
G点你想来玩一个吗
Duh. Well, get in here, girl.
好啊那就来吧
No. I'm being serious.
不我是认真的
Blue raspberry's not a real flavor.
蓝莓不是真正的口味
The Pop-Tart people just made it up.
是做馅饼的人编造出来的
Scored you some new comic books.
给你找了本新漫画书
Thanks.
谢谢
So, I have to tell you something.
我有件事得跟你说
The others found out I know.
其他人知道我知道了
What?
什么
There was this really big emergency,
家里有非常紧急的事
and this guy was trying to eat us,
有个人想吃了我们
and then Tandy exploded him.
然后坦迪把他炸了
There was blood and guts everywhere.
血肉横飞啊
Really gross. You would have loved it.
特别恶心你看了肯定喜欢
Anyway, I had to tell them,
总之我不得不告诉他们
so they're all really mad at me.
所以他们都很生我的气
Because they just really miss you.
因为他们真的很想你
Especially Todd.
尤其是陶德
But I won't tell them.
但我不会告诉他们
I won't tell them where you are if you don't want me to. Okay?
你不让我告诉他们我是绝对不会说的
Just keep bringing you Pop-Tarts.
我会一直给你带馅饼来
Such a healthy diet.
多么健康的饮食
Come in.
请进
What are you all dressed up for?
你这盛装打扮是干什么
I have a date. Oh, yeah?
我有约会是吗
What are you getting your bad self into?
你要干什么坏事
I'm having a drink...
我要跟我丈母娘
with my mother-in-law.
一起喝一杯
What do you say, G Spot?
你觉得如何 G点
Well, hooty!
好极了
Yeah, let's do it!
走吧
Really? Yeah.
真的吗当然
What the hell, Todd? Look, I can explain.
你搞什么陶德你听我解释
There he is. You want to talk to him so bad, go talk to him.
他就在那边你这么想跟他说话那就去
No, I... I shouldn't. Then why did you come here?
不我不该来的那你为什么来
Look, I wanted to talk to him, okay?
我是很想跟他说话好吗
But then I saw you with him,
但后来我看到你跟他在一起
and I realized he doesn't trust me
我意识到他不像信任你一样
like he trusts you.
信任我
All I do is freak him out.
我就只会吓到他
And you...
而你
you're really good with him.
你跟他真的很合得来
What? It's just funny, you know.
什么就是觉得有意思
I want to be a dad so bad,
我那么想当爸爸
but I just keep chunking it.
但却一直搞砸
You... you hate the idea of being a mom, but you're...
你不想当妈妈但你却...
Todd. I'm just saying.
陶德我就随口说说
Well, don't. All right.
不要说好吧
Look, don't worry. I've given up on being a dad.
你放心我已经放弃当爸爸这个念头了
You have?
真的吗
Yeah, it's just not in the cards, you know.
反正不可能了
I can still be an uncle.
不过我还是能当叔叔
You know, uncle's not bad.
当叔叔也不错
There are some perks.
有它的优点
You know? All the good stuff, none of the responsibilities.
不用承担责任还有好处
And that's enough for you?
这对你来说足够了吗
I guess it's gonna have to be.
只能如此了
Come on, let's go.
我们走吧
You want another shot?
还想来一次吗
Hit me.
来吧
Oh, boy! Yeah, that's fantastic!
天啊真是太棒了
G Spot represent!
G点万岁
**Gary, Indiana*
*加里印第安纳
**Gary, Indiana*
*加里印第安纳
**Gary, Indiana*
*加里印第安纳
Hey, you know what?
你知道吗
I'm having a really nice time with you.
我跟你在一起玩真的很开心
Tandy, what's wrong?
坦迪怎么了
That just means a lot
听你这么说
to hear you say that.
对我意义重大
It's no secret. You and I have
这不是秘密你跟我
gone through some rough patches with our relationship.
经历了很多坎坷
But it feels like we're in a really good place right now,
但我觉得我们现在关系真的很好
and that's important to me, you know?
这对我很重要知道吗
Why do you care so much what I think?
你为什么这么在乎我的看法
Guess I'm just not used to getting praise.
可能是因为我不习惯被表扬
You know, growing up, my brother always got all the attention.
从小到大我哥哥总是得到所有关注
He was a real overachiever.
他真的很厉害
My parents just ate it up.
我父母就只关注他了
It's like I wasn't even there.
就好像我根本不存在
So that's why, at the funeral,
所以在葬礼上
when you told me I did good,
你说我很棒的时候
oh, man, it just made me feel like...
让我感觉...
Like I finally made the fridge, you know?
感觉我终于有所成就了
You've come a long way since Tucson.
图森之后你成长了很多
And you know what?
知道吗
I bet, if your parents were still alive,
我敢打赌如果你父母还在世
they'd be just as proud of you as I am.
他们肯定会跟我一样为你骄傲
Your friendship means a lot to me.
你的友情对我很重要
Oh, come on.
拜托
Who are we kidding? Friends?
开什么玩笑朋友
Oh, after all we've been through,
我们一起经历了那么多
we're way more than just friends.
我们可不仅仅是朋友
You get me?
懂吗
Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
懂懂
Um, you know, I... I, uh...
那个我...
I should, uh, probably get back to my wife Carol.
我应该回去找我妻子卡萝尔了
You don't want a little more wine?
你不想再喝点红酒吗
Mm, I don't think that'd be a good idea.
我觉得还是算了吧
I'm thoroughly positive
我很确定
that Bezequille's birthmark is growing,
巴泽葵尔的胎记在长大
but the Pilbasians always go
但菲尔贝森家的人
through a birthmark growth phase.
都会经历胎记生长阶段
Waxing during the baby phase,
婴儿时期变大
and then waning as toddlers,
蹒跚学步时就变小
and then really kicking into high gear during puberty.
青春期的时候完全消失
I see.
知道了
Oh, Tandy.
坦迪
I was having the most interesting chat with Gail.
我刚才跟盖尔说了很有趣的话题
And, uh, let me guess.
我来猜猜
Did it happen to include
是不是说到
how your mother wants to have sex with me?
你妈怎么想跟我做♥爱♥了
Oh, Lord. What?
苍天什么
I should've seen it coming, Carol.
我早就该想到的卡萝尔
I mean, that whole put-on at the funeral was all
葬礼上她演的那一出
just a long con to get at my dong.
只是为了得到我