绅士们（2024）

1802年 多塞特庄园由第♥四♥代♥巴辛顿勋爵
Dorset Hall was bought by the fourth Lord Bassington in 1802
以三千英镑的高价买♥♥下
for the princely sum of £3,000.
第八代巴辛顿勋爵依然居住在此
The eighth Lord Bassington still resides here.
正因他的大度允许 我们今天才能来参观这里
It's only with his kind permission that we're able to visit today.
那么 跟我来吧
So... follow me.
这个府邸以大量的古董收藏而闻名
The house is famed for its extensive collection of antiquities,
拜伦勋爵曾打趣说
which led Lord Byron to quip
相比之下 大英博物馆就像一家小摆设店而已
that it made the British Museum look like a knickknack shop.
最值得一看的包括
Highlights include
可以追溯到拜占庭时代的 无价象牙棋子收藏品
the priceless collection of ivory chess pieces that date back to the Byzantine era,
古埃及石棺 还有...
an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, and--
土著部落瓦卡瓦卡的神圣头饰
And the, uh, sacred headdress of the Aboriginal tribe known as the Waka Waka.
走开
Clear off!
我家不欢迎臭虫
I'll have no lizards in my house!
听到了吗
You hear me?
他妈的不欢迎臭虫
No fucking lizards...
（第八代巴辛顿勋爵 1944年至2024年）
《绅士们》
（盖·里奇制♥作♥）
第四集 剧名：《一个没有同情心的绅士》
你知道怎么回事么 吉米斯
You know what it is, James?
我很生气 我跟你说说 最让我生气的是什么
I'm angry. I'll tell you what really champs my giblets.
对他们来说 我应该是有用的人 他们应该多用用我 我很聪明
I should be an asset to them. They should want me around. I'm smart.
我是个聪明人 我有本事
I'm a smart guy. I've got grades. It's...
我真是没想到
It blows my mind, man.
我搞砸了一次 也许是两三次吧
I screw up one time... maybe a couple, two, three times,
突然间 我就成了不受欢迎之人 没人想用我 没人理会我
all of a sudden, I'm persona non gratis, not wanted, en voyage.
太荒唐了
It's... it's insane.
这种事太荒谬了 吉米斯
It's ridiculous, is what it is, James.
弗雷迪
Freddy?
放松点 兄弟
Just chill out, man.
也许我不想放松 吉米斯
Maybe I don't wanna chill out, James.
也许我得离开这里 你说呢 你和我两个人
Maybe... maybe I need to get out of here. What do you say? You and me.
弗雷迪 不行 老兄 我得去见一个人
Freddy. I can't, bruv. I've gotta meet someone.
或者说去做某事 某件特别的事情
Or more like something. Something special.
你猜怎么着
You know what?
哇 你这是干什么
Oh, whoa! What are you doing?
弗雷迪 我就待这儿不走了
Freddy! I'm staying right here.
冲吧
Oorah!
弗雷迪
Freddy!
为提高生产率 我们的计划之一
As part of a general push to increase productivity,
是决定在你的庄园扩张运作范围
we've decided to expand our operation on your estate.
新的大♥麻♥农场会设在地下
The new weed farm would be underground,
但我们打算用马厩作为入口 而且在那里储存发电机
but we'd be using the stables for access and somewhere to keep the gennies.
不行 苏茜 门儿都没有
No, Susie. It's not happening.
我们同意搬出去的前提是你会帮我们赚更多的钱
We agreed to move out on the proviso that you'd help us make more money.
所以在等待你给我们提供新商业计划的详情前
So while we await a detailed breakdown of your new business plan,
我只是加速运作而已
I am simply cracking on.
换个地方做 在你的众多据点里选一个
Do it somewhere else. Do it on one of your many other holdings.
我在自己手中的其他地盘里干什么
What I do with other properties in my portfolio
不是你该担心的事
isn't something you should worry about.
我担心的是我们已经商量好你们的退出日程
What I'm worried about is the fact that we agreed a timeline for your exit,
结果现在你又说要在我的庄园里扩张运营规模
and now you're talking about expanding your operation on my estate.
弗雷迪去钓鱼了
Freddy's gone fishing.
好极了 保持联♥系♥吧
Great. Stay in touch.
马厩可不行 亲爱的
Not the stables, darling.
它们可是有重要历史意义的
They're of significant historical importance.
妈妈 安妮·博林拜访亨利八世时
Mother, Anne Boleyn didn't change her horses there
并没在中途在那里换过马
on her way to visit Henry VIII.
那些马厩建起来时 她已经是死了三百年的无头尸了
By the time they were built, she'd been a headless corpse for 300 years.
或许是之后翻修过
Well, they may have been updated.
无所谓
It doesn't matter.
反正我不会让他们在这里继续扩张
I'm not gonna let them expand their operation on the grounds.
你想让我跟苏茜·格拉斯谈谈吗
Would you like me to have a word with Susie Glass?
你知道我在有必要的时候也可以很有说服力
You know I can be quite persuasive when I need to be.
不用 我不希望你跟这些人扯上关系
No, Mother. I don't want you getting involved with these people.
我已经看到这对弗雷迪的影响了
I've seen the effect it's had on Freddy.
对 你越早摆脱他们越好
Yes, and the sooner you get rid of them, the better.
我只需要想个办法让他们赚更多的钱
I just need to figure out a way of making them more money
少惹一点麻烦
with a little less fuss.
好了 来吧
Now, come on.
一场感人的葬礼 最能让人客观地看待问题
Nothing like a good funeral to put things in perspective.
你们心里不要忧愁
Let not your hearts be troubled.
你们信神 也当信我
Believe in God, believe also in me.
在我天父的家里有许多住处
In my Father's house are many rooms.
如果没有 我怎么会告诉你们说
If it were not so, I would have told you.
我去是要为你们预备地方呢
I go to prepare a place for you.
我若去为你们预备了地方...
And if I go and prepare a place for you...
那个小窗口是怎么回事
What's with the window?
是他在遗嘱里写的
Oh, it was in his will.
据说他想被竖着埋起来
Apparently, he wanted to be buried standing up,
棺材露出地面 以便他看到房♥子
sticking out of the ground, so he could have a view of the house.
还真有点让人不舒服
Well, that's unpleasant.
那位是他的儿子 麦克斯
Oh, that's the son there, Max.
他是弗雷迪在杜伦大学表演系的密友之一
He was one of Freddy's acting chums from Durham.
如果你觉得自己见过他
If you think you've seen him before,
那是因为他为洗发水做过一个处处可见的广♥告♥
he did an advert for shampoo that was everywhere.
若不借着我 没有人能到天父那里去
No man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
你们若认识我
If ye had known me,
也就认识我的天父...
ye should have known my Father...
他会继承全部的遗产吧
He's going to inherit the entire estate,correct?
是的
Yes.
房♥产 债务 经济负担
The house, the debts, the financial burden.
你们两个在这方面倒是有不少共同点
You two have a lot in common in that respect.
你好啊 罗茜
Hello, Rosie.
你的肚子怎么样了
How's your tummy?
我的肚子挺好的 谢谢你关心
My tummy's fine. Thank you for asking.
你应该更谨慎一点
You ought to be more careful.
下次我可能就没法帮你了
I might not be around to help you next time.
但愿不会有下次了
Hopefully, there won't be a next time.
你的美国朋友还好吗
How's your American friend?
你不会是嫉妒了吧
You're not jealous, are you?
也许是有点保护欲
A little protective, perhaps.
你还真是贴心呢
Well, that's very sweet of you.
但我能照顾好自己 你知道的
But I can look after myself. You know?
我相信你可以的
Oh, I'm sure you can.
但换作我 会提防约翰斯顿先生
But I'd be wary of Mr. Johnston.
浮夸的外表下 他可是一个你不想牵扯上的男人
Behind the air of pomposity, there's a man you don't wanna fuck with.
只有你这么想 爱迪
Speak for yourself, Eddie.
你跟那位儿子熟吗
How well do you know the son?
噢 麦克斯
Oh, Max?
他还挺不错的
He's rather lovely.
是那种典型的苦苦挣扎的艺术家
He's your classic struggling artist.
急切地想被人挖掘
Just a little too desperate to be discovered.
自从父亲死后 他就像一只断了翅膀的鸟
Ever since his father died, he's been like a bird with a broken wing.
帮我介绍一下吧
Would you introduce me?
你心里有鬼 爱迪
You're up to something, Eddie.
怎么可能
Never.
我记得弗雷迪 我在杜伦时 他比我大一届
I remember Freddy. The year above me at Durham.
他演德米特里乌斯演得太好了
He was a bloody good Demetrius.
《仲夏夜之梦》我演吕山德
Midsummer Night's Dream. I was Lysander.
他应该坚持下去的 说真的 他本可以进皇家戏剧艺术学院
He should have stuck at it. Seriously, he could've walked into RADA.
弗雷迪有不少天赋 但坚持到底不在其中
Oh, Freddy has many talents, but sticking isn't one of them.
我听说你最近接了不少工作
I heard you've been getting a lot of work.
还算不错吧
Oh, I can't complain.
表演和任何伟大的艺术形式一样
Acting is like any great art form.
它让我们的二元身份矛盾交融
It's the paradoxical reconciliation of our dualistic identities
以识别隐藏在邪恶中的讽刺之美
to recognize ironic beauty concealed within the malign.
不过天知道 这世上还有更简单的谋生方式
Though there's easier ways of making a living, God knows.
亲爱的麦克斯 我感同身受
Max, darling, you have my sympathies.
但现在我得去解救一下我母亲
Now I must go and rescue my mother.
我想表达一下哀悼 我最近也失去了自己的父亲
I wanted to offer my condolences. I recently lost my own father.