生活新方向（2022）

Pivoting S01E09

Part 3 March 14, 2022, 9:44 a.m.

Oh, my God.
如果亨利看到了他肯定超性奋的
If Henry heard me right now, he'd be so turned on.
真是太母性了
That was so maternal.
不我们必须把公匙贝壳边的手柄
No, we have to show the ugly scalloped handle
展示出来不然投资商就不干了
of the serving spoon, or we're gonna lose our sponsors.
多娜多娜
Donna. Donna.
你为什么要靠近电♥话♥磨指甲
Do you have to file your nails so close to the phone?
还有我们的夏日沙拉秀
Oh, also, we are $400 over budget
超过预算400美元了
on the summer salad show.
他们还从来都不吃生菜
They're not even actually eating the lettuce.
我给你说新的生菜
You know what? New lettuce is just --
对我们来说太奢侈了多娜
it's a luxury we can't afford, Donna.
抱歉我还要打一会电♥话♥
Sorry. I'm gonna be a little while.
不不你继续忙
No, no, no. Do your thing.
我把灯关了就行
I'm just gonna turn the light off.
你开玩笑的吧
Are you kidding me?
-亨利起来 -我没睡
- Henry, wake up. - I'm not asleep.
我只是把头放在枕头上
I just put my head down on the pillow.
你真是难以置信
I can't believe you right now.
我是一名有工作的女性还是老板
I am a working woman. I am a boss.
不知怎么回事
And somehow that's just --
这样的我已经不再吸引你了吗
that's just not attractive to you anymore?
难道我就是什么你不得不同床共枕
I mean, I-I'm just some disgusting career pig
令人恶心的职业女性吗
you have to sleep next to?
你在干什么请停下
What are you doing? P-Please stop.
我我只是想睡觉而已
I just -- I just want to go to sleep.
-我的天 -不是吧
- Oh, my God. - Oh, no.
亨利你不喜欢曾经的艾米吗
Henry, are you not attracted to the old Amy?
-你到底到底有没有爱过我 -什么
- Did you -- Did you ever love me? - What?
要是曾经的我坐在这里在同意书上签字
If I were sitting here, just signing permission slips
或是烘培一个苹果派你肯定会对我爱不释手
or baking an apple pie, you'd be all over me.
如果你在这里烘培一个苹果派
If you were baking an apple pie in here,
我会有很多电路问题想问你
I'd have a lot of electrical questions.
你为什么就不承认你其实暗地里
Why can't you just admit that you were secretly
希望我变成其他人
waiting for me to turn into someone I'm not
然后你就可以爱上我了
so you could fall in love with me?
因为我告诉你你现在看我的眼神
Because I'll tell you what -- the way you look at me now,
你该看看你眼睛发光的样子
you should see your eyes light up.
太恶心了
It's disgusting.
亲爱的我没有等你变成其他人
Honey, I'm not waiting for you to become anyone else.
我爱曾经的艾米
I love the old Amy.
那是我跟她和这一切步入婚姻的原因
That's why I married her and...all of that.
-不要 -那为什么你不想跟我做♥爱♥
- No! - Then why don't you want to have sex with me?
我现在没有那心情
I'm not in the mood for sex
因为我今天炒了一个人鱿鱼
'cause I had to fire a guy today.
什
Wh--
等等
Hang on a second.
什么意思我不知道你还要炒人鱿鱼
What do you mean? I didn't know you fire people.
-你要开除员工吗 -对
- You fire people? - Yeah.
我又不会炫耀这种事情
It's not something you brag about.
不对不不这其实是
No, yeah, no, no. No, it actually is.
你可能会潜在像是
I mean, you could potentially just, like,
毁了一个人的人生
ruin someone's life.
那是件好事吗
And that's good?
我不知道你还有黑暗的一面
I did not know that you had this side to you.
这就像是
This is like, so...
太有男人味了太有力量了
This is so manly. This is so powerful.
告诉我所有细节
Tell me -- Tell me everything.
好吧我经常开除员工
Well, I-I fire people all the time.
过程是什么首先要做些什么
How does that work? Like, what goes down?
比如说你会把他们叫进办公室然后说
Do you, like, call them into your office and you're like,
"嘿坐下"
"Hey, sit down,"
还是你要锤桌子一拳
or do you just, like, slam your fist down on the table
然后说 "滚出去"
and you're like, "Get out"?
我...都会
Um, I -- both.
所以你不喜欢过去的亨利
So you don't like the old Henry?
你你喜欢一个喜欢开除员工的强势男人
You, uh -- You want a tough guy who fires people.
我还会缩短员工的假期
I also cut people's vacation days.
我的天你当然会
Oh, my God. Yes, you do!
我还拒绝了一个人的工人津贴
And I denied a guy's workman's comp.
-他还是个单身父亲 -我的天
- He's a single dad. - Oh, my God!
我们是不是该挂多娜的电♥话♥了
Should we hang up with Donna?
多娜你还在吗亲爱的
Donna, you still with us, honey?
等等
Wait.
我需要这个
I need this.
不行我需要它
I can't. I need it.
今天早些时候也有个男人
You know, this happened earlier with a guy
对威士忌产生了同样苦恼
and a bottle of whiskey?
那个比较阴暗
It was a little darker.
我很需要这个礼品卡
I really need this gift card
这样我就能去杰西工具店买♥♥点胶枪
so I can go to Jessicrafts, buy some glue guns,
等到换班把东西退了换现金
wait for the shift change, and return them for cash.
你干嘛需要现金
Why do you need cash so bad?
-买♥♥东西 -男友的东西
- Things. - Ah, boyfriend things.
我不喜欢你看不起我
Don't care for the judgement.
对有部分是
Yes, that's part of it.
不行这样
I can't.
丹开始问东问西了
Dan's starting to ask questions.
他觉得冷冻室放的肉
Like, he doesn't think the freezer has
没到200美元这么多所以...
$200 worth of meat in it, so...
我要另寻他法
I'm gonna have to find another way.
关于你的一切
You know, everything about you
都像罪案剧《日界线》的前20分钟
is the first 20 minutes of a "Dateline."
至少我没有出♥卖♥♥♥自己的脚趾换钱
Well, at least I'm not pimping out my toes to strangers.
你提醒我了
Oh, that reminds me.
告诉我你怎么想
Tell me what you think.
卡罗尔沙发床的材质
Now, should I get heavy cotton or suede
我该买♥♥长绒棉还是山羊皮
for my new Carol Convertible?
山羊皮你是名媛吗
Suede? Who are you?
我从这些变♥态♥恋足癖身上赚的盆满钵满
I am making a pretty penny off all these foot freaks,
尤其是出手阔绰的阿里13
especially this big spender Ari 13.
你在这个网站赚到的钱都足够
You're making enough money off of this site
买♥♥一张高级材质的沙发了吗
to order a couch in a premium material?
还有搭配的桶背椅
And matching barrel chairs!
-我超爱桶背椅 -我知道我要买♥♥亚麻布的
- I love barrel chairs! - I know! I'm getting them in linen.
亚麻布
Linen?!
那甚至都不是同一系列的
That's not even in the same catalog!
妈
Mom!
你是在拿我的钱吗
Were you taking my money?
没有
No!
但我打算给你上一课
But I was gonna teach you a lesson
不能把包随便放别人有可能偷你东西
about leaving your bag out where anyone could steal from you.
我没生气
I'm not upset.
我只是非常失望
I'm just deeply disappointed.
莎拉我需要钱所以...
Sarah, I need money, so...
我该怎么设置真命天子的网页
how do I set up an OnlyThrills page?
别取笑我我是个悲惨的人
And don't make fun of me. I'm a tragic character.
看看
Check it out.
这是为你的足视频准备的吗
Is this for your foot video?
为我们的足视频
For our foot video.
我做了点调查
I did a little bit of research,
我发现两个姑娘的足视频
and I discovered that girl-on-girl foot-on-foot videos
能赚两倍的钱
make twice the money.
大概能买♥♥三个亚麻布桶背椅
Like, three linen barrel chairs' worth.
-真的吗 -对我还发现
- Really? - Yes! Oh, and I also discovered
这些变♥态♥特别喜欢用脚踩烂水果
that guys have a real thing for feet smushing fruit.
所以如果我们拍用脚趾头踩烂
So if we can get the bananas to squish up
香蕉的视频赚翻了
through our toes, jackpot.
懂了来吧
Got it. Well, let's do it.
-准备好了吗 -来吧
- Yeah? - Okay.
乔迪你真是个天才来吧