生活新方向（2022）

你应该去试试绑♥架♥
You should get into kidnapping.
好了 说说她是怎么说我的
So, tell me something she said about me.
她非常为你感到骄傲
I mean, she was just really proud of you.
你有份意义重大的工作 救死扶伤
You had such an important job, saving people.
整天摸那些恶心的人体器官和黏液
Touching all those gross body parts, all those fluids.
就这些吗
That's it?
她觉得你穿手术衣很好看
Well, she thought you looked great in scrubs.
她觉得你是个超级英雄
She thought you were a superhero, you know?
莎拉侠
Sarah Man.
她很骄傲你成了一名医生
She was really proud of you being a doctor.
好了 我现在去给货物装袋了
Okay, well, I'm gonna go bag groceries now.
你生气了吗 你听起来不开心
Are you mad? I'm picking up a tone.
你告诉我珂琳因为我是一名医生而骄傲
You just told me Coleen was proud of me because I was a doctor,
现在我不是一名医生了 所以我很受伤
and now I'm not a doctor anymore, so my feelings are hurt.
对 对不起
I'm -- I'm sorry.
她还对我的其他事情而骄傲吗
Was there anything else she was proud of?
我 我敢肯定还有其它很多事情
I'm -- I'm sure there were a lot of things, I just...
你这样看着我暂时想不起来
can't think of them right now with you look at me like that.
回见 布莱
See you later, Bri.
你是不是忘了什么
I think you forgot something.
莎拉
Sarah!
莎拉
Sarah.
莎拉
Sarah?
-到了 -今天怎么样
- Okay. - Hey, how was your day?
今天 今天非常开心
Oh, it was, um -- My -- My day was wonderful.
每个人对我都很好 真棒
Everyone was very nice and -- Oh, good.
很开心看到你弹吉他
Glad you have your guitar out.
对 只是弹着玩玩
Yeah, just grippin' and riffin'.
好久没玩了
Doing that thang.
对了
So hey, hey, hey.
希金斯先生今天告诉我
So, Mr. Higgins tells me today
孩子们会学我们说话
that our kids repeat everything that we say,
卢克最近在学校的操场里
and Luke has just been dropping bleep-bombs
说了很多脏话
all around the playground.
我很好奇是谁影响的他
Yeah. Wonder where he got that from.
没错 我告诉希金斯回来跟你谈一谈
Yeah, well, I told him I'd have a chat with you.
真好 又把问题甩我头上
Right, you traced the problem back to me.
谢谢
Thank you.
好了 我们不要再责怪对方了好吗
Okay, let's stop pointing fingers at each other, okay?
希金斯才是真正的问题所在
Higgins is the real problem here.
他就是一坨...糖霜蛋糕
He's a real piece of... sheet cake.
糖霜蛋糕 卢克 是一种特别美味的
So sheet cake, Luke, is a wonderful, um,
全世界的教育者们都很喜欢的甜点
dessert enjoyed by educators in all countries.
*你就是我的糖霜蛋糕 宝贝*
*You're my sheet cake, baby*
*你有好多层次*
*You got so many layers*
*你就是我的糖霜蛋糕 宝贝*
*You're my sheet cake, baby*
*你有好多层次*
*You got so many layers*
好吧 我得把我的感受写下来
Alright, I gotta write my feelings down.
卢克 我要借用你的笔记本
Luke, I'm borrowing your notebook.
-还可以再高一点 -你可以
- We could go up on it. - You could.
*你就是我的糖霜蛋糕 宝贝*
*You're my sheet cake, baby*
-*你有好多层次* -希金斯先生真是...
- *you got so many layers * - "Mr. Higgins is a real --"
*你就是我的糖霜蛋糕 没有讨厌你的人*
*You're my sheet cake, baby, you ain't got any haters*
他是这个 是那个 而且他...
And he's that, and he's that, and he's--
曲子自然就流淌出来了
Yeah, that writes itself.
*糖霜蛋糕 宝贝 你有好多层次*
*Sheet cake, baby, you got so many layers*
*你是我的糖霜蛋糕 宝贝 没有人讨厌你*
*You're my sheet cake, baby, you ain't got any haters*
-老天 -*你是我的糖霜蛋糕*
- Oh, God. - *You're my sheet cake*
*糖霜蛋糕*
*Sheet cake*
很棒 非常动听
So, you know, it's great. It's so good.
你知道我在想什么吗
Um, you know what I was thinking?
你的演奏太精彩了 或许我们该留着
Your playing is so delightful that maybe we save it up
作为惊喜 然后办个演奏会
as a surprise and do a recital --
在月底办个演奏会
you do a recital at the end of the month.
-那... -对 那太棒了
- I mean, that's -- - Yeah, that's so nice.
-嗯 -我可能不...
- Yeah. - Yeah. I might not be ar--
我想 我现在看了下日程表
I think, I'm looking through my calendar right now,
我想月底我可能不在
and I don't think I'm around at the end of the month.
-我大概... -*我的宝贝月底不在*
- I'm probably -- - *My baby's not around at the end of the month*
*我的宝贝不在*
*My baby's not around*
谢谢来菲尔兹超♥市♥购物
Thank you for shopping at Fields.
祝你今天愉快
You have a great day.
我一直在给你打电♥话♥
Hey, I've been trying to call you.
你都没接
You're not picking up.
因为我们在吵架 布莱恩
Well, because we're in a fight, Brian.
我们怎么就吵架了
Why are we in a fight?
我生你的气 是因为我生自己的气
I'm mad at you because I'm mad at myself
我辞掉了珂琳最为我骄傲的职业
for quitting the thing that Coleen was most proud of.
而且对你生气比较容易
And it's just easier to be mad at you.
我理解 珂琳以前也是在气自己时
I get it. Coleen used to get mad at me
会对着我生气
when she was mad at herself, too.
我知道
Yeah, I know that.
我记起了她还对你感到骄傲的事
I remembered something she was proud of you for.
太迟了 就...是什么
It's too late. Just -- What?
她很骄傲你能在高中的体测中
She was really proud when you ran that six-minute mile
一英里测试跑进了六分钟
for a high-school fitness test.
她说这是所有人当中跑得最快的
I mean, she said it was the fastest time that anyone did.
我没跑进
I didn't do that.
我作弊了
I cheated.
我这辈子从没作过弊
I've never cheated on anything in my life.
我贿赂了一个女孩 让她给我减掉一分钟
I paid a girl to shave a minute off my time.
我是想让体育老师刮目相看
I was trying to impress our gym teacher.
都怪她美丽的胸部
Darn her beautiful breasts!
现在我又生自己的气了 好吗
Now I'm mad at myself again, okay?
你走吧
So just go.
我忘了 我本来想买♥♥牛奶的
You know, I forgot, I was gonna get some milk,
但我去加油站买♥♥就好了
but I'll just pick some up at the gas station.
姐♥妹♥们♥ 你们能一小时内去高中的操场见我吗
Guys, can you meet me at the high-school track in an hour?
我想在六分钟内跑完一英里
I want to run the mile in under six minutes,
但我不想一个人跑
but I don't want to do it alone,
因为失踪五年的那个姑娘最后一次被人看见
since the girl who's been missing for five years
就是在那个操场
was last seen there.
欢迎来到二年级
-老天 -希金斯先生
- Oh, dear Lord. - Oh, Mr. Higgins.
-你们来早了 -我们要不一会再来
- You're early. - Should we come back?
这感觉是个"稍后再来"的场合
This feels like a "Come back" moment.
不不不 请进 坐吧
No, no, no, no. Please, come in. Have a seat.
我们非常需要谈谈卢克
We really need to talk about Luke.
是要把上衣都脱了谈吗
With our -- with our tops off or...?
别逼我把你们送进校长办公室
Don't make me send you to the principal's office.
为什么 她在做高温瑜珈吗
Why? She doing hot yoga?
我就有话直说了
I'm just gonna get to the point.
卢克在演绎会上朗读了一首诗歌♥
Luke brought in a poem to read for show and tell.
-卢克真棒 -好极了
- How about Luke. - That's great.
"希金斯真是哔哔大惊小怪
"Higgins is a bleeping prude..."
简直太死板
"...whose bleep is clenched so tight,
都能压出钻石来了"
he can make bleeping diamonds."
不押韵的诗歌♥
Non-rhyming poem.
卢克偷了我的笔记本
Luke stole my notebook.
这才是更严重的问题
That is the bigger issue here.
你的W写的有问题
So you also have problems with your W's.
是的 我总是写不好
I do. I-I-I really struggle with that.
听着 希金斯先生
Look, Mr. Higgins,
我想你一定能...看出这件事有多滑稽
I'm sure you can see the -- the humor in all of this.
我希望你也能 还没完
I hope you can, too. There is more.
-嗯 -"亨利在弹吉他
- No. - "Henry is playing the guitar
还做出了那张狗脸
and making that bleeping face,
我真想把他的脸扯下来 塞进他的哔哔里"
and I want to rip it off and shove it up his bleep."
好吧
Okay, you know what?
我觉得可以说"屁[驴]"吧
I think we can say "Ass," alright?
这是种动物 而且如果我没记错