公园与游憩（2009）

Parks and Recreation S06E15

Part 1 Feb. 20, 2024, 9:35 p.m.

好了 Ron 我已经忍♥够了我们讨论下Diane准妈妈派对的计划
Okay, Ron. Enough's enough. Let's talk plans for Diane's baby shower.
苍天啊女人 - 三个主要活动--
Dear God, woman. - Three main activities--
宝宝宾果宝宝食物试吃
baby bingo, baby food tasting,
还有我的个人最爱--宝宝连体衣装饰小站
and my personal favorite-- baby onesie decorating station.
我要把我的打扮得像宇航员
I'm gonna make mine look like an astronaut.
你在那太空里干嘛呢宝宝啊太可爱了好的
What are you doing up there in space, baby? Ah! So cute! Okay.
我有些礼物的点子我看到了一辆非常可爱的婴儿车
I have some gift ideas. I was looking at a very adorable stroller.
我们已经有婴儿车了
We already have a stroller.
哦可恶真的吗
Oh, shoot. Really?
我只能考虑其他东西了
I'm gonna have to think of something else.
哦天啊那是谁的宝宝啊
Oh, my God, whose baby is that?
那就是我的
That would be mine.
伙计们进来啊 Ron有个宝宝了
Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
哦 Ron 挺酷的宝宝 - 谢谢你 Andrew
Oh, Ron, cool baby. - Thank you, Andrew.
所有人我想向你们介绍我的儿子
Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son,
John 中间名划掉 Swanson
John middle name redacted Swanson.
John是一段时间之前出生的体重是几磅多少盎司
John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces.
就像他的父亲一样他是沉默的爱好者
Much like his father, he is a fan of silence.
请你们保持小声
Please keep your voices down.
我怎么能保持小声你都有了孩子
How am I supposed to keep my voice down when you had your baby,
而且你还没告诉我你有了孩子
and you didn't tell me that you had your baby?
你为什么需要知道这种事情 - 我为什么--哦天哪
Why would you need to know something like that? - Why would I-- oh, my God.
我甚至没给Diane准备礼物
I have not even sent Diane a gift.
她就在那游荡
She's just walking around,
疑惑我为什么还没给她送礼物
wondering why I haven't sent her a gift yet.
我们应该做什么吗 - 就让她自己累下来
Should we do something? - Just let her tire herself out.
如果你需要我们帮任何忙 Ron 请告诉我们
If you need anything from us, Ron, please just let us know.
实际上有点事情
Actually there is something.
你们谁能路过宠物商店帮我带点鱼食吗
Could one of you please stop by the pet store and pick up some fish food for me?
你什么时候养的鱼啊
When did you get a fish?
公园
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游憩
公园
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游憩
第6季第15集
第6季第15集
好了青年委员会联合演唱会信息更新 Madison
Okay, youth committee. Update on the unity concert. Madison.
目前为止 12个乐队同意加入
So far, 12 bands have said yes.
而且我们邀请他们所有人为新镇歌♥比赛提交一首歌♥
And we asked them all to submit a song for the new town anthem contest.
我觉得我们应该预订Orin作为头条我觉得不用多想
I think we should book Orin as a headliner. I think it's a no-brainer.
嗯他跟着Billy Joel的音乐让自己的肩膀脱臼
Um, he dislocates his shoulder to the music of Billy Joel.
《Pawnee日报》称之为 "为什么要有人这么做"
The Pawnee Journal called it, "Why would anyone do this?"
别再建议Orin了
Stop suggesting Orin.
Craig 艺术帐篷信息更新呢
Craig, any update on the art tents?
14个本地艺术家登记前来展示作品
14 local artists have signed up to show their work.
本来应该是15个但有一个家伙
It was going to be 15, but then this one guy
Jackson Pollock 作品类似涂鸦的抽象艺术家
自我描述为"类Jackson Pollock的"
described himself as "Jackson Pollock-esque"
我告诉他那就是成人手指画我很讨厌
and I told him that's finger painting for adults and I hate it!
Pawnee-Eagleton合并是艰难的一年
The Pawnee-Eagleton merger has made for a rough year,
不管对于我还是对于这个镇
both for me and for the town.
但如果我能搞定这个联合演唱会
But if I can pull off this unity concert
证明合并是场成功
and prove that this merger was a success,
Pawnee可能会再次忍♥受/无视我了
Pawnee might once again tolerate/ignore me.
我知道听起来很糟糕但对于政♥治♥家来说
I know that sounds bad, but for a politician
这基本上是最佳情况了
it's pretty much the best-case scenario.
嗯你们最好变成一团印泥
Well, you guys might as well be a pile of leaves
因为你们马上就会印象深刻的
because you're about to get blown away.
我约了一个会议就是和那位Grant Larson
I have booked a meeting with none other than Grant Larson.
没人知道那是谁吗 - 呃我知道啊
No one knows who that is? - Um, I do.
"Grant Larson" 又名Elton John
"Grant Larson," otherwise known as Elton John.
祝贺你啊 Leslie - 不 Grant Larson是国家公园部中西分部的主任
Congratulations, Leslie. - No, Grant Larson is the director of the Midwest branch of the National Park Service.
他基本上就是中西部的Liam Bonneville了
He's basically the Liam Bonneville of the Midwest.
Liam Bonneville
Liam Bonneville?
内政部常驻的坏孩子
The department of the interior's resident bad boy?
他基本上是Tim Dweck--好吧无所谓了
He's basically the Tim Dweck-- Okay, never mind.
我请求Grant宣布Eagleton山成为国家公园
I have asked Grant to declare Eagleton Hills a national park
作为联合演唱会的终场节目
as the grand finale of our unity concert.
很好的主意 Leslie
Great idea, Leslie.
而这条更新表示
And with that update,
Pawnee新创立者日联合演唱会现在正式...
the Pawnee new founder's day unity concert is now officially...
提前完成
提前完成百年快乐 Leslie
提前完成
ahead of schedule!
而这条横幅的展开标志着第100次
And that banner unfurling marks the 100th time
我的项目得到...
that one of my projects has been...
提前完成
ahead of schedule.
联合演唱会赞助
这是你们的机会能把你们的名字
This is your chance to put your names
放上Pawnee联合演唱会 2014年最大型的事件...
on the Pawnee unity concert, the biggest event of 2014...
除了Tricia新挑染的头发
besides the unveiling of Tricia's new highlights.
你觉得我注意不到吗你看起来美飞了妹子
You think I wouldn't notice? You look fly as hell, girl!
这场联合演唱会需要公♥司♥赞助
This unity concert needs corporate sponsorship,
所以Ben和我在和本地权贵们见面
so Ben and I are meeting with local bigwigs.
我要做我最擅长的事情--锁定交易
I'm gonna do what I do best-- lock down deals.
而这位呆呆龙要搞定那些无聊的东西
And dork-asaurus over here is gonna handle the boring stuff.
你说过你真心看重我商业敏锐性的价值啊
You said you genuinely valued my business acumen.
还有我是你老板
Also, I'm your boss.
哦天啊他也太可爱了
Oh, my God, he's so cute.
你是我见过最可爱的宝宝熊
You're the cutest little boo-bear I've ever seen.
你是世界上最可爱的宝宝我爱你
You are the world's most adorable baby and I love you!
你也太宝贝了
You are so freaking precious!
看看Gayle为宝宝做了什么
Look what Gayle made for the baby.
上面写着"Pawnee政♥府♥财产"
It says "Property of Pawnee government."
可爱吧
Isn't that adorable?
我们走 John
Come on, John.
哎呀
Jeez.
我们来了...
Here we are...
Pawnee和Eagleton边界的公园
the park that borders Pawnee and Eagleton.
这是宣布我们联合演唱会的新闻发布会的完美地点
This is the perfect place for the press conference to announce our unity concert.
人们会鼓掌会喝彩
People are gonna clap, they're gonna cheer.
今天可能就是我终于能人群冲浪的一天了
Today might be the day that I finally crowd surf.
我可能应该清空口袋以防万一
I should probably empty my pockets just in case.
嘿一个问题
Hey, one question.
嗯你觉得你该站在哪里呢
Um, where do you think you're gonna stand,
在那个写着"Pawnee你好烂"的涂鸦前面
in front of the graffiti that says "Pawnee, you suck,"
还是"滚回家吧 Eagleton势利鬼们"
or "Go home, Eagleton snobs"?
我一周前在涂鸦上涂过漆了啊这些人是最烂的
I painted over that graffiti a week ago. These people are the worst!
我宣布联合演唱会的时候
I cannot announce a unity concert
不能站在一只秃头鹰竖中指的图画前面啊
in front of a picture of a bald eagle giving the middle finger.
是啊你可能想站在旁边让人们都看到
Yeah, you probably wanna stand to the side so people can see it.
你知道我们为什么还要这堵墙啊
You know, why do we even have this wall?
我们应该是联合这两个镇的而这真的在分♥裂♥它们
We're supposed to be uniting the two towns, and this literally divides them.
我们应该把它拆掉 - 这就来老板
We should just knock it down. - On it, boss.
啊
Ahh!
嗷
Ow.
Kool-Aid广♥告♥那家伙让它看起来好简单啊
The kool-aid guy makes it look so easy.
在我在此工作的时期我忍♥受着一切
In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains
只让我在这栋楼里看到的部分越少越好
to see as little of this building as possible.
结果发现三楼安静而空旷
Turns out the third floor is silent, empty,
完全摆脱了政♥府♥工作
and completely free of government work.
我想不到能和我儿子分享的更美的东西了
I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.
如果我有个工具箱就能搞定那个有缺陷的暖气片了
If I had a toolbox I could take care of that faulty radiator.
哦这个地方是天堂啊
Ooh! This place is a paradise!
干得好啊 Tom 我们有15家赞助提议了
Nicely done, Tom. We have 15 sponsorship offers.
16家 Mitch Savner
Make that 16. Mitch Savner.
Savner漂白剂和化学品 - 是的
Savner Bleaches and Chemicals! - That's it.
你们生产我最爱的美白牙贴--
You guys make my favorite teeth-whitening strips--
小女孩的小珍珠男女通用
pearlies for girlies. It's unisex.
商标上的卡♥通♥公主这么说的
The cartoon princess on the label says so.
我会赞助你们的演唱会
I'll sponsor your concert.
但我也想投资其他事业
But I'm also looking to invest in other ventures.
我有种感觉像你这样聪明的人应该有点自己的主意
I have a feeling a bright guy like you has some ideas of his own.
我个人主意巢里可能有几个蛋准备能孵了
I may have a few eggs ready to hatch in the personal idea nest.