公园与游憩（2009）
Parks and Recreation S06E04
Part 1
Feb. 20, 2024, 9:35 p.m.
这是历史性的一天 在上午12:01
This is a historic day. At 12:01 this morning,
Eagleton市不复存在 被Pawnee重新吞并
the city of Eagleton ceased to exist and was re-absorbed back into Pawnee.
一切又完全回到了1817年的样子
Things are exactly the way they were back in 1817,
除了 你知道的 女性和少数群体可以投票了 我们有室内卫生间了
except, you know, women and minorities can vote, we have indoor toilets,
而且我们不再因为学习算术而烧死寡妇了
and we no longer burn widows for learning arithmetic.
Knope女议员是你们的合并沙皇 而在她提供的这些活页夹里
Councilwoman Knope is your merger czar, and in the binders that she's provided,
你们能找到指导事项 说明你们在Pawnee部门中
you will find directions to your department in Pawnee
最接近你们在Eagleton部门的对应部门
that most closely matches your department in Eagleton.
有两个Eagleton部门是Pawnee没有的
There are two Eagleton departments Pawnee does not have:
无边泳池设计部和盛装舞步部
the Department of Infinity Pool Design and the Department of Dressage,
那个我听说是个高档骑马的事情
which I am told is a fancy horse-riding thing.
是马上舞步 女士
It is horse-dancing, madam.
好的 别激动 Alonzo
Okay, take it easy, Alonzo.
你们所有马上跳舞的人们 愿意的话先坐稳在马鞍上
All you horse dancing people, sit in your saddles if you will.
其他所有人 欢迎你们来到新的部门
The rest of you, welcome to your new departments.
注意 Eagleton现在起实施军事戒♥严♥
Attention: Eagleton is now under martial law.
没有
No.
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好了 Pawnee公园部
Okay, Pawnee Parks Department.
不久 你就会和一个人配对
Soon, you will be paired up with a person
他大概会是在Eagleton与你等同岗位的人
who was roughly your equivalent in Eagleton.
Donna 你配对的是Craig
Donna, you'll be with Craig.
April 你配对的名字叫Tynnyfer
April, you'll be with someone named Tynnyfer.
而Ron 你的那位也叫Ron
And Ron, your guy is also named Ron.
我猜Tom Haverford没有等价的人了
Guess there's no Tom Haverford equivalent.
毫不惊讶 我可是独一无二的
Not surprised, I'm one of a kind,
就像我自己设计的定制耐克 脚趾上写着"Tommy的小脚"
just like the custom Nikes I designed that say "Tommy's Tootsies" across the toes.
实际上 你确实有个对应的人
You do have a counterpart, actually.
他的名字是Eric 我听说他很棒
His name is Eric, and I've heard he's amazing.
总之 我还有一个小惊喜
Anyway, I also have a little surprise.
我想向各位介绍我们的新归档临时工
I would like to introduce our new filing temp.
嘿 各位 - 别啊
Hey, everybody. - No!
别啊 为啥啊 不能这样啊
No, why? This can't be happening.
为啥啊 Leslie
Why, Leslie?
我们把退休的Jerry拉回来了
We brought Jerry out of retirement
因为我们有堆积成山的文件要搞定
because we have a mountain of filing to get through.
欢迎回来 Jerry Gergich - 谢谢你 Leslie
Welcome back, Jerry Gergich. - Thank you, Leslie.
既然我们要重新开始了
And as long as we're starting out fresh,
Leslie 我在想人们能不能叫我的真名
Leslie, I was wondering if people would call me by my real name.
Larry - 不 不是Larry
Larry? - No, it's not Larry.
是Jerry 不 是Gary
It's Jerry. No, it's Gary.
你的名字是Larry Larry Gengurch
Your name is Larry, Larry Gengurch.
他的名字是Larry Gengurch
His name is Larry Gengurch.
别啊 April 你叫我Gary的时候我的家人已经很难熬了
Come on, April, it's already hard enough for my family when you call me "Gary."
Jerry - 哈哈 典型的Larry
Jerry. - Ha, ha, classic Larry.
Larry - 唉 哎呀
Larry. - Aw, jeez.
Larry Larry Larry
Larry, Larry, Larry.
你看 我想努力留下更多的工作 越多越好
Look, I'm trying to save as many jobs as possible,
但我们必须要失去一些人
but we're gonna have to lose some people.
我不确定我们应该留下谁
I'm not sure who we should keep.
April Tom和Donna是人类有史以来最好的三个人
April, Tom and Donna are three of the best human beings that have ever lived.
Ron基本上是个更好版本的乔治华盛顿
Ron is basically a better version of George Washington.
但是...
But...
Eagleton的人们可能也会很好吧
the Eagletonians are probably good too.
今天 我们不只是在合并两个镇
Today, we are not just merging two towns.
我们是在给一个新的城市开一个生日派对
We're throwing a birthday party for a new city.
生日快乐啊 新Pawnee
Happy birthday, New Pawnee.
派对结束了
Party's over.
你们这群人赔掉了纳税人几百万美元
You guys lost millions of taxpayer dollars,
而我们必须把你们留下的肮脏混乱打扫干净
and we have to clean up the obscene mess you've made.
你没有另外那个家伙那么好
You're not as nice as the other guy.
我不在乎
I don't care.
我们在做州审计员时 有个很棒的系统
When we were state auditors, we had an amazing system.
是啊 Chris给所有人打足了气 让他们感觉积极而开心
Yeah, Chris pumped everyone up and made them feel positive and happy.
然后我趁虚而入 把他们的预算砍到粉碎
And I swooped in and slashed their budgets to ribbons.
就像一次华丽的空中接力
Like a majestic alley-oop.
你们都好棒
You're all amazing!
你们都被开了
You're all fired.
团队合作哦
Teamwork.
嗨 你现在接通语♥音♥信箱的是
Hi, you've reached the voicemail of
Larry Gengurch
Larry Gengurch.
请在哔声后留言
Please leave your message after the tone.
嗯 Leslie打给我问我能不能帮忙时
Well, when Leslie called to see if I could help,
Gayle和我正准备登上去巴哈马群岛的邮轮
Gayle and I were just getting on a cruise ship to the Bahamas.
我说 "Gayle 把比基尼收起来吧 因为Pawnee需要我了"
I said, "Gayle, put that bikini away, because Pawnee needs me."
哦吼 有人在这里掉了根香蕉-- 哦
Oh ho! Somebody forgot a banana in here--ooh!
嗨 我是Donna
Hi, I'm Donna.
哦 对你来说真是完美的名字 千万别改啊
Oh, that is the perfect name for you. I love it. Never change it!
没那想法
Wasn't gonna.
你是Craig 对吧 - 恶 是啊 但我讨厌那个名字
You're Craig, right? - Ugh, yes, but I hate that name.
太无聊了 听起来像谁的表哥
It's so boring. Sounds like someone's cousin.
Craig Craig
Craig! Craig!
我想做一个叫Terrence的西班牙人 但那也没发生
I want to be a Spanish man named Terrence, but that didn't happen.
好吧 注意这是我的职责列表
Okay. So here's my list of duties.
我基本上是办公室经理
I'm basically the office manager.
那你呢 - 哦 我所有事都做过了
How about you? - Oh, I did everything.
所有事
Everything!
几年来我把Eagleton部门的全部责任扛在肩上
I carried the Eagleton department on my shoulders for years,
而我爱这份工作的每一秒钟 你甚至没法理解
and I loved every second of it. You don't even know!
抱歉 你的名字是Jennifer吗
I'm sorry, was your name Jennifer?
不 是Tynnyffer 有两个y的
No, it's Tynnyffer with two y's.
我以前是Jennifer 但我决定要重塑自己的形象
I used to be Jennifer, but then I decided to rebrand myself.
哦 等等 稍等 镇静剂时间到了
Oh, wait, hang on. It's Xanax o'clock.
我的药药
嗯
Um,
那个 很高兴认识你啊 我叫April
well, nice to meet you. My name's April,
而我只想说你的裙子太可爱都透顶了
and I just wanted to say that your dress is so cute it's bonks.
我看到我动感单车教练这么穿 然后我就
I saw my spinning instructor wearing it, and I was like,
"闭嘴吧 我要到哪搞到那个啊"
"Shut up. Where do I get that?"
哦天啊 你动感单车教练是谁啊 Gregory还是Wynona
Oh, my God. Who's your spinning instructor? Gregory or Wynona?
我去的Yonis Gregory和Wynona是谁
I go to Yonis. Who are Gregory and Wynona?
我从没听说过 他们更好吗
I've never heard of them before. Are they better?
Wynona摇滚了我的世界
Wynona rocks my world.
认真的 你需要把我弄进去 就 那是个必须 必须 必须
Seriously, you need to get me in there. Like, that's a must, must, must.
她是我见过最烂的人类
She's the worst person I've ever met.
我想跟她一起环游世界
I want to travel the world with her.
Ron
Ron.
Ron
Ron.
姓呢
Last name?
"讲完了"
Dunne
Dunne.
那是你的名字 还是你告诉我你讲完了
Is that your name, or are you telling me you're finished talking?
都是
Both.
Dunne了 懂了
Dunne and done.
我喜欢Ron
I like Ron.
嗨 - 哎呀 哎呀 哎呀
Hi. - Well, well, well.
你应该就是Eric了
You must be Eric.
我是IT部的Ragiv 这才是ERIC
I'm Ragiv from I.T. This is E.R.I.C.
ERIC是个电脑程序吗
E.R.I.C. is a computer program?
代表Eagleton预约信息中心
Stands for Eagleton Reservation Information Center.
它接手Eagleton的所有预订事务
It does all the scheduling in Eagleton.
我是来安装的
I'm here to install it.
但预约是我工作的主要部分啊
But scheduling's the main part of my job.
你们还要个人类来负责订网球场吗
You still have a human being in charge of booking tennis courts?
这是什么年代啊 1990吗
What is this, 1990?
我猜那就能解释你的肩垫了
I guess that explains the shoulder pads.
他是怎么注意到这些的
How did he notice these?
嘿 这是个惊喜啊
Hey, this is a surprise.
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