丽芙和玛蒂（2013）

Liv & Maddie S01E20

Part 2 March 22, 2021, 9:22 a.m.

那我还想当希拉里·克♥林♥顿♥呢但是现实就是这么残酷
And I wanted to be Hilary Clinton, but... here we are.
从今晚开始还有一周
So a week from tonight,
我们将要带给观众一场网络直播的现场演出
we're doing a live streaming Internet performance.
这听起来简直太激动人心了
That sounds exciting.
那是什么意思捏
What does that mean?
就是私人的数字化的演唱会
It's an intimate concert digital performance.
这又是什么意思捏
What does that mean?
你要现场唱《冻酸奶一生推》
You'll sing "Froyoyolo" Live
那小小的冻酸奶店就是你梦想开始的地方
from the little yogurt store where it all began.
全世界几百万人都将会看到
Millions of people will watch around the world.
我们叫它 “冻酸奶一生推：值得你一生拥有”
We're calling it, "Froyoyolo: Fro-no, she didn't, live."
冻酸奶不要不要不要嘛
Froyo?! No no no!
贝基我必须得唱一首别的歌♥
Becky, I have to sing a different song.
呵呵呵你真是太天真了
You crack me up.
你现在已经轰动世界了
You've got a hit!
当你第一次产生轰动时你要去尽可能利用它
Oh, on your first hit, you milk it.
当你第十次投下“轰炸♥弹♥”时你就可以做任何你想做的了
When you drop your tenth hit, then you can do whatever you want.
把名字改成某个符号♥啊把头发弄成爆♥炸♥头啊
Change your name to a symbol. Buzz your hair off.
或是穿一件用龙虾做的套装
Wear a suit made of lobsters.
-嘿大家好啊 -早安亲爱的
- Hey, guys. - Morning, honey.
哦这是什么
Oh, what's this?
“如果你手拿两颗钻石站在镜子面前
"If you held up two diamonds in the mirror,
你就将会看到
you'd be looking at three
这个世界上最珍贵的三样东西
of most precious things in the world.
爱你的皮特”
Love, Pete."
你啊你
You!
同志们我还在这里吃饭呢
People, I'm still eating over here.
皮特这都不是一个特殊的情
Pete, it's not even a special occas...
等等难道今天有什么特殊情况
Wait, is it a special occasion?!
不不不亲爱的
No no no, care bear.
我只是想告诉你一年365天我每一天都是爱你的
I just wanted to show you that I love you every day of the year.
这真是太浪漫了
That is so romantic.
你敢相信你老爸在以后的每天
Can you believe your father is gonna leave me a love note
都会给我写一封爱情便签咩
every day of the year?
我得赶快给我老妈打电♥话♥
I'm gonna go call my mom
告诉她她对你的看法一直是错的
and tell her that she has always been wrong about you.
你真的陷进深渊了哦罗密欧先生
You really stepped in it, Romeo.
那份便签可花了我3周才写出来的啊
It took me three weeks to come up with that note.
如果我写不出新的
If I don't come up with another one,
你妈会杀了我的对吧
she's gonna kill me, isn't she?
如果你手拿两只死耗子并站在镜子前面
If you held up two dead rats in the mirror,
你将会看到这个世界上
you'd be looking at three
最死气沉沉的三个生物
of the most dead things in the world.
欢迎来到小彩虹
Welcome to the rainbow
这个活泼的冻酸奶店
The peppy froyo store
谢谢谢谢谢谢
Thank you, thank you, thank you
感谢你走进这扇门呐
For walking through the door.
每次有人走进来时你们俩都必须这么唱歌♥吗
Do you guys have to do that every time someone walks in
必须唱还是开始唱啊姐们儿
Have to or get to, man?
这叫做活泼的小彩虹模式
It's called peppy rainbow mode.
我们正在为你的冻酸奶之梦建立一座梦幻般的桥梁
We're building a magical bridge to your froyo dreams.
你想要什么呢玛蒂
So what can I get you, mads?
呃一些你的时间吧
Uh, some of your time
新上任的经理外加男朋友
Mr. Newly-promoted-manager-slash-boyfriend.
只是你一直在工作而我马上就要
It's just that you've been working so much and I'm leaving
离开去参加青奥会篮球比赛了
for junior Olympics basketball soon...
别提醒我啊我已经开始想你了
Don't remind me. I already miss you.
嗷这就是爱啊
Aww, love.
真恶心
Blech!
不管怎么说我希望能工作时间短一些
Anyway, I wish I could work less,
但是自从他们在这儿拍完丽芙的MV以后
but ever since they shot Liv's video here,
就变得有点疯狂
it's been a little crazy.
马上这里又有一场她的演唱会
And with her concert coming up,
我们俩可能更难见面了
we'll barely get to see each other...
除非你在这里工作啊
Unless you worked here.
我本来是要建议你辞去工作的
I was gonna suggest that you quit,
但我更喜欢这个主意哈
but I like this so much better.
我真的可以一边和男朋友玩乐一边拿工资么
Could I really get paid to hang out with my boyfriend?
让我先和经理确认下
Let me just check with the manager.
你被录用了
You're hired.
猜猜谁找到了一份工作而且是可以和男朋友在一起哦
Guess who got a j-o-b, so she can hang with the d-I-g?!
别烦了我没心情
Don't. I'm in a mood.
为什么怎么了呀
Why? What's wrong?
突然间我就变成了泡泡糖小公主
Suddenly, I'm a bubble gum
如果我一定要在演唱会上
pop princess and that's only gonna get worse
唱《冻酸奶一生推》的话
if I have to sing "Froyoyolo"
事情只会越来越糟
at my Internet concert.
你不是必须得唱那歌♥儿么
Don't you have to sing that song?
我的意思是那演唱会的名字可是“冻酸奶一生推：
I mean, the concert is called "Froyoyolo:
值得你一生拥有”啊
Fro-no, she didn't, live."
是啊
Right.
我知道这就是为什么我要秘密地写一首歌♥
I know, which is why I am secretly writing my own song
一定要在演唱会上让
that is going to show
所有人都知道我要成为哪一种歌♥手
everyone the kind of artist that I want to be.
并且我要用它代替“冻酸奶女孩”
And I'm gonna sing that instead.
你可真有勇气啊进展怎么样了啊
That's really brave. How's that going for you?
这个嘛我研究了好几个小时了
Well, I've been at it for hours
但我所有的成果只是画了这只手指火鸡而已
and all I have done is draw this hand-Turkey!
求你不要做那个戏剧般倒在床上的动作
Please don't do the dramatic bed flop.
我该怎么办呐
What am I gonna do?
丽芙你只要把你的想法写出来就好了
Liv, just write what you're feeling.
好吧不这并不是你说的
Okay, no, that is not nearly as easy
那么简单你试过把自己的想法
as you're making it sound. Have you ever tried writing
写下来吗没有吧
down your feelings? No.
-有啊 -真的么
- Yes. - What?
-什么什么 -快说快说
- What... - Spill!
好吧我可能有也可能没有一本秘密的诗歌♥日记
So I may or may not have a secret poetry journal.
但你可不能告诉任何人
But you can't tell anyone.
你竟然有一本诗歌♥日记
You have a poetry journal?
而且还贴了亮片装饰
And it's sparkly?!
你还是我熟悉的玛蒂吗
Who are you?
快给我给我给我
Gimme gimme gimme.
不不不不不行
No no no no. No.
你不能看这是私人物品
You can't look. It's private.
但是如果我能做的话你也一定可以的
But, um, if I can do it, you can do it.
灵感来源于任何地方
And inspiration is everywhere.
玛蒂的确启发了我启发我去读她的日记
Maddie had inspired me... inspired me to read her journal.
猜猜今天早晨我展开瑜伽毯的时候发现了什么
Guess what I found when I unrolled my yoga mat this morning.
浪漫之年的第二天
Day two in a year of romance.
“如果你是星期四那我希望每一天都是星期四”
"If you were Thursday, I'd want every day to be Thursday."
皮特啊你到底是怎么想出这些的
Pete, how do you come up with this stuff?
我怎么会想不出来啊
How do I not?
太感谢你了亲爱的
Thank you, honey.
谢了儿子
Thank you, son.
你又是怎么想出来的
How do you come up with this stuff?
多情宝贝小蜥蜴
Lovey dovey lizard.
从两岁开始我就不玩了
I haven't played with her since I was two.
我忘了她有这个功能
I forgot that she could do this.
如果你是星期四那我希望每一天都是星期四
If you were Thursday, I'd want every day to be Thursday.
我每写一条情话老爸就给我一块钱
Dad's giving me a dollar for every love note I write.
而这二货会说一大堆傻不拉几的话
And this stupid thing says a million stupid things.
我就会超级有钱啦
I'm gonna be stupid rich.
这简直太棒了
This is so great.
我喜欢和你一起工作
I love working with you.
我当然也是喽
Me too times two.
你俩真是够恶心的
You guys are gross.
欢迎来到小彩虹这活泼的冻酸奶店
Welcome to the rainbow, the peppy froyo store
谢谢谢谢谢谢
Thank you, thank you, thank you
感谢你走进这扇门
For walking through the door.
-呃玛蒂 -怎么了
- Um, Maddie? - Yeah.