丽芙和玛蒂（2013）

Liv & Maddie S01E11

Part 4 March 22, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

最后一个问题
Final question, girl.
特里斯坦劈开宇宙太虚的时候
When tristan split the galactic pangaea,
他跟那里的原住民说了什么
What did he say to the scattering colonies?
狼人们迁居他星吧
"Run to the stars, wolves.
但是永远以你们的家人为重
But always put first your families.
正因为他们的爱
For their love
你们才会出现在宇宙
Keeps you tethered to the universe."
你还必须得承认
Wow. You've gotta admit...
玛蒂真心保住了丽芙的面子啊
Maddie's making liv look really good.
她骗不了任何人
She's not fooling anyone.
却骗了这里的所有人
Well, except everyone here.
丽芙·鲁尼
Well, liv rooney...
你通过了
I'm sold.
我是说你演特里斯坦会很棒的
I mean, you will make a great tristan lycanth.
向特里斯坦小姐致礼
All hail the she-tristan!
知会一声
And, FYI...
我舞会还没邀请别人
I currently am available for le prom.
但是好像你
But your window of opportunity
没有机会啦
Is closing.
邦
Boop!
亚蒂
Artie.
你好好想想
Are you serious?
你真能接受我姐姐出演崔特里斯坦吗
You can accept my sister playing tristan?
你还有什么
What part of...
你难道不能明白吗
Don't you understand?
这么说帕克和我是最后
Okay, so parker and I are the only ones
持干戈之矛的人咯
That have a problem with this?
话说回来
Um, speak for yourself.
丽芙也得我心
She won me over too.
亚蒂给我来条尾巴
Artie, tail me.
直到此刻我才意识到
It was at that moment that I realized
我才是可能会伤害丽芙的
I was the crazy fanboy
那个脑残粉
That I was trying to protect liv from.
我才是被家族逐弃的人
I was untethered from my family.
我才是离群之狼
I was the lone wolf.
并且我不该吃那十五个个泡泡眼球糖的
And I should not have eaten 15 gummy eyeballs.
亚蒂
You know what, artie...
我也要一条尾巴
Tail me too.
向特里斯坦小姐致礼
All hail the she-tristan!
让我把这件事情说说清楚
Let me make one thing clear.
你们两个这是最后一次对调身份
This was the last switch-a-rooney.
你们六岁那年这么折腾过一次
You did it when you were 6.
然后我在你们两个额头上都
And I wrote your names on your forehead
拿记号♥笔写了你们的名字
In permanent marker.
你们别逼我再这么来一次
Don't make me do that again.
对发箍之夏
Ah, yes... The summer of headbands.
话说回来我们当时的发箍造型都不错呢
To be fair, though, we rocked the headband look.
有趣
Ha ha fun fun.
玛蒂你十七岁之前不允许考驾照
Maddie, no license till you're 17.
看你这个造型怎么拗
Rock that look.
十七岁真的
17?! Seriously?
莫非你想等到十八岁再说
You want to make it 18?
十七岁啊等不及了
Ah, 17. Looking forward to it.
还有丽芙
And liv,
既然你这么喜欢开车
Since you like driving so much,
在得到我进一步通知前你是我的私人司机
You are now my personal chauffeur until further notice.
-不要啊 -没错
- no! - yes.
万事不算小万里不称遥
There is no errand too small, no trip too far.
或许我只是出门拿个报纸
I might even have you take me down to the end of the driveway
也会要你开车载我
Just to get the newspaper.
我不知道你们怎么看
I don't know.
没错孩子们
That's right, girls.
我刚刚投下了一个巨型老妈弹
I just dropped an atomic mom bomb.
她这话不当真吧
She can't be serious about that, right?
我们真的到现在
Do we seriously still get newspapers
还有订报纸
Delivered to our house?
不过你在纳威店里表现不错
Hey, whatever you did down at neville's totally worked.
有个叫孤狼粉丝发起了联署
Some fanboy named lone wolf started a petition
想要片方让我出演特里斯坦
To get me the role of tristan.
你成功的说服了粉丝们
You won over the fanboys.
谢谢了
Thank you.
我能确定孤狼就是乔伊
Pretty sure lone wolf is actually lone joey.
你应该去谢谢他的
You should go thank him.
等等我记得你不是说乔伊
Wait, I thought you said that joey
是哪个想要破坏我们的人么
Was the one trying to sabotage us.
这事说来话长啊
It was a long and complicated day.
了解
Got it.
还有很抱歉我搞砸了你的驾照考试
Also I'm sorry about wrecking your driver's test.
真的砸了
Literally.
我给你带来了一个纪念品
And I got you something.
你应该把这个去还给胡佛家
You might want to return this to the... Hoovers.
谢了
Thanks.
想起来了
That reminds me.
我也有个东西要给你
I got you something as well.
亚蒂的狼尾巴
One of artie's wolf tails. Yeah.
还有你今年舞会有舞伴了
Oh! Also I got you a date to the prom.
对哦
Yeah.
亚蒂想知道你到时候打算穿什么
Artie would like to know what kind of dress
你是打算穿法师装还是飞马装
You will be wearing... Wizard or pegasus?
丽芙你这话可没错
Liv, you were absolutely right.
我从来没想到这么坐在副驾驶座
It is mind-blowing what I can accomplish
我能完成多少事情
From the passenger seat of the car.
我付了账单订了几件漂亮衣服
I paid a bill, ordered some cute tops,
领养了只企鹅
And adopted a penguin.
有短♥信♥
Ooh! Incoming.
这好好笑
That's funny.
玛蒂刚发来一张好搞笑的照片
Maddie just sent me the funniest photo.
-你们两个小子想看看么 -好啊好啊好啊
- you boys want to see it? - yeah. Yeah yeah.
好的我这就转发
Okay, I'll send.
这才叫经典啊
That's classic!
各位都在笑什么呢
What is everybody laughing at?
各位都在看什么呢什么这么搞笑呢
What are we looking at? What's so funny?
我讨厌开车
I hate driving!
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