不期而至（2010）

Life Unexpected S02E04

Part 1 Dec. 5, 2020, 8:20 a.m.

Previously on Life Unexpected:
《缘来一家人》前情提要
You and someone had a kid.
你和某人生了个孩子
You gave up that kid.
你们不要她了
I am that kid,
我就是那个孩子
and now I'm applying for emancipation.
现在我在申请自立
Cate Cassidy, that's your mom.
凯特·卡希蒂是你的母亲
Cate Cassidy was pregnant in high school?
凯特·卡希蒂高中的时候怀过孕
Yes.
是的
Cate and I are back from our honeymoon.
凯特和我度完蜜月回来啦
And we did not return empty-handed.
我们可不是空手而归
We'd like to introduce
现在我很荣幸的为大家介绍
the latest addition to "Morning madness," Kelly Campbell.
我们清晨狂想曲的新人凯莉·坎贝尔
I am not granting you emancipation.
我不批准你自立
I'm releasing you back into their temporary joint custody.
我判他们共同履行对你的临时监护权
What happened?
怎么了
She hit me in the head with a golf ball!
她的高尔夫球打中了我的头
Accidentally!
不是有意的
I know you slept with Baze,
知道你还跟贝斯上了床
and I know you burned down his bar.
知道你烧了他的酒吧
I want you gone.
我要你走人
We need a roommate; you need a room.
我们需要个室友而你需要个房♥间
That family wants me.
那家人要收养我
They're three hours away.
他们离这儿3小时车程
Wait, what?
等等什么
They said I didn't have a choice.
他们说我别无选择
I needed this.
我需要这种感觉
You've met Mr. Daniels.
我猜你已经见过丹尼尔斯先生了
You're a... Teacher.
你是个... 老师
Your daughter is failing out of Westmonte.
你们的女儿跟不上西蒙特中学的教学进度
Eric?
艾瑞克
I'm your new tutor.
我是你新的辅♥导♥老师
If you're feeling the chill,
如果你在清晨感到凉意阵阵
get ready to heat things up with Ryan and Kelly,
就跟瑞安和凯莉一起热热身吧
next, on Morning Madness.
接下来请收听《清晨狂想曲》
Hey! There you are.
嗨你在这儿啊
Come on. Hey! We're on in two.
拜托过来我们两分钟后就直播
Oh, you are not going to start the show
你可不能满嘴的面包圈
With bagel mouth sounds.
来录今天的节目
Okay. Just out of curiosity,
好的我只是很好奇
hw long you going to keep this up?
你还要保持多久
Keep what up?
保持什么
This whole type-a producer
这不许我吃面包圈
"Hey, no bagels" Thing.
严厉的制♥作♥人形象啊
Until corporate forgets that I was high on my first day
直到公♥司♥忘记我在上班第一天嗑药
And they see me as a consummate professional.
并让他们觉得我称职为止
So it's gonna be a while, then?
那还早着呢
Today's show outline.
今天节目的大纲
So you smooth things over with Kelly yet?
你跟凯莉讲和了吗
You know, for the whole golf ball to the head and stuff?
上次高尔夫击中她头部的事件
We're professionals.
我们都是公私分明的人
I'm sure she's over it.
我相信她不会计较的
Morning, everyone.
早啊大家
Lovely to see you, Ryan...
很高兴见到你瑞安
Don...
还有唐
Jesus.
上帝啊
So, what do we have here?
今天聊什么呢
Ten best places to make out.
10个亲热圣地
That's a bit trite, don't you think?
有点俗套你不觉得吗
We both have a job to do here, Kelly.
凯莉我们各有各的分工
Why don't you just do your job, and I will do mine.
你何不就做好本职工作我们各司其职吧
Let's stick to the outline!
我们按照大纲做节目
It's the morning minus the madness
这个清晨与瑞安·托马斯
with Ryan Thomas and Kelly Campbell.
和凯莉·坎贝尔一起奏响狂想曲
Hey, Portland!
嗨波特兰的听众们
It's Morning Madness with Kelly and Ryan.
欢迎收听凯莉和瑞安主持的《清晨狂想曲》
Now today, we are talking about
今天我们要讨论的是
The best places to make out in portland. Ooh.
波特兰最佳亲热之地有意思
Ooh. I'll tell you what, Kelly,
凯莉我跟你说
I'm gonna start it off with my favorite spot: Forest park.
我先说说我最爱的地点森林公园
Lots of shady areas,
四处有遮掩
and, uh, well, it's definitely
而且绝对很少会有
low on creeps with big overcoats.
穿着长大褂的怪人出现
Uh, Kelly, what do you think?
凯莉你怎么认为
Actually, I want to talk about
其实我想说
something that has more relevance to
人们的感情关系中
People's relationships than where to kiss.
有很多比在哪接吻更重要的事
For example, compatibility.
比如适不适合
I wrote a whole chapter about it
我在我的畅销书
In my best-selling book,
《你无法拥有一切》中
You can't have it all,
写了一整章相关的内容
available online or anywhere books are sold.
在网上和书店均有销♥售♥
Hey!
喂
Hey. This sugar-loaded crap
这种高糖的垃圾食品
is not the breakfast of a winner.
可不是早餐的最佳之选
And mud is?
那泥浆茶就是吗
Uh, this is a high-protein shake.
它富含高蛋白
We've got our first game coming up.
第一场比赛在即
We gotta be in top shape.
我们要保持好身材
Look, Math, I don't want to overstep as assistant coach.
马斯我不想干涉你助理教练的事务
However, I took the liberty
不过我也有自♥由♥
of adapting some plays
在对康涅狄格州的比赛前
from the U-Conn women.
让一些球员作适应性训练
They're on a 78-game winning streak.
她们已经连赢78场了
Well, the jv girls' basketball team
我们这支业余女队
lost every game last season.
上赛季无一胜绩
Let's have realistic expectations.
我们的预期要现实点
Hey. This is Lux's first game, all right?
喂这可是莱克丝的首场比赛
I want this to be a positive, winning experience.
我希望这能是一次积极赢取胜利的经历
I did not take time off work
我从工作中抽出时间
to coach a bunch of losers
可不是为了执教一群
with "Realistic expectations."
怀着"现实预期"的窝囊废的
It's time for a new attitude.
是时候树立信心了
You're right.
是说得对
After losing 25 games in an option,
一连输了25场球之后
I'm sure all they need is a new attitude.
我肯定她们需要的是信心
S'up, roomies?
早啊室友们
S'up...?
早...
When are you gonna do it?
你准备什么时候开口
Do what?
开什么口
Sack up and ask her out?
鼓起勇气约她出去啊
I don't know. It's awkward.
我不知道这太奇怪了
One, we live together.
首先我们住在一个屋檐下
And two, you already hooked up with her.
其次你已经跟她上过床了
Look, one, who cares?
首先那有什么关系呢
And two, I was so drunk
其次我那次喝得烂醉
I barely remember it.
发生了什么都忘了
Come on. Enough with the deflecting negative-speak.
拜托别再说丧气话了
You're the one always telling me to never give up.
是你总跟我说别轻易放弃的
This is the week that losers become winners.
这周是时候让麻雀变凤♥凰♥了
Who said I was a loser?
谁说我是麻雀的
Hey. Our team is gonna win,
我是说我们的球队要赢球
and you are gonna ask Paige out.
你要约到佩琪出来
Mmm. Tastes like victory.
尝起来像胜利的滋味
De Nial isn't just a river in Egypt, ladies.
女士们知人知面不知心
And that's why I suggest that you take
因此我建议您采用我书中列出的
the 27-point compatibility questionnaire that's in my book.
情侣匹配度测试之27问
Ryan, this is radio death.
瑞安这节目没法做了
Get the fake virgin to stop hawking her book,
让这个假处♥女♥停止推销她的书
And start talking about something sexy, like sex.
来聊些性感的话题比如性♥爱♥
Uh, Kelly, let me, let me interrupt you for a second here.
凯莉我要打断你一下