糟糕历史（2009）

Horrible Histories S07E13

Part 4 Jan. 2, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

*Those Russians good at killing our men in Crimea*
*但是还是不如这个鬼地方*
*But not half as good as this place*
*就像腹泻的中♥央♥车站*
*Central Station diarrhoea*
*我首先带来了一些毛巾*
*First I brought in some towels*
*这样他们上厕所后*
*So when emptying their bowels*
*至少能把屁♥股♥擦干净*
*Then at least their botties were clean*
*这可不好笑*
*Isn't funny*
*帮助他们康复*
*Help them get off their backs*
*在医院的食堂里提供美味的小吃*
*Offering tasty fresh snacks in the hos-pital canteen*
*好吃好吃*
*Yummy-yummy!*
*看了一眼那些污物*
*Took one look at the squalor*
*以及霍乱褥疮和痢疾的患者*
*and cases of cholera, sores and dysentery
*可怜的肚子*
*Poorly tummy*
*还有一个惊喜*
*And then here's the surprise*
*我用自己的钱买♥♥回了被偷走的补给*
*Bought the stolen supplies back with my own money*
*要知道全都是因为这个基地*
*Because, you see it's all about this base*
*因为这个基地*
*About this base*
*别不耐烦*
*Don't get annoyed*
*我会带来全新的枕套不带一点伤寒病菌*
*I'll get a brand-new pillowcase, clear all trace of typhoid*
*都是因为这个护士我们的命运反转了*
*It's all about this nurse, fortunes reverse*
*有了双倍的帮助士兵们感觉好多了*
*At the double helping soldiers feel less worse*
*-不再需要棺材 -不客气*
*- Don't need a hearse - No trouble*
*带上我的小灯巡夜*
*Took my light round at night check*
*士兵一切正常没有特别受苦*
*The men were all right and not suffering too much pain*
*有点憔悴*
*Feeling peaky*
*最重要的是我会暗中监视*
*Most of all I was spying*
*确保护士诚实做到言行一致*
*Check nurses weren't lying but doing what they were saying*
*真是狡猾*
*Pretty sneaky*
*要确保厨房♥的饭菜营养丰富*
*I ensured that the kitchen dished out good nutrition*
*人人都能吃饱喝足*
*And everyone got enough*
*卷心菜煎马铃薯*
*Bubble and squeak in*
*终于发现随着时间推移*
*And found that out over time*
*死亡率的确有降低*
*that the deaths did decline*
*原来她真是个行家*
*Turns out she sure knows her stuff*
*因为一切都与基地有关与基地卫生有关*
*Because it's all about this base, about this base, sanitation*
*一切都与疾病控制有关*
*All about control of disease incubation*
*关键在于这位护士*
*Yes, it's all about this nurse*
*由于痛恨这份诅咒*
*And how she turned her abhorrence of this curse*
*她让这里变得更加清洁卫生*
*Into a cleaner universe*
*她就是弗洛伦斯*
*She's Florence!*
大家好我是弗洛伦斯·南丁格尔
Hello, I'm Florence Nightingale.
你说什么
What's that?
当然不行
Certainly not.
你应该在我们开始前去
You should have gone before we started!
我爱猫是众所周知的
I was well known for my love of cats,
但我还有什么宠物呢
but what other pet did I have?
到底是
Was it...
A 一匹叫佩吉的马
B 一只叫蒂泽的狗
C 一只叫雅典娜的猫头鹰
正确答案是
The answer is...
三者都是
..all three.
我还养了两只猫头鹰和一些变色龙
I also had two more owls, some chameleons,
几只狗和一只鹦鹉
several dogs and a parrot.
这还不是全部
And that wasn't all.
没错我的家充满活力
Yes, my house was full of life
地毯需要定期清洗
and the carpet needed regular cleaning.
能不能来个人把那清理了
Oh, can someone clear that up?
还有那里
oh, and that.
还有那些
And those, ugh!
-布拉德 -什么事
- Uh, Brad... - Yeah.
布拉德利
Oh, Bradley.
什么事
Yes?
-布雷德金斯 -什么事
- Braddikins. - Yes!
布... 有好消息
B... There's good news and
也有坏消息
there's bad news.
好消息是我给你找了个位置
The good news is I've found you a slot.
太好了那坏消息是什么
Wicked. So, what's the bad news?
那个位置是圆的臭气熏天而且又堵了
The slot is round, it stinks and it's blocked again.
厕所吗
The toilet?
你猜怎么着我觉得进去也没事
You know what, I'm not that bothered about going on.
你决定吧伙计
Make up your mind, mate.
下一位上场的是来自美国的巨星
Next to play is a superstar from America.
是说唱歌♥手马丁·路德·金
It's MC MLK - Martin Luther King.
马丁·路德·金
他在朋友的帮助下
Yeah, he helped get equal rights for African Americans
为非裔美国人平权
with a little help from his friends.
来吧
Hit it!
不是让你打我
Ow! Not me.
*我是马丁·路德·金*
*I'm Martin Luther King*
Parody of Heroes by David Bowie
*我*
*And I*
*有一个梦想*
*I had a dream*
*据说民权的胜利*
*It's said the victory of civil rights*
*归功于我*
*Was brought about thanks to me*
布克·华盛顿
*但还有许许多多其他人*
*But there were many, many more*
玛丽玻
*也成就了民权的胜利*
*Who made it a reality*
罗莎·帕克斯[左] 克劳德特·科尔文[右]
*他们是英雄*
*They were the heroes*
*让梦想成真的英雄*
*Who made a dream come true*
*黑人和白人共同组成*
*A solid Christian leadership group was formed*
*南方基♥督♥教领袖组织*
*Supported by black and white*
*警♥察♥逮捕了我三十次*
*Police arrested me 30 times*
*以为这就能让我屈服*
*Like that would make me give up the fight*
雷克斯有色人种剧院
*黑人和白人被区别对待*
# Black and white kept apart
*不仅在学校甚至在饮水处*
*At school and even water fountains*
供有色男子用[左] 供白人男子用[右]
*但约翰逊总统大胆的民权法案*
*But President Johnson's bold civil right laws*
*助我更上一层楼*
*Helped me climb further up the mountain*
*他们是英雄每一天*
*They were the heroes...everyday*
*我有一个梦想*
*I had a dream*
*有一天我的孩子们*
*That one day my children*
*将在一个不是以他们肤色*
*Will not be judged by the colour of their skin*
*而是以品格优劣来评价他们的国度里*
*But by the content of their character*
*当我生命终结之时*
*When my life was ended*
*梦想终于得以实现*
*Theirs did begin*
*在我被暗♥杀♥后的日子里*
*Within days of my assination*
*迎来了立法*
*Legislation was ushered in*
*他们是英雄*
*And they were the heroes*
*让梦想成真*
*Who made the dream come true*
*他们是英雄*
*And they were the heroes*
*让梦想成真*
*Who made the dream come true*
多么伟大的英雄
What a hero!
布拉德你玩得开心吗
Hey, Brad, are you having a good time?
我脏兮兮臭烘烘的东西也很难吃
I'm dirty, I smell bad and the food here is awful.
别啊屎坑闻起来不错吧
Oh, no. Glastone smelly's great, isn't it?
我们看的精彩演出都来自历史人物
We've had some amazing acts from all over history.
不如看看现代人的表演比如我
How about someone from the present? Maybe me.
很抱歉布拉德我们快没有时间了
Oh, I'm sorry, Brad, we're all out of time, yeah.
我们的音乐节将由古埃及最后一任法老
But we're closing this festival with some old school girl power,
老派女性执政者结束
from the freshest Faro in ancient Egypt.
克利奥帕特拉女王
克利奥帕特拉女王即将登场
Queen Cleopatra is coming at ya!
所以我等了这么久最后却是一场空
So I've been here all this time for nothing?
好了好了
All right, all right!
这次我会让你挤进去的
I'll squeeze you in on this next one.
克里奥我们多给你找了一个人
Cleo, oi, we've got another one for you.
尽量不要给他下毒
Try not to poison him.
去吧孩子
Off you go, son.
准备三二三二一
And a three, two, a three, two, one!
*声音节拍与旋律人间从此有乐曲*
*A voice, a beat, a melody, how music began*
Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by Beatles
*女王琴技传埃及*
*I play this very nicely*
*撒谎*