糟糕历史（2009）
Horrible Histories S07E06
Part 2
Jan. 2, 2021, 2:37 p.m.
Scrolls are so not cool.
书本可以随身携带 不需要整个展开
A book is really portable and also you can find your place
就能找到读到了哪里
without having to unravel the whole thing.
我不喜欢这些现代设备
I don't like those modern devices.
它会让眼睛疲劳
It'll give you eyestrain
翻来翻去胳膊会酸
and your arms will get tired from all that page-turning.
学校里每个人都有书
Everyone at school has got one.
只因为你的朋友们有几卷手抄本
Just because your friends have codexes...
是几本手抄本 妈妈
It's codices actually, Mummy.
没人喜欢自作聪明的人
Nobody likes a smarty-pants.
找到地方了
Now then, uh, here we are.
"那天早上 威猛的战士"
"That morning, the mighty warrior..."
我已经听过了 妈妈
I've already read that bit, Mummy.
再找找 再找找
Let's see, let's see.
找到了 我们开始
Find it. Ah, here we go.
"然后伟大的战士被刺死了"
"And then the great warrior was stabbed to death."
抱歉 太后面了 剧透提醒
Sorry, too far, spoiler alert.
忘掉你刚刚听到的
Forget you heard that bit.
不是这 不是这
Um, no, not there.
后面这里 可能
It's back here. Maybe.
不是这
Not that there.
这是他出现的那段
That's the bit where he pops.
找到了 阿蒂克斯
Here we go, Atticus.
阿蒂克斯
Atticus?
阿蒂克斯
Atticus?
好吧 你赢了
Fine, you win.
还是给你读手抄本吧
We'll read your codex.
在故事中迷失自我真有趣啊 妈咪
It's fun to get lost in the story, isn't it, Mummy?
巧妙的发明家
手抄本后来演变成了书籍
So that codex led to books.
都靠人们一笔一划誊写
All of which had to be written out by hand
直到一项史上最伟大的发明出现
until one of the most important inventions of all time
那是在将近六百年之前
nearly 600 years ago.
世界因此发生了翻天覆地的变化
And this one really did change the world.
德国 1440年
在天国的圣父啊
Holy Father, who art in Heaven,
我因糟蹋了您的真言而感到万分羞愧
I'm so sorry for ruining another page of your blessed word.
是不是手抄圣经写烦了
Tired of writing the whole Bible out by hand?
那是你吗 上帝
Is that you, God?
仅次于上帝
The next best thing.
我叫约翰内斯·古腾堡 这是我新印的圣经
I'm Johannes Gutenberg, and this is my all-new printed Bible.
约翰内斯·古腾堡
印制圣经
世界上首部批量生产的圣经
The world's first mass-produced Bible.
从印刷机到教堂长椅 完成一百八十份
180 copies from press to pew,
比你说完约沙法这个词还快
before you can say Jehoshaphat.
你最喜爱的故事
All your favourite stories,
从亚当和夏娃 到世界末日
from Adam and Eve, to the end of days.
印刷清晰易读 书页为纸质或奢华牛皮
Printed in clear, readable Latin on paper or luxury cow skin.
简直是奇迹
It's a miracle.
一边去 修道士 这叫活字印刷
No, monk. It's moveable type.
活字印刷
只需把字母在金属架上排列好
Simply arrange the letters on the metal block
组成你所需的单词或短语 然后印刷
to create the word or phrase you require and print.
再印刷
And print.
印啊
And print.
再印啊 这是手残党的福音
And print again! No more fiddly quills.
腰背痛的灵丹
No more bad back.
赞美狗
再也不会因为手滑而拼错
No more careless spelling, please.
-谢谢 古腾堡 -先别急 修道士
- Thanks, Gutenberg! - Well not so fast, monk.
千万别谢我 因为有了古腾堡圣经
Don't thank me. Because with the Gutenberg Bible,
你们就失业了
you're out of work.
雇用期满
活字印刷
这种新的活字印刷技术
The new moveable type.
取代了无脑的人工
Taking the monkey business out of...
再吃我一炮
And again.
会弄到人家眼睛里去的
That's going to go in someone's eye.
-走你 -进眼睛了 你开心了吧
- Boo ya! - Oh. Great, that got in my eye, are you happy?
约沙法
Jehoshaphat!
波斯 1003年
爬楼梯真是累死我了
Those stairs are killing me.
怎么就不能轻松点呢
There has got to be an easier way.
你写的这是什么东西 依市玛耳
I can't make any sense of this book you've written, Ishmael.
这个只是一堆单词而已
It's just a list of words.
那是因为这是一本字典
That's because it's a dictionary.
什么是字典
What's a dictionary?
自己查
Look it up.
字典 一本解释
Dictionary, a book
单词正确意思的书
that gives the correct definition of words.
这样啊 真有新意
Oh, I see. Very original.
当然有新意了
Of course it's original
我 依市玛耳·艾贾洼里
I, Ishmael al Jawhari,
一个伟大的先驱
am a great pioneer.
先驱 什么意思
Pioneer, what's...
不 别告诉我 我自己查
Oh no, don't tell me, look it up.
第一个完成或发现
Ah, one who achieves or discovers something
-某件事情的人 -没错
- for the first time. - Indeed.
昨天的发明是字典
Yesterday was the dictionary,
今天我是载人航♥空♥大♥师♥
today I'm master human aviation.
航♥空♥
Aviation?
好的
Right, OK.
等我一下
Just bear with me.
航♥空♥ 研究飞行的科学
Aviation, the science of flight.
再来一个
Give me another.
好的 这应该在开头的地方
OK, that will be somewhere near the beginning.
没有 没找到
No, no, it's not here.
啪嗒 好的
Splat. Right.
好的 找到了
OK. Oh, yes, that's here.
柔软物体与坚硬平面相撞时发出的声音
The sound made by a soft object on impact with a hard surface.
这书可真棒 依市玛耳
This book's great, Ishmael.
依市玛耳
Ishmael?
没错
It's true
依市玛耳·艾贾洼里发明了阿♥拉♥伯语字典
Ishmael al Jawhari invented the Arabic dictionary
然后死于试图发明载人飞行器
then died trying to invent human flight.
这充分说明了计划有多重要
It just shows how important planning is.
所以我才给自己的新发明搞了一个蓝图
That's why I've created blueprints for my new invention.
但可惜这个蓝纹奶酪蓝图实在太好吃了
Unfortunately, they're blue cheese prints and they are delicious.
好吧 重新开始
Oh, well, back to the drawing board.
或者说重新开吃
Or the cheese board, more like!
也许我可以从下面这位
Maybe I can get some inspiration
天才发明家身上得到一些灵感
from this next ingenious inventor -
他可做了不少计划
he made lots of plans.
但可惜都没有我的好吃
Bet they weren't as tasty as mine.
新学期到了 由于上次教育标准评级不佳
It's a new term and headteacher Hannah Lawrence
汉娜·劳伦斯校长只有不到两周时间
has less than two weeks to turn around the fortunes of a school
来扭转学校的命运
whose latest Ofsted rating was IMHO, not GR8.
历史教育
欢迎收看《历史教育》
Welcome to Historical Educating.
星期一早晨 7F班迎来了
It's Monday morning, and class 7F
一位教设计与科技的新老师
have a new design-and-technology teacher.
我们需要一位代课老师
We needed a supply teacher
汉娜·劳伦斯
校长
而达·芬奇先生的简历惊人
and Mr da Vinci had a very impressive CV.
列奥纳多可以教艺术
Leonardo can teach art,
音乐 地理 水利工程
music, geography, hydraulic engineering -
这个我们可能不太需要
not much call for that one here -
除了高等物理之外的课都可以教
everything apart from advanced physics.
还有高等物理
Oh, and advanced physics.
同学们 早上好
Good morning, everyone.
早上好
Good morning Mr...
齐·芬·达老师
Ic Ni Vad?
差不多 是达·芬奇
It's close. Da Vinci.
但是你们可以叫我列奥纳多
But you can call me Leonardo.
老师 您为什么倒着写名字啊
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