糟糕历史（2009）
Horrible Histories S07E12
Part 6
Jan. 2, 2021, 2:38 p.m.
我们至今仍能听闻
we still hear about today.
而这一切都始于一个人 中国的第一个皇帝
But it all started with one man, the first emperor of China.
镜头切走
Take it away!
对 拿走 我不吃
Yeah, take it away, I'm not going to eat it.
*我叫秦始皇*
*My name is Qin Shi Huang*
*创立了华夏帝国*
*Founded the imperial state*
*众所周知的中国*
*China to you mate*
*七国长♥期♥统治*
*Seven regions had ruled so long*
*历经三朝险恶*
*Three dynasties some nasty*
*七国交战考验耐力*
*Seven warring factions need stamina*
*我军最终获得胜利*
*With my army just one winner*
*你们看到我了吗*
*Do you see me?*
*我是不是很漂亮*
*Do you think I'm pretty...*
*我非常擅长打仗*
*good at defeating rival tribes*
*没错我们是强大的秦国*
*And I say yes we're the mighty Qin*
*我是中国的第一个领袖*
*Oh I think I am first-ever Chinese leader*
*我也是中国最奇怪的人*
*Country has found itself a top geezer*
*从未有过这样的继承人*
*There has never been such a family succeeder*
*无疑我是最伟大的领袖*
*I'm the greatest leader All agreed? Yeah*
*首先我谋求统一*
*First I plea for unity*
*只要你都同意我*
*So long as you agree with me*
*更多的官僚制度*
*More bureaucracy*
*统一货币重量*
*Ordered writing currency weight*
*建造中国长城*
*Built first Wall Of China, great*
*打♥压♥儒家文化*
*Confucius banned too confuc-ing*
*推崇焚书坑儒*
*Books not for learning but burning*
*不太受人欢迎*
*Oh don't think I'm a popular Chinese leader*
*人气迅速下降*
*Such swift popularity receder*
*还要智斗阴谋小人*
*Oh I had to fight against each single plotter*
*有一支兵马俑军队*
*Got an army made of terracotta*
*我被刺杀三次*
*Three attempts to kill me*
*未伤一根汗毛*
*Not even ill me*
*我将长生不老*
*I'll live for eternity*
*拥有长寿秘诀*
*Because I hold the key to immortality*
*喝下许多水银*
# Drink lots of mercury... #
坏主意
*我是中国最伟大的领袖*
*Oh still think I was the greatest Chinese leader*
*秦朝统治虽短暂却鼎盛*
*The Qin family rule was short but sweeter*
*唐明宋等其他朝代*
*Tang Ming Song and the rest*
*虽然统治时间更久*
*May have ruled for longer*
*但看看我*
*But look at me*
*他们没有如此强大*
*They don't come much stronger...*
我好像不该喝水银
Umm, maybe I shouldn't have taken that mercury!
-卡 -我看到你的手了
- Cut! - I saw your hand, creeping in!
乔治·温莎 不对 这是真名
George Windsor! No! That's the real one...
*历史不再是个谜*
*The past is no longer a mystery*
*但愿你喜欢糟糕历史*
*Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories*
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