糟糕历史（2009）
Horrible Histories S07E06
Part 4
Jan. 2, 2021, 2:37 p.m.
没有 除非你们想演
No. Unless you would like
一场名为《我们是如何输掉战争的》的电影
to be in a movie called How We Lost The War,
我建议你们认真听
I recommend you listen.
我提出[求婚]的这种跳频加密通信系统
The frequency-hopping secret communication system I propose...
一会儿我可能会求婚
I think I might propose in a minute.
我也是
Me, too.
你们能认真听吗
Will you please listen?
信♥号♥♥的频段不断变化所以
The frequency of the signal constantly changes so that...
太不可思议了 我都要相信你真的知道
It's incredible, I almost believe you actually know
你自己在说些什么
what you're talking about.
我确实理解我说的话
I do know what I'm talking about.
大牌预警
Diva alert!
先生们 你们真是两个白♥痴♥
Gentleman, you are imbeciles.
-祝好 -拉玛小姐
- Good day. - Miss Lamarr.
你觉得我能当演员吗
Do you think I could be an actor?
-她默认了 -退场漂亮
- That's a yes. - Great exit.
海蒂·拉玛真的是一位著名的电影明星
It's true Hedy Lamarr really was a famous movie star
也是位发明家
and inventor
我们现在每天用的无线网
and her plans eventually led to the creation
就是跳频技术的最终产物
of Wi-Fi which of course we all use today.
干得漂亮 海蒂
Top work, Hedy.
看 我重新绘制了蓝图
And look, I've managed to redraw the blueprints.
不过蓝纹奶酪已经用光了
I ran out of blue cheese,
只好用瑞士奶酪代替
I've had to use Swiss.
不能吃 不能吃
Mustn't eat it. Mustn't eat it.
还有一著名的发明 我们都在吃
You know, there's another famous invention we all eat,
它的出现倒是很出人意料
and it came about in a rather unexpected way.
得了 我这是骗谁呢
Oh, who am I kidding?
晚上好 我是主厨乔治·克拉姆
Good evening. George Crumb, the chef,
希望一切都还令您满意
I hope everything was satisfactory.
一切都合您心意吗
I hope everything was satisfactory.
鱼简直是天赐之物
Oh, the fish was divine.
樱桃派好吃极了
And this cherry pie was to die for.
-简直是完美 -谢谢
- It was perfect. - Thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
我能提个小小的建议吗
If I can make one teeny-weeny suggestion?
什么
What?
我在想能不能把薯条做得
I was wondering whether you could make your French fries
薄一点
a little thinner?
对我来说 这薯条有点厚
These were a little bit thick for my liking.
-厚吗 -有一点点
- Thick? - A tiny bit.
呵 是吗
Yeah, sure.
这薯条大得不得了 对吧
I mean, they are gargantuan, aren't they?
这么大的薯条 您是怎么放进嘴里
They're so big, I wonder how you could fit them in your mouth
还没把脑袋撑开
without your head falling open.
看呐 简直一眼望不尽
Look, you can barely see it from one side to the other.
这大薯条实在是放不进您的樱桃小嘴里
It's way too big to fit in your tiny little mouse mouth!
我不过是想
Well, I was just wondering
让你把薯条做薄点儿
if you could cut them a little thinner,
仅此而已
that's all.
哟 这位大老爷 萨♥拉♥托♥加♥泉之王
Oh, his Lordship, the king of Saratoga Lake,
您想要薯条再薄点儿是吗
wants them thinner, then?
我就给你做薄点
I'll give you thinner!
至于吗 我只是...
What? I just...
来 这样够薄了吧
There, is that thin enough for you?
真是幼稚
Now you are just being silly.
不 对土豆警♥察♥而言 事无小事
No, nothing is too much for the potato police.
早告诉过你别提薯条
I told you not to mention the French fries.
我已经非常克制了
I was very restrained.
每次去吃饭你都提
Every time we go anywhere.
来 来尝尝
There, there you go.
尝尝吧
There you go.
这是真事
吃呀
Tuck in!
够薄了没
Is this thin enough for you?
哦 对了 是不是还不够透明
Oh, dear, you can't see through that?
我是不是该为薄片伯爵再削一削
Maybe I should shave a little off the top for Count Skinny Chip.
这些超薄的炸土豆片可真好吃
These extra-thin French fries are delicious.
口感非常...
They're so...
香脆
so crisp.
你该去申请专利 能赚上一笔呢
You should patent these. You could make some money.
我现在就去专利局申请专利
Sure, I'll get down to the patent office right away.
我觉得我一定
I'm sure I'll make a fortune
能靠这些油炸土豆片发财
out of some deep-fried slivers of potato crisps.
肯定会流行的
That will catch on!
幸好我们没告诉他汤不够热
It's a good job we didn't tell him the soup wasn't very hot.
为什么这样
Why, I oughta ...
亚历山大·格拉汉姆·贝尔
大家好 我是亚历山大·格拉汉姆·贝尔
Hey, I'm Alexander Graham Bell.
发明家
我想为您介绍"我的电♥话♥"
And I want you to meet myPhone.
我的电♥话♥
我的电♥话♥是一种新设备 它能让你
myPhone is a new device that lets you talk to someone
和不同♥房♥♥间的人对话
even when they are not in the same room.
只要他们就在隔壁房♥间
As long as they are in the room next door.
华生先生快来 我有话跟你说
Mr Watson, get in here, want to speak to you!
-什么 -我的电♥话♥是史上
- What? - myPhone is the most powerful,
最强大的轻量级电♥话♥
compact lightweight phone ever invented.
因为它就是史上第一部电♥话♥
Because it's the only phone ever invented.
真希望你从未发明这个蠢东西
I wish you never had invented that stupid thing.
说什么呢 它不仅可以用于通话
What's that? It's not just for calls -
我的电♥话♥
你可以用它来询问天气
use myPhone to find out what the weather is doing.
喂喂 最近天气怎么样
Hey, what is the weather doing, then?
我不知道
I don't know.
享受最新的音乐
Enjoy the latest music.
安静点
Be quiet!
玩线上游戏
Play online games.
皇后照将 将军
Queen to King four. Check.
让我好好工作
I am trying to work!
在危机中至关重要
It's great in an emergency.
华生 我的房♥子着火了
Watson, my house is on fire!
我希望是真的 别再打给我了
I wish it was, stop calling me.
我的电♥话♥
它的功能远不止这些
And that's not all myPhone can do.
其实 它的功能也就这么多了
Actually, no, that is pretty much all it can do.
我想到了一个用法
I thought of something else it does.
什么
Yeah?
新款"我的电♥话♥" 变成移♥动♥款的啦
New myPhone - now it's mobile, too!
我的电♥话♥
移♥动♥版
现在是1926年
It's 1926 and all over,
全国人♥民♥坐下来
people are settling down
历史版电视匣子
欣赏一个全新的发明
in front of a brand-new invention
这个发明刚刚出现在大家的客厅中
that has just arrived in everyone's living room.
我们在看什么
What are we watching here?
我不知道 我从未见过这样的东西
I don't know, I've never seen anything like it.
我挺喜欢的 能看到我的倒影
I like it. I can see my reflection in it.
英国 1926年
还有其他功能吗
Does it do anything else?
这一年 人们见到了第一台电视机
This year, viewers got to see the very first television set.
这玩意有什么用啊 老兄
I don't see the point of it, mate.
我感觉你得打开那个开关
I think you're meant to flick that switch.
看 玻璃里面出现了一幅画
Look, there's a picture coming up on the glass bit.
最早在电视上放映的节目之一
One of the first things to be shown on television
是一个诡异的腹语人偶 名叫幽灵比利
was a creepy ventriloquist dummy called Stooky Bill.
看着像是张奇怪的丑脸
It's like a weird ugly face.
你确定那不是你的倒影吗
You sure that's not still your reflection?
电视是一名苏格兰工程师的发明
Television was the brainchild of a Scottish engineer
他的名字叫约翰·罗杰·贝尔德
called John Logie Baird.
我还有很多其他发明
I have got lots of other inventions, too.
比如穿在袜子里面的袜子
The socks that go under your socks.
我的充气鞋也不错
My pneumatic shoes are pretty great.
一下就把他的身高拉下来了
That brung him down a peg or two.
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