欢乐一家亲（1993）

Frasier S09E22

Part 1 March 29, 2022, 7:49 p.m.

第九季第二十二集
所以请记得
So just remember,
当你置身于
when you're standing there out on the...
Frasier怎么还没提斯波坎那件事
Why hasn't Frasier mentioned the Spokane thing yet?
斯波坎美国华盛顿州城市
我不知道不过我肯定节目结束时会提到的
I don't know. I'm sure we'll get to it by the end of the show.
最好是这样因为我给他发了一份备忘和一封邮件
Well, he better. Because I left him a memo and an e-mail
明确要求他宣传斯波坎这件事
specifically asking him to promote this Spokane thing.
邮件被无视就算了要是备忘加邮件都不管用
Now, ignoring an e-mail's one thing, but a memo and an e-mail?
我看我就得出奇招
I may have to bring the hammer down
在他桌子上贴张便利贴才行
and leave a Post-it on his desk.
说到这分享一小则新闻
Which brings me to a bit of news.
下周一起我们Crane医生秀
Starting Monday, there will be a new addition
大家庭又将增添新成员
to the Frasier Crane radio family.
斯波坎市
The city of Spokane.
哦谢天谢地
Ooh, thank goodness.
天哪刚才都有点古巴导弹危机的阵势了是吧
Man, that was like the Cuban Missile Crisis for a moment, wasn't it?
事实上 KQZY电台不仅将承播本节目
In fact, KQZY is not only going to be carrying the show,
他们还邀请了Roz和我去斯波坎电台
but they've invited Roz and me to conduct Monday's broadcast
进行我们周一的播报
from their studios in Spokane.
但是不必烦恼西雅图听众们
But fret not, Seattle.
尽管我的人将身处300英里外
Although my body will be 300 miles away,
我的心会深埋于你们的收音机中
my heart will be firmly lodged in your radios.
老实说这话早上淋浴排练时听起来顺耳多了
You know, that sounded a lot better this morning in the shower.
那么祝您日安并祝您身心安康
Anyway, good day and good mental health.
我以为周五是你的泡澡日呢 - 我起来晚了
I thought Friday was your bath day. - Well, I woke up late.
Roz 你想让我周日什么时候去接你和Roger
So Roz, what time do you want me to pick up you and Roger on Sunday?
哦计划有一点小变动
Ooh, there's been a change in plans.
Roger不去斯波坎了
Roger is not coming to Spokane.
是吗没出什么事吧
Really? Well, nothing wrong, I hope.
我们分手了
We broke up.
哦 Roz 真遗憾
Oh, Roz, I'm so sorry.
我们就是讨论了我们之间的一些问题
We just talked about some problems we'd been having
然后觉得我们最好还是分开
and decided, you know, we'd be better off apart.
这是什么时候的事 - 上周
When did this happen? - Last week.
上周就分了吗 - 我没告诉你
Last week? - I didn't tell you,
是因为不想谈这事否则没完没了的
because I didn't want to have a long conversation.
我懂
I understand.
你心里一定很难过吧
You must be going through a lot right now.
当初做私人咨♥询♥的时候
You know, back in private practise,
我总是告诉悲伤互助小组的成员
I used to tell my Grief group that...
你看这就没完了
See, this is exactly what I mean.
谢谢你的关心但是我没事
I appreciate your concern, but I am fine.
真的
Really.
好吧
Okay.
天哪太意外了
Boy, what a surprise.
Roger就这么出局了 - 是啊
No more Roger. - I know.
嗯他身上那种稀有的庄严和正直感
Yes. He had a rare kind of dignity and integrity
现在还真是不多见
you don't see much of nowadays.
像他这样自备卧推器材的尤其稀少
Especially among people who own a bench press.
我好像从没见过
I don't believe I've ever met anyone else
他那样既有绅士风度
with that combination of gentility
又有阳刚之气的人
and brute strength.
反正单身的是没见过
Well, not anybody single anyhow.
我这是帮倒忙是吧 - 没错
I'm not helping, am I? - No.
Niles 你和Daphne今晚不是要出门吗
Niles, I thought you and Daphne were going out tonight.
她还在准备
She's still getting ready.
嘿 Frasier 我穿这身去
Hey, Frasier, am I dressed appropriately
一个什么香蕉女郎演唱会合适吗
for something called Bananarama?
香蕉女郎英国流行女子三人演唱组合成立于1979年
你穿着阿玛尼呢谁敢说不合适
You're in Armani. Who could object?
嘿孩子们 - 老爸
Hey, guys. - Dad.
呃先放那边靠着窗户好吗
Uh, just lean it up against the window there, will you?
这是什么 - 这是桃花心木
What is this? - It's mahogany.
纹理还特别的直
Real straight grain too.
我在隔壁施工现场外面捡的
I found it outside the construction site next door.
你敢相信他们当时要扔了它吗
Can you believe they were gonna throw it away.
老爸你上次在高速公路边上
Dad, I thought we had this discussion
捡床垫那次我们不是讨论过这类事了吗
when you found that mattress on the side of the highway.
但是这次不是为了转手我要用它做个电视柜
But this isn't for resale. I'm gonna make a TV table out of it.
谢谢了小伙子们简直太漂亮了不是吗
Thanks, fellas. Isn't it a beaut?
这上面粘着一个番茄酱包
There's a ketchup packet stuck to it.
哦把工具都翻出来
Oh, it's gonna feel good to break out the tools,
卷起袖子
roll up my sleeves
用我自己的双手做点什么东西的感觉一定很棒
and make something with my own two hands.
老爸你确定这是个好主意吗
Dad are you sure this is a good idea?
你其实从来都不擅长木工活
Woodworking has never really been your strength.
是啊我小时候最怕的一句话就是
Yeah. I think the scariest words of my childhood were:
"你♥爸♥需要你去地下室帮他的忙"
"Your father needs your help down in the basement."
我怎么说也成功了几次吧我可做过不少好东西
I must have done something right. I made a lot of good stuff.
就算看着说明你也组装不好东西
Even with directions, you could never assemble anything.
我记得有一套组合玩具
I remember a playset where
从滑梯滑下来正好停在秋千面前
the slide ended right in front of the swings.
我怎么不记得呢 - 我知道我对不起你
I don't remember that. - I know. Sorry.
好了我要做电视柜了我需要一个得力助手
Now, I'm gonna build a TV table, and I need a number one helper.
这次到谁了 - 不行不行不好意思
Whose turn is it? - No, no. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
我周日要去斯波坎我没空
I am leaving for Spokane on Sunday. I will not be available.
你的节目周一才播
Your show's not till Monday.
是啊可我还得见主办方
Yes, well, I have sponsors to meet.
还得接受采访拍照片
I have press interviews and photo sessions.
Niles 这是我职业生涯非常重要的一步
Niles, this is a very big step in my career.
如果我能证明我的广播品牌传播广泛
If I can prove that my brand of radio travels well,
我说不定能从斯波坎一路拿下丹佛芝加哥
perhaps I can parlay Spokane into Denver, Chicago.
甚至进军纽约呢
Maybe even New York City.
好吧你赢了伙计 - 哦
Well, you win, buddy. - Oh.
明天见
I'll see you tomorrow.
记得戴工作手套哦还有工作服
Be sure to wear some work gloves. Oh, and some coveralls.
我可不想再搞出什么领带卷进带锯的事故了
We don't want a repeat of that necktie-in-the-bandsaw incident.
真是太棒了就我这运气
Oh, great. With my luck,
指不定到时还能撞上广播棒球比赛
there'll be a baseball game on the radio too.
也没那么糟了
It won't be so bad.
你这么说亏不亏心
How can you say that?
你有次还想去童工监管委员会举报他呢
You once tried to report him to the Child Labor Board.
至少我还积极行动了
Well at least I was being proactive.
我记得你就会把自己锁厕所里哭
I recall you used to lock yourself in the bathroom to cry.
我不是去哭我是在重拾耐心
I didn't go in there to cry. I went in to regather my patience.
话说 Niles 你干嘛不干脆让Daphne替你
Say, Niles, why don't you just ask Daphne to fill in for you?
Daphne吗 - 是啊为什么不呢
Daphne? - Well, why not?
她拉你去这个香蕉什么活动不就欠你个大人情吗
She's gonna owe you big-time after draging you into this banana event.
不行不行这就是个演唱会
No, no, it's a concert.
我觉得这跟帮老爸干活的折磨根本没法比
And I hardly think it compares to the torture of assisting Dad.
好了我准备好了
All right, I'm ready.
哦 Niles 你可不能穿这身去
Oh, Niles, you're not going in those clothes.
跟我来我给你上点发胶再换条喇叭裤
Come with me. I got you some hair gel and parachute pants.
声名扫地
好流程是这样
Okay, here's the drill.
我把你介绍给记者
I'll introduce you to the reporters,
他们会问你一些问题尽量别答得太细
they'll ask you questions, try not to go on too much.
我们越快把他们弄去喝酒越好
The faster we get them to the courtesy liquor, the better.
哦别担心 Herm
Oh, don't worry, Herm.
我会应对自如的在这群媒体木偶面前
I'll be able to get my message across. You see, I'm a bit of a puppeteer
我算得上是操纵大♥师♥了
when it comes to the press.
那就好
Good.
但是别忘了酒
But still, liquor.
哦抱歉迟到了医生
Oh, sorry I'm late, doc.
我呃在酒店遇到点小状况
I, uh, had a situation at the hotel,
但是现在解决了
but it's under control now.
从你脸上的枕头印子来看
Judging from the pillow wrinkles on your cheek,
是睡过头的小状况吧
I'd say it was a nap situation.
重点是现在解决了 - 那是
Point is, it's under control. - Ah.
Kenny Daly 都不打个招呼吗
Kenny Daly. Don't say hi or anything?
Herm Evans
Herm Evans.