欢乐一家亲（1993）
Frasier S09E03
Part 2
March 29, 2022, 7:48 p.m.
我♥干♥脆直接搬出去 把这地方都让给它
I'll move out and let him have the run of the place.
这就好了 我有两套房♥子
That's good. I'll have two apartments.
一套给我 一套给我的蟋蟀
One for me, one for my cricket.
我试过关门了 还是能听到
I tried closing my door. I could still hear it.
上帝啊 你能不能让它闭嘴
Dear God, can't you make him shut up?
祈祷在这儿可没用
That prayer doesn't get answered around here.
这是你的错 你把这蟋蟀带进来的
This is your fault. You're the one who brought him here.
有什么可大惊小怪的
What's the big deal?
你要是花钱去住农家乐
If you were paying to stay in some country inn,
还巴不得能听见蟋蟀叫呢
you'd be loving the sound of crickets.
对 我还喜欢听流水声
Yes, and a babbling brook too.
但不代表我希望家里有条河
But that doesn't mean I want one surging through my condo.
我要打电♥话♥叫杀虫队 - 不 你不能这么干
I'm calling an exterminator. - No. You can't do that.
那些化学物质对Eddie来说太危险了
The chemicals are too dangerous for Eddie.
好 你有24小时把那个入侵者赶出去
Fine. You have 24 hours to get that intruder out of here,
不然我就打电♥话♥ 管特么Eddie不Eddie
or I'm calling, Eddie or no Eddie.
它还嘲讽我
It taunts me.
今天过得怎么样
So how was your day?
挺好的 谢谢关心
Fine. Thank you.
跟我说说呗 - 你什么意思
Why don't you tell me about it? - What do you mean?
你懂得 小两口儿回家 聊聊他们这一天怎么过的
You know, couples come home, they talk about their day.
你怎么从来不跟我分享一下
Why don't you ever want to share?
没这个习惯
Well, I suppose I'm not used to it.
Maris喜静 因为她有慢性偏头痛
Maris always needed silence to cope with her chronic migraines.
Mel不能说话
Mel couldn't talk.
她刚做完牙齿美白 还带着牙套
She'd be wearing the moulds from her teeth-bleaching kit.
我挺感兴趣的
Well, I'm interested.
干嘛不跟我说说呢
Why don't you tell me something about your day?
好啊 让我想想
Okay. Let me think.
我看见了有史以来最好的驾驶手套
I saw the best pair of driving gloves.
不错啊 其他的呢
That's good. Anything else?
我午餐吃了科布沙拉
I had a Cobb salad for lunch.
你说的对 挺有意思的 好 我要去刷牙了
You're right, that was fun. Okay, I'm going to go brush my teeth.
一会儿就回来 - 好的
I'll be right back. - Okay.
茱莉亚·罗伯茨刚刚签下了2000万美元的合约
Julia Roberts just signed on for $20 million
出演一位爱上自己心理医生的女人
to play a woman who falls in love with her psychiatrist.
当然 她最后得到他了 听起来耳熟吗Daphne
Of course, she gets him in the end. Sound familiar, Daphne?
看看公文包里有什么 我就会这么干
Look in the briefcase. I know I would.
接下来去沙滩看
And now let's hit the beach...
打开公文包吧
噢 谢天谢地 - 啥
Oh, thank God. - What?
我想你了 - 嗯 我也想你
I missed you. - Mm. I missed you too.
噢 我的呼机响了
Oh, my beeper's going off.
我们应该怎么"办"呢
Let's see what we can do about that.
噢 可能是急事儿
Oh. It could be an emergency.
是谁啊 - 呃 是个病人
Who is it? - Oh, uh, it's a patient.
是那个女人吗
That woman?
我真的不能谈论这个 Daphne
I really can't talk about it, Daphne.
对不起 我可能要去一会儿
I'm sorry, I may be a while.
你在睡觉呢
You sleeping?
正在试着睡
I was trying to.
我准备调整一下作息时间
I'm attempting to rearrange my schedule.
很明显蟋蟀大帝喜欢夜间活动
Apparently His Royal Chirpiness is nocturnal,
所以我也得这么干
so I have to be as well.
我有解决的办法 就在这个盒子里
I got the answer to the problem right here in this box.
怎么 我们不能用旧鞋拍死它吗
What, we couldn't squash him with the shoes we already own?
不是鞋 Eddie的兽医告诉我去弄一个壁虎
Not shoes. Eddie's vet told me to get a gecko.
壁虎是蟋蟀的天敌 你懂的
It's a cricket predator. You know,
就像你用瓢虫去对付蚜虫一样
like you get ladybugs to eat aphids,
要不是有人不让我在阳台上种番茄
if somebody would let me grow tomatoes on the terrace.
老爸 我跟你说过了 物业有规定
Dad, I told you, it's a condo board regulation.
不能种水果植物
No fruiting plants.
无所谓了 总之 给我半个小时
Whatever. Anyway, just give me a half an hour,
我会把那只烦人的蟋蟀
and I'll have that pesky cricket
从厨房♥弄到这只壁虎肚子里
out of the kitchen and inside this gecko.
我明白了
I see.
我们放一只蜥蜴去抓蟋蟀
So we set a lizard loose to catch the cricket.
然后呢
Then what?
我们再弄只猫头鹰把壁虎吃了吗
We get an owl to eat the gecko?
然后找只老虎把猫头鹰吃了
Then we get a tiger to eat the owl?
什么东西能吃老虎 告诉我老爸 告诉我
What eats the tiger, Dad? Tell me that.
鳄鱼就是一个 你个蠢材 - 噢
An alligator, for one, smart guy. - Oh.
那不会发生的 你知道为什么吗
But that's not gonna happen, and you know why?
因为我们用一根绳子拴住壁虎 它就跑不了了
Because we put a little harness on the gecko so it doesn't run away.
简直越来越好玩儿了
This just gets better and better.
我记得我有几根绳子在这的啊
Thought I had some twine here.
我用来固定牛排了
Well, I used it to stabilise a veal shank.
你干嘛不自己做根绳子 比如说牙线什么的
Why don't you just make a little harness out of, uh, dental floss?
嘿 想法不错啊
Hey, that's not bad.
我是开玩笑的
I wasn't serious.
不要用我的肉桂牙线
Not my cinnamon waxed.
小三在哪层楼工作
我改主意了 我♥干♥不了这个
I changed my mind. I can't go through with this.
你必须得这么做Daphne
You have to, Daphne.
除非你知道这个Heather长啥样 不然不会安心的
You know you're not gonna sleep until you see what Heather looks like.
我以为看了那个文件会感觉好一点
I thought I'd feel better once i got a look at her file.
结果更糟了
Instead, I feel worse.
她事业有成 周游列国 博学多才
She's successful, well-travelled, well-educated.
万一她还倾国倾城怎么办
What if she's gorgeous too?
Daphne 这都是你自己想象的
Daphne You've got this all built up in your head.
你见到她之后 才知道她是个什么人
Once you see her, you'll know what you're up against.
应该吧 万一我们被发现了怎么办 - 撒谎
I suppose. But if we get caught? - We lie.
我最不会撒谎了 - 听着 撒谎全靠自信
I'm a terrible liar. - Listen up. Lying is all about confidence.
只要你看起来很自信
As long as you're confident,
你说什么其他人都会信
people will believe anything you tell them.
你确定吗
Are you sure?
Frasier以为我现在在复印文件
Frasier thinks I'm at the copy machine right now.
打扰一下 请问Heather Murphy在吗
Excuse me, we're looking for Heather Murphy.
这是她办公室 请问您是哪位 - 我约了2点见她
This is her office. And you are? - Her 2:00.
我这里显示她没有预约
I don't have anything on the books.
简直荒谬 给我记下来
This is unbelievable. Make a note.
重新检查所有的预约流程 抄送给所有的部门主管
Re-evaluate all scheduling procedures, cc all department heads.
Heather还有五分钟就回来了 你可以等一下
Heather will be back in five, if you want to wait.
噢 我们等得起 还有 两杯咖啡 加奶油和糖
Oh, we'll wait. In the meantime, two coffees. Cream and sugar.
这点破事你办得到吗
Think you can handle that?
能 - 我们在她办公室等 走
Yes. - We'll be in her office. Let's go.
赶紧
Now!
那个啥 我觉得咖啡会让我更紧张
You know, I think coffee might make me more nervous.
我们又不是真要喝
We're not gonna drink it.
我只是争取点时间看看她的办公室
I'm just trying to buy some time so we can look around.
这儿肯定有她的照片
She's gotta be in one of these pictures somewhere.
这照片里好多人 你觉得哪个是她
There's a lot of people there. Which one do you suppose she is?
我觉得是你背后那个
I think it's the one that looks like her.
不好意思 你们在干什么
Excuse me. Can I help you?
我们从总部飞过来开会
We flew in from Corporate for a meeting
但是被你们部门的天才搞砸了
which the geniuses in your department managed to screw up.
我不知道这个部门都是干什么吃的
I don't what kind of monkey business is going on around here,
但我们离把这整个分部关掉就差这么点了
but we are this close to shutting this entire branch down.
你们怎么可能从总部飞过来 总部就在楼下
How could you fly in from Corporate? Corporate's downstairs.
我要叫保安了 你是谁
I'm calling Security. Who are you?
我是谁
Who am I?
我是谁
Who am I?
赶紧跑
Just run!
这壁虎睡着了 老爸
It's asleep, Dad.
不 没睡着
No, it's not.
是吗 它都两分钟没摇过尾巴了
Really? He hasn't twitched his tail for two minutes.
那是因为它想让蟋蟀降低警戒
That's because he's lulling him into a false sense of security.
壁虎最厉害的武器是它的大脑
The most dangerous part of a gecko is its mind.
你在说什么鬼
What are you talking about?
壁虎的脑子就这么大
A gecko's brain is like this big.
但是蟋蟀的脑子只有这么大
But a cricket's brain is only this big.
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Frasier
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