高中前要做的一百件事（2014）

100 Things to Do Before High School S01E19

Part 1 March 19, 2021, 10:05 p.m.

Okay, if you're wondering how we got here,
如果你想知道我们是怎么走到这一步的
it all began with a little thing on the list called...
我会说这都缘于清单上的一件小事
"Become a Millionaire."
成为百万富翁
6:00, it's Monday morning
周一早晨六点刚醒
Life can strike without a warning
生活有时毫无预警
Get up, get out, get on
起床出发打起精神
It's a brand-new day
开始全新的一天
Find the dream and never stop, yeah
找寻梦想永不言弃
You got your friends to back you up, yeah
朋友是你坚强的后盾
You crash and burn, so what?
失败何惧跌倒何妨
It's a brand-new day
又是全新的一天
No matter what they say
闲言碎语不必理会
Just shout until you turn around
尽情呐喊潇洒转身
And blast the past away
烦恼全部丢在身后
It's a brand-new day
又是全新的一天
Yesterday is gone, the game is on
昨天已成历史好戏即将上演
It's time to jump and take a leap of faith
勇敢跳出束缚与我一同冒险
It's a brand-new day
开始全新的一天
Okay, so how do you become a millionaire?
好吧到底怎样才能成为富翁呢
Well, it starts with just one single Pootabuck,
当然要从一普塔元开始
our school currency.
这是我们学校发行的货币
Students can earn Pootabucks for
学生们可以通过
good behavior in class, extra credit projects,
课堂表现良好额外学分活动好成绩
good grades and helping your teachers.
以及帮助老师来赚取普塔元
And how do you spend Pootabucks?
普塔元该如何使用呢
Well, you can buy supplies like pencils, erasers, protractors
你可以用它来买♥♥日常用品比如铅笔橡皮量角器
and cool, fun toys.
还有高大上的玩具
For 10 Pootabucks, you can even get out of
花费十普塔元你甚至可以
a Mr. Slinko homework assignment.
不写斯灵格老师的作业
Or you can save and go for the school's ultimate prize.
你也可以存起来换取学校终极大奖
For 5,000 Pootabucks, the principal will take you
花费五千普塔元校长会带着你
and eight of your friends by limousine
和你的八个朋友乘坐豪华轿车
to Sir Soaky's Typhoon Splash City Water Park Lagoon!
去湿湿先生水上乐园
Hey, Soaky, don't be a lounge hound.
嘿湿湿别宅啦
It's the final fun weekend of
这是湿湿先生水上乐园
Sir Soaky's Typhoon Splash City Water Park Lagoon!
开放的最后一周啦
You can bet you're gonna get wet!
只要你敢来我们保证你会爽翻天
A prize so expensive that no one kid
这个大奖太贵普塔塔克历史上
in Pootatuck history was ever able to buy it.
从来没有人赚到足够的钱来换取它
Until today, because in sixth grade,
但我们今天要打破这个记录
I convinced eight of my friends
我六年级的时候说服了八个朋友
to trust me with every Pootabuck they ever earned
让他们把赚来的普塔元都放到我这里
so we can all make that glorious trip to Sir Soaky's.
这样我们就能去湿湿先生水上乐园了
Okay, hard-working students.
好了努力的同学们
Here is 10 Pootabucks.
给你们十普塔元
I'll take those.
给我吧
Because on this, the last day to claim our prize
为了水上乐园最后一周
before Sir Soaky's final fun weekend,
我们努力了好久加上这些钱
we have 5,000 Pootabucks!
我们就攒够五千普塔元了
Sir Soaky's, here we come! Sir Soaky's, here we come!
湿湿先生我们来了湿湿先生我们来了
Let us all gather at the administration office
今天下午三点我们一起去行政处
at 3:00 for the presenting of the funds!
接受奖励吧
Oh, yeah.
那必须的
I might literally die with excitement.
我要高兴死了
And if I do, take me anyway.
如果我真的死了还是要带我去
You got it.
没问题
Don't worry. Like I've always told you,
别担心我说过了
our money is in a safe place.
我们的钱绝对安全
Sir Soaky's! Sir Soaky's!
湿湿先生湿湿先生
Yes.
赞
And it was super safe.
藏钱的地方确实很安全
Safe in a place in school where nobody ever goes.
绝对不会有人去
The 30-year-old pay phone.
三十年前的公用电♥话♥
And hidden inside was a box where I put
里面藏着一个盒子盒子里是
the very first Pootabucks we made in the sixth grade.
我们六年级赚到的第一笔钱
And the ones we made in seventh grade.
和七年级赚到的钱
Since my friends trusted me with the money,
既然朋友们这么信任我
I made sure every Pootabuck was stacked, safe, and secure.
我确保这些钱绝对安全绝对保密
And today, I was gonna add the last 10 Pootabucks,
而今天我要放进最后十元
bringing our grand total to 5,000.
凑齐这五千
It was gone. 5,000 Pootabucks, gone.
没了五千普塔元都不见了
My adorable Sir Soaky's box, gone!
我可爱的湿湿先生盒子也消失了
Do the looks one more time.
再给我展示一遍
Okay, do I go with...
哪个造型比较帅
"I ride alone" Fenwick water park look.
“独行侠”芬威克
Or...
还是
"Come ride with me" Fenwick water park look!
“万人迷”芬威克
They're both so good. Yeah.
都太完美了是啊
Ooh, here comes CJ.
哦 CJ来了
Let's see what she thinks. Hey, CJ.
我们来问问她的看法嘿 CJ
What look should we go with-- whoa.
我们应该选哪一个啊
Where-- whoa!
去哪啊
Stop it!
停下
Mr. Roberts!
罗伯茨老师
The Pootabucks we've been collecting for two years
我们把攒了两年的普塔元
have been stolen from my secret hiding place.
藏在一个安全秘密的地方现在被偷了
What?!
什么
You lost our money?!
你把我们的钱弄丢了吗
Uh, okay, calm down.
呃先冷静一下
I'll make an announcement
我播个广播
on the P.A. System alerting everyone--
告诉大家如果有人
No!
不行
Then everyone will know I lost the 5,000 Pootabucks
那样的话所有人都会知道我丢了五千普塔元
they trusted me with!
他们曾经那么信任我
You don't have an extra 5,000 Pootabucks
你能不能借给我
I can borrow, do you?
五千普塔元呀
Let me check. No.
我看看没有
But I'll ask the faculty and staff
但是我可以问问教职员工
if they've seen anything.
有没有看到什么
There has to be something else we can do.
肯定有别的办法的
Well, you could look for the legendary
你们可以去寻找传说中
million-dollar treasure of Alfred McSorely.
阿尔弗雷德·麦克索立的百万宝藏
The what?
什么
According to legend, in 1982,
传说在1982年
outstanding student Alfred McSorely
优等生阿尔弗雷德·麦克索立
hid a million Pootabucks somewhere on school property.
在校园内藏了一百万普塔元
When I went here, my friends and I spent
我在这里上学的时候我和朋友们
three years looking for it.
找了三年
But the treasure eluded us.
但一无所获
A million dollar Pootabuck treasure?
一百万普塔元
Amazing! I know!
太棒了就是啊
There is no treasure.
根本没有宝藏
And don't go wasting valuable school time
不要浪费宝贵的学习时间
searching for something that doesn't exist.
寻找根本不存在的东西
Now, all of you, go learn!
都给我去学习
And please do not encourage students
拜托别再鼓励学生们
to look for a treasure that does not exist.
寻找这不存在的宝藏了
It might.
可能存在啊
I am aware of that!
我知道
And do you know about this stupid promise
但是你知道前校长立下的
the old principal made that I have to honor?
而我必须遵守的蠢规定吗
Ah, the Sir Soaky's grand prize, yes.
啊湿湿先生水上乐园大奖我知道
Do you know what would happen
你知道如果有人找到了
if someone were to find one million Pootabucks?
那一百万普塔元会发生什么事吗
I would have to take
我得带着
the entire seventh grade,
全部七年级学生
oh, by limousine,
乘坐豪华轿车
to the water park,
到水上乐园去
which would wipe out the entire budget
这会把购置新管理设施的资金
for the new administration facility.
全部挥霍完的