高中前要做的一百件事（2014）

100 Things to Do Before High School S01E01

Part 3 March 19, 2021, 9:58 p.m.

Hey, Miss Martin, you ready to rock out at Pootaroo tonight?
嘿马丁小姐你准备好在今晚的普塔鲁上表演了吗
No.
没有
Robot Boy broke up, and Crispo and Fen
机器人男孩解散了小脆和小芬
joined other bands, and I'm really sad.
加入了其他乐队我真的很伤心
I'm sorry, but...
很抱歉但是
if you were really looking forward to performing tonight,
如果你今晚真的很想表演
why don't you try going on without them?
为什么不试试独自上场呢
Look at what happened to Beyonce
看看碧昂斯吧她单飞以后
when she went out on her own.
发展得多好
Beyonce was in a band?
碧昂斯原来还是组合里的
Yeah. And always remember,
是啊永远牢记一点
when one door closes, another opens.
失去一个机会还会有其他机会
That door might be you going solo.
也许单飞就是你的机会呢
You think I can win the spaghetti?
你觉得我能赢下意面礼品卡
Even if you don't, you win the never-give-up award!
即使你赢不了冠军你也赢了永不言弃奖
And...
还有
ten dollars to the Coffee Shack.
咖啡小屋的十美元代金券
I don't really drink coffee.
我不太喝咖啡
Okay, how 'bout, uh... $20 at Home Max?
好吧那麦克斯工具坊的二十美元代金券呢
Who couldn't use a new hammer?
谁不需要一个新锤子呢
Where did you get all these?
你这些都是从哪里弄的
End of the year "Thank yous" from parents.
家长的学年末感谢礼物
They love me.
他们好爱我的
And that's when I learned
这时候我想到了
step nine in forming a garage band.
组建车♥库♥乐队的第九步
Go solo when your friends join other bands.
朋友加入其它乐队以后你就单飞吧
Robot Robot Boy forever
机器人永远的机器人男孩
Robot, Robot Boy you'll never...
机器人机器人男孩你永不
Question!
提问
What now?
什么
If Robot Boy cloned his own creator,
如果机器人男孩克隆了创造他自己的人
wouldn't he have to go back in time first?
他难道不应该先穿越到过去吗
No, he doesn't have to go back in time!
不他不需要穿越到过去
Now, can we please just play?
我们现在能好好排练了吗
Yes, he does. Unless he's in a time loop.
他当然需要除非在时间循环的怪圈里
Is he in a time loop?
他在时间循环里吗
Fine! I will change the lyrics, okay?
好吧我会改歌♥词的行了吧
Now, can we just play?
我们现在能好好排练了吗
Question.
提问
What about a song where he faces space ninjas?
要不写一首讲他遇到太空忍♥者的歌♥吧
Question. Pootaroo's tonight,
我也提个问普塔鲁就在今晚
so let's just play and be happy.
现在就开心地排练吧
That's not a question.
那不是个问题
When the raindrops fall from the sky
空中飘来阵阵细雨
I'm still happy 'cause I got the right guy
我仍然满心欢喜因为我找到了真命天子
He brings the sun right out of the clouds
他像是一缕阳光将我生命中的阴霾驱散
And makes my heart sing this out loud
我此时不再胆怯就想为他唱出最美的歌♥
Spaghetti!
意面
What the heck was that?
这是什么意思
Flash pots!
闪蒸罐
I don't need flash pots!
我不需要闪蒸罐
I need a handsome boy standing on stage
我需要的是一个乖乖站在台上的帅哥
while I sing amazing to him, got it?
我对着他美美地唱歌♥就好明白吗
Then I get spaghetti?
然后我就能吃意面了
Yes, I guarantee it.
没错我跟你保证
Because nobody can beat me.
因为没人能打败我
When you sing by yourself
当你独自歌♥唱时
It's not as much fun 'cause you're alone
这感觉味同嚼蜡因为你孤身一人
And it used to be fun but now it's not
想当年乐趣无穷如今却只剩心酸
Kinda sad.
有点伤感
Dad's drumming all over the house,
爸爸在屋里打鼓
and I can't get any work done.
我没法做作业
Okay, sweetie, are you ready to rock Pootaroo?
好了宝贝你准备好嗨翻普塔鲁了吗
And afterwards, I got almost all the girls
对了吐口水乐队的女生们
to say yes to a Spit reunion.
都同意重聚了
But we still don't have a drummer.
但我们还是缺一个鼓手
Oh, you still don't have a drummer?
哦你们还缺一个鼓手
That it is so sad!
真是太悲伤了
Mom, Dad wants to play!
妈妈爸爸想打鼓
Sweetie, he said no.
宝贝他说不想
But he doesn't mean it! Tell her!
但他心里不是这么想的啊告诉她
No, I... I mean it.
我的确不想
No, you don't.
你在骗人
Hon? Do you wanna play drums in Spit?
亲爱的你想在吐口水乐队打鼓吗
Oh, well, I...
哦这个嘛我
Dad! More than anything,
爸爸做梦都想
but I'll probably be terrible.
但我可能是个很糟糕的鼓手
Oh, well, we're all gonna be terrible.
哦我们都有可能表现得很糟糕
But the point is to just have fun.
但人活着最重要就是开心嘛
So... are you ready to hit it, drummer boy?
所以你准备好了吗打鼓帅哥
Mmm! A-one, a-two,
嗯一二
a-one, two, three, four!
一二三四
Rock and roll! Rock and roll!
摇滚至上摇滚不死
Rock and roll! Woo-hoo!
一起摇滚吧哇
So, as my mom and dad jammed
看着爸妈在车里玩摇滚
in the car... sorta... I remembered the most important
我想起来了组建车♥库♥乐队中
step in forming a garage band... Have fun!
最重要的一步享受音乐
And I wanted to get it back.
我想把快乐找回来
And that's when I came up with
就在这时候
step ten when forming a garage band:
我想到了第十步
因为这才是组建车♥库♥乐队的目的
告诉朋友我们应该忘掉过去享受摇滚
Stick around!
大家都过来
We got a lot more acts warming up.
我们还有更多精彩表演
And I just had to find the guys.
现在只要找到他们
But where?
但他们在哪里呢
Crispo.
小脆
Come on!
拜托
That was small!
那根本是小意思
That was not small!
这算哪门子的小意思
Mindy and the Mindettes is not about special effects.
明蒂公主帮不需要什么特效
Because the only special effect we need... is here.
因为唯一需要的特效就是我
CJ didn't mind my special effects.
CJ就不介意我用特效
Then come back to Robot Boy!
那就回到机器人男孩吧
You can do all the effects you want.
你想用什么特效都行
We just wanna have fun.
享受音乐就好
Crispo?
小脆
If you quit, there will be no spaghetti.
如果你退出你就拿不到意面了
Trust me, our song
相信我
is going to be a showstopper.
我们的歌♥肯定会嗨翻全场的
Don't count us out, 'cause Robot Boy is back!
别小看了我们因为机器人男孩回来了
Where? I only see two of you.
在哪儿呢我只看到了你们两个
Oh, don't worry, we'll have Fen
哦别担心我们很快
and be on that stage faster than you can say...
就能找到小芬闪亮登场的
Where the heck is Fenwick?
芬威克这家伙去哪儿了
We looked everywhere!
我们都找遍了
Robot, robot... Wait, do you hear that?
机器人机器人等等你听到了吗
The song says Robot Boy comes from a black hole,
歌♥词里说机器人男孩来自黑洞
but nothing can escape a black hole.
但没有任何东西可以从黑洞中逃脱
Question!
提问
Why did I leave my two best friends for you two Fromans?
我为什么要丢下两个最好的朋友来陪你们俩
You were practicing in the electrical closet?
你们在变电室排练
I missed playing in tight spaces.
我怀念拥挤的排练室
Look, I think we were all taking ourselves
听着我觉得我们对这事的态度
way too seriously.
都过于认真了
And I think we should just go out there
我们就应该到台上享受音乐
and have fun, like in my mom's car.
把舞台当成我妈妈的车
I'd love to, but I can't just leave the Fromans.
我很愿意但我没法丢下弗罗曼兄弟俩
Okay, well, good luck on stage.
好吧那祝你们在台上好运
On stage?
在台上
Like, real on stage?
是真的舞台吗