高中前要做的一百件事（2014）

100 Things to Do Before High School S01E05

Part 1 March 19, 2021, 9:59 p.m.

It was the gonna be the best day at school ever...
今天上学最开心了
because today was actually tonight.
因为好戏在晚上
Welcome to the Pootatuck sleepover,
欢迎来到普塔塔克的过夜派对
a fundraiser where the first 20 parents to sign up
这是个慈善派对最先报名的二十位家长的孩子
gets their kids one night in school,
可以在学校睡一晚
which includes us.
其中就包括我们
Tonight these halls, for the very first time,
今天学校里第一次
is no schoolwork and no teachers.
没有作业也没有老师
We eat pizza, watch movies,
我们吃披萨看电影
and pull off the ultimate thing to do before high school.
搞定高中前最劲爆的事
It's gonna be awesome!
肯定很精彩
It's gonna be impossible.
肯定不可能
Gentlemen, get ready,
先生们做好准备
because tonight we're gonna do the awesomely impossible
因为我们今晚要做一件精彩到没朋友的事
and stay up all night.
熬夜
6:00, it's Monday morning
周一早晨六点刚醒
Life can strike without a warning
生活有时毫无预警
Get up, get out, get on
起床出发打起精神
It's a brand new day
开始全新的一天
Find the dream and never stop, yeah
找寻梦想永不言弃
Got your friends to back you up, yeah
朋友是你坚强的后盾
You crash and burn, so what?
失败何惧跌倒何妨
It's a brand new day
又是全新的一天
No matter what they say
闲言碎语不必理会
Just shout until you turn around
尽情呐喊潇洒转身
And blast the past away
烦恼全部丢在身后
It's a brand new day
又是全新的一天
Yesterday is gone, the game is on
昨天已成历史好戏即将上演
It's time to jump and take a leap of faith
勇敢跳出束缚与我一同冒险
It's a brand new day
开始全新的一天
We all napped before we got here, right?
我们来之前都小睡了一会儿对吧
Oh, yeah.
那必须的
I am very awake.
我清醒得很
Look!
看
It won't matter. Our internal clocks
然而这并没有什么用根据生物钟
are designed to sleep when it's dark.
我们在天黑时就该犯困
Do circadian rhythms mean anything to you guys?
你们就不懂生物周期节律吗
No. Those are really big words.
不懂太专业了
And have you forgotten, we've tried to stay up
你们忘了吗我们之前也试过熬夜
all night before and failed.
没一次成功的
He's right: previous efforts were less than successful.
他说得对之前的确比较失败
There was the stay up all night super summer sleepover.
包括暑假疯狂熬夜计划
There was Wigtoberfest stay-awake-a-palooza.
威格托比熬夜狂欢计划
And of course, the time we waited for the big guy.
当然啦还有等待大人物的熬夜计划
Okay, but nobody does the impossible on the first try.
好吧但这么艰巨的任务哪有第一次就成功的
And you know what they say:
你也知道有这么一句老话
fourth time's the charm.
好事成四
Yeah, "They" don't say that.
谁说有这句老话的
We do.
我们说的
And nine hours from now, at 5:08 AM,
现在离早上5:08还有九个小时
in the second floor science lab
那时我们将在二楼的科学实验室
we are going to witness the most amazing sunrise of our lives.
观赏人生中最美丽的日出
And nothing can stop us.
没什么能阻止我们
Welcome, everyone,
欢迎大家
to the Pootatuck sleepover.
来到普塔塔克的过夜派对
A night where I have to be here,
我今晚想不来都不行
and you're here,
既然来了
and you sleep!
那你们就给我乖乖睡觉
And we're gonna do a lot of fun things.
我们有一堆好玩的事情要做
Like see the sunrise. Ka-ching!
比如看日出咔嚓
The sun doesn't go "Ka-ching".
太阳哪会发出这种声音
Now I hope you didn't forget your teddy bears,
希望你们没有忘带自己的宝贝泰迪熊
because once these doors are locked they do not open
因为这扇门一关
until tomorrow morning.
要到明天早上才会开
And remember: any hijinks or shenanigans
记着狂欢和恶作剧就别想了
or tomfoolery and you will be sent home immediately.
谁敢捅什么篓子立刻遣送回家
All right, let's get this night over with.
好了赶快把这事给结了
And have fun.
还有玩得愉快
Fun night.
今晚玩得开心点
All right, girls go that way,
好了女生走那里
boys go this way.
男生走这边
Okay, we regroup at courtyard movie snack time.
好了我们一会儿会在院子里吃零食看电影到时见
Eyes wide open mode.
保持清醒
Okay. See you later.
好的一会儿见
Okay, lay out your sleeping bags
把睡袋打开
and go to bed now if you want.
如果愿意的话现在就可以睡觉
There's nothing wrong with going to bed right now.
现在睡觉又没什么错
Just so you know, I hate all of you.
直说了吧我讨厌你们所有人
And I hate school regulation 321-6
我讨厌校规321-6
that says I can't start a campfire.
上面规定我不能点篝火
Well, I think tonight is gonna be legendary.
我觉得今晚一定会很精彩
Actually, tonight is going to be a living nightmare.
其实今晚绝对会是一场噩梦
Patti Macabre.
帕蒂·马卡布
The name says it all.
这名字已经很惊悚了
You guys know the school's haunted, right?
你们知道学校闹鬼是吧
No. No.
不知道不知道
It's the ghost of an old janitor.
一位老清洁工的鬼魂缠上了学校
He lost his life in a freak mop bucket accident.
他在一场离奇的拖把桶事故中丧生
And now haunts the halls at night.
他的鬼魂就在晚上出没
Oh, yeah, and eats your face off.
哦对了还会啃掉你的脸
There's no janitor ghost.
根本没有清洁工鬼魂这事
Patti Macabre said unexplained phenomena
帕蒂·马卡布说我们身边都是
is all around us.
灵异现象
Think about it.
想想看
We leave every day, and somehow overnight
我们每天都放学回家
the school gets cleaned.
一夜之间学校就被打扫干净了
Who else could it be?
还能有谁
The very real night janitor.
实打实的夜班清洁工
Okay, man, I'm freaking out.
够了兄弟们我有点害怕了
Don't, because if you hear anything strange just get behind me.
别怕如果听到什么奇怪的声音躲在我后面就行了
Oh, calm down, it's not a janitor ghost.
哦淡定淡定那不是清洁工的鬼魂
It's the front door.
只是前门的声音
Oh.
哦
Hi. Uh, we're CJ Martin's parents.
你好呃我们是CJ·马丁的爸妈
She forgot her retainer and we have to get it to her.
她忘拿护圈了我们得给她带上
Sorry, the doors are locked after 8:00 PM.
抱歉晚上八点之后就锁门了
It's the rule.
这是规定
Yeah, but she can't miss a night, so.
我知道但她不能不戴护圈睡觉所以能不能
I'm a doctor, so I know the importance of staying consistent.
我是医生所以我知道重在坚持
I'm a principal, so I know the importance of "There's nothing I can do".
我是校长所以我知道现在的重点是我无能为力
You can open the door and I could hand it to you.
你可以开门我把护圈交给你
Doors open tomorrow morning at 7:00 AM.
明天早上七点才开门
You can enter then.
那时候可以进来
Okay, you're just gonna let this go like we talked about
好的就让这事过去吧我们说好的
and you're gonna head on home, forgive and forget...
乖乖回家宽容大度放下
You're not letting this go.
看来你是放不下
Oh, I won't do anything illegal.
哦我才不会做违法的事
Okay, next up was sleepover movie and snack time,
下一项活动就是看夜场电影吃点零食
which usually provides awesome stay-awake fuel.
通常可以让人保持清醒
Notice how the Brazilian siesta snail,
巴西的午睡蜗牛
the slowest of all the snails,
是速度最慢的蜗牛
moseys across the banana leaf.
看看它是如何在这片芭蕉叶上爬行的
Why would anyone play this movie?
怎么会有人放这种电影
And... where's the popcorn?
还有爆米花呢
Don't eat that!
别吃了
It's tryptophan.
里面有色氨酸
No, it's turkey.
里面有火鸡肉
It's in the turkey, and it makes you sleepy.
色氨酸就在火鸡肉里它会让人犯困
Hader.
黑德
She's trying to make us fall asleep.
她想让我们都睡着