高中前要做的一百件事（2014）

100 Things to Do Before High School S01E01

Part 2 March 19, 2021, 9:58 p.m.

Fen had a point.
小芬说得对
But it is a really big car.
但那辆车真的很大
It's a little tight.
有点挤
Well, we are a garage band,
我们是个车♥库♥乐队
and technically, we're in a garage.
所以严格来说我们在车♥库♥里
And, if we're gonna win that spaghetti,
如果我们要赢意面
we're gonna need an awesome light show!
加点酷炫的灯光最棒了
We don't need a light show right now.
我们现在还不需要灯光秀
What we need is to work on step four in forming a garage band:
我们需要进行组建车♥库♥乐队的第四步
Name the band.
给乐队起名
Ooh! The Spaghetti Winners!
哦意面冠军
'Cause that's what we are.
因为这才是我们的本质
Okay, can we beat Spaghetti Winners?
好吧还有更好的名字吗
Robots. Something with "Robots."
机器人名字里要有机器人
Well, I was thinking Boy Girl Boy,
我想的是男生女生向前冲
'cause that's kinda us.
因为跟我们的状况很符合
Perfect. Robot Boy.
非常好机器人男孩
It's quirky, combines both of our names,
很诡异融合了我们俩的想法
and Fenwick wants to jam.
芬威克要开始摇滚了
So, just like that, we became Robot Boy,
所以就这样我们的名字是机器人男孩
and we were ready for the last step of forming a garage band.
我们要进行组建车♥库♥乐队的最后一步
Step five: Have fun!
第五步享受音乐
We played for hours.
我们排练了好几个小时
Jamming, singing, laughing... Just what I expected.
摇滚不停放声高歌♥ 大笑不止跟我想的一样
But I wasn't expecting what happened the next day.
但我没想到第二天发生的事
Step six: Creative differences.
第六步创意分歧
I wrote a rock opera last night.
我昨晚写了一出摇滚歌♥剧
Music was just coming to me.
音乐如黄河之水滔滔不绝
I couldn't shut it off!
势不可挡
A rock opera? About what?
摇滚歌♥剧关于什么的
Robot Boy!
机器人男孩
Where he's from, why he's here,
他从哪里来为何在这里
why we're all here.
为何我们都在这里
Well, I wrote a song too.
我也写了一首歌♥
It's about that feeling you get when you like someone,
讲的是你喜欢一个人
but you're not sure they like you back.
但你不确定对方是不是喜欢你
Robots don't feel anything.
机器人是没有感情的
So, mine's better!
所以我的更好
Well, we're gonna win no matter what we sing.
不管唱什么我们都赢定了
How?
怎么赢呢
One word.
一个字
Dry ice.
干冰
We're not doing dry ice!
我们不要用干冰
Robot Boy is from space, not a haunted locker.
机器人男孩来自太空而不是什么闹鬼的储物柜
This is cool!
这很酷啊
No dry ice!
不用干冰
Just Robot Boy.
就用我的歌♥剧
See you tonight at rehearsal!
今晚排练时候见
Robot Boy
机器人男孩
Hey, look at you!
嘿看看你
What's going on?
怎么了
I was so inspired by CJ,
CJ的事让我很受启发
I decided to try to get Spit back together for a reunion!
我决定让吐口水乐队重聚
Oh, that's so tubular!
哦棒呆了
Don't say that. Don't ever say that.
别这么说了拜托你
Ah, but no drummer.
啊但是没有鼓手
Sheila just had a baby, so I have to find someone else.
希拉才生完孩子所以我必须找其他人来
Really?
真的吗
Well, maybe one of the Loogies could fill in,
也许某个粉丝可以当替补呢
since they probably remember the songs.
反正粉丝也记得那些歌♥
Hon, that is a great idea.
宝贝这个主意真棒
I'm gonna call Deb Jackson.
我去给黛比·杰克逊打电♥话♥
She was a huge Loogie.
她可是铁杆粉丝
What about Dad? He's hinting like crazy.
那爸爸呢他暗示得都这么明显了
No, I'm not.
我才没有
You hearing this?
你听到没
It's so obvious. Mom!
太明显了妈妈
Hon, I don't wanna play.
宝贝我可不想打鼓
Says he doesn't wanna play, sweetie.
他说他不想打鼓呢孩子
Unbelievable.
难以置信
Robot, Robot Boy...
机器人机器人男孩
Feel the warmth of the sun on your face
感受到脸上阳光的温度了吗
'Cause he sent you from outer space!
那是他发自外太空的爱
Why'd you stop? That was working!
干嘛停呢唱得挺好啊
Maybe if we changed the lyrics to...
也许我们可以把歌♥词改成
"When he looked into my eyes, he caught me by surprise."
他凝视我的双眼时我的内心狂喜不已
Too girly. Won't capture the audience.
太女孩子气了吸引不了观众
Well, do you think a 15 minute song
你觉得一首时长十五分钟
about a space robot will capture them?
讲太空机器人的歌♥就能吸引观众了
And what are you doing?
你在干嘛呢
I call this... the spaghetti winner.
这才是意面冠军该做的事
We said no special effects!
我们说了不要特效的
I didn't.
我可没答应
Since the dawn of time,
黎明时分
man has tried to create the...
人类试图创造
Crispo! Maybe not now.
小脆现在做特效不太好吧
You gotta give the people what they want!
你得给观众他们想要的效果
Like lasers and explosions!
比如激光和爆♥炸♥
Nobody wants that!
没人想要这个
Well, maybe Robot Boy blows up!
也许机器人男孩爆♥炸♥了呢
How? He automatically reboots before meltdown!
怎么可能他在熔毁之前都会自动重生的
Come on, guys, let's not fight!
拜托不要吵了
Spaghetti!
意面
Crispo!
小脆
I can't work like this!
这日子没法过了
I can't win like this!
想赢根本不可能
Which brings us to step seven:
这样一来我们走到了第七步
when the band breaks up.
乐队解散
I don't really like step seven.
我不是很喜欢第七步
I quit! I quit!
我退出我退出
I quit first! I quit second!
我先退我第二个退
Guys, stop quitting!
拜托不要说退出
Okay, so if your band breaks up
好吧如果你的乐队解散了
and Pootaroo is tonight, go immediately to step eight.
而且普塔鲁就在今晚那么立即跳到第八步
Get the band back together.
让乐队复合
Hey, Crispo, look.
嘿小脆听着
Things got crazy last night, and I...
昨晚事情失控了我
I'm sorry, I joined Mindy and the Mindettes!
对不起我加入了明蒂公主帮
What?!
什么
That's right. Crispo is a Mandette now.
没错小脆现在是公主帮的成员了
But... what about Robot Boy?
但是机器人男孩怎么办呢
I have to focus on the big picture,
我得以大局为重
like The Spaghetti Yard's 14 original dipping sauces
比如意面工坊的十四种独门蘸酱
and cheesy dunklers!
和奶酪酱条
And being a Mandette is clearly his best shot.
在公主帮当绿叶显然是明智之举
Okay, I wasn't worried,
好吧我不担心
'cause I just needed Fenwick.
有芬威克在就好了
Oh, perfect! You're here.
哦太棒了你在这里
Crispo just joined Mindy's band,
小脆加入了明蒂的乐队
and why are the Froman twins following you?
弗罗曼兄弟跟着你干嘛
Introducing The Fenwick Frazier Project!
介绍一下这是芬威克·弗雷泽乐队
And the Fromans love my robo-opera.
弗罗曼兄弟喜欢我的机器人歌♥剧
It's the best thing we've ever heard!
我们从没听过这么精彩的作品
It's robo-lutionary!
是机器人史上划时代的创举
Please, don't robo-do this.
拜托别这么矫情了
I'd love to stay and talk, but we gotta robo-rock.
我很想留在这儿跟你聊聊天但我们得排练了
Robot Boy Robot Boy
机器人男孩机器人男孩
Let's go!
走吧
And that's when I had to face the truth.
这时候我得接受现实
Robot Boy was finished.
机器人男孩已经解散了