副总统（2012）

Mike, I wouldn't be smiling. You might lose your job.
你懂我意思吗?
You understand my point?
你不觉得Selina Meyer就为了微笑
You don't find it repugnant that Selina Meyer
炒掉一位特勤人员很讨厌么?(与怀孕音近)
let a secret service agent go for smiling?
讨厌? 是的
Repugnant? - Yes.
是说副总统讨厌么?
You're calling the vice president repugnant?
这个说法很情绪化 先生
That's a very emotive term, sir,
而且还有点神经 我要说
and a little prissy, I might add.
我19岁的时候曾经在监狱里呆过一晚
I spent a night in jail when I was 19 once.
那都比这个有意思
That was more fun than this.
如果我们在这儿还得多呆一分钟
Well, if we get trapped here another minute,
我就要杀了你吃肉
I'm gonna kill you and eat you,
因为我不能再吃他妈的沙拉三明治了
because I will not eat another fuckin' falafel.
他妈的Jimmy Olsen (超人的好朋友摄影记者)
Hey, Jimmy fuckin' Olsen,
你最好是在我爆♥你♥菊♥
get lost before I shove that thing up your ass
让你另一个眼红起来之前消失
and give you another kind of red eye to worry about.
好的
Okay.
外面那两个人怎么了?
What is going on out there with those two?
你知道吗? 知道 他们气坏了
- Do you know? - Yeah, he's all pissed off.
他们整天都在抱怨这场活动和吃的
They've been complaining all day about the event and the food.
噢 我走动的时候听见的
Oh. - I overhear stuff as I move around.
而且我会读唇语
Plus, I can lip-read.
你会读唇语? 是的
you Can lip-read? - Yeah.
是的 我可以看出来你在说什么
Yes, I can tell what are you saying now.
你读出来我之前
Could you lip-read earlier
对Amy说你的事了么?
when I was talking about you to Amy?
没有 那太糟了 说的全是好话啊
- No. - Oh, that's too bad. It was all good.
谢谢 当然了
- Thank you. - Oh, sure.
Amy.
Amy.
天哪 好多鼻涕啊
God, that is a lot of snot.
嘿 能把笔还给我吗?
Hey, can I have my pen back?
Mike 你好 谢谢
Mike, hi. Thank you.
我只是想警告你 最重要的事...是微笑故事
I just wanna warn you, on top of everything else... smile story.
能把笔帽也还给我吗? 这个还有个笔帽的
Can I get the pen cap, too? This came with a pen cap.
你那边到底在搞什么鬼? 你在听吗?
What the hell is going on over there? Are you listening?
是的 是的 故事 什么...?
Yes, yes. Story. What...?
笔帽 笔帽在哪?...在你嘴里吗?
The pen cap. Where was the pen... in your mouth?
你放到嘴里了吗?
Did you put it in your mouth?
我只是想给你提个醒 好吧?
Okay, I just wanna give you a heads-up, all right?
已经传出去了 他们说她害了病
It's out there. They're saying she's repugnant.
噢 天哪
Oh, my God.
嗨 我刚和Mike通了电♥话♥
Hi. - I have just had a phone call from Mike.
他说媒体说你怀了孕
He said that the press is saying you are pregnant.
他说消息已经传出去了
He's saying it's out.
不 不可能啊
No, it can't be.
你说什么呢? 没人知道啊
What are you talking about? Nobody knows.
他说Leon West说你怀孕了
He said that Leon West said that you're pregnant.
我勒个大去!
Holy f... uck.
呃 我不能动嘴唇
Ugh, I can't move my lips.
好了 我挂了 Gary正在往我这儿打
Okay, I'm going because Gary's calling.
别告诉Gary
Don't tell Gary.
不 Amy 他们不让我进去
No, Amy, they're not gonna let me through.
我快没时间了
I'm running out of time here.
我爸要一张照片
My dad needs a picture.
好了 我要你
Okay, I need you
去给副总统买♥♥验孕棒
to get a pregnancy test for the veep.
噢 我...我...我滴苍天啊!
Oh, my... oh, my God.
好兴奋哦 不 不 嘘
- That's kind of exciting. - No, no. Shh, shh.
我可以绑个婴儿背带什么的带着宝宝到处跑
I can carry the baby around in a little sling or something like that.
噢 我...等等 这算是坏消息 因为她还没结婚 对不对
Oh, my... oh, wait, this is bad because she's not married, right?
没错 所以要严格确认
Indeed, and this is strictly need-to-know.
我要买♥♥哪种验孕棒 是不是有很多种类啊
What kind of test do I get? Are there different kinds of tests?
我要怎么解释 我买♥♥什么
Like, how do I break it down? What do I get?
我手上就一种 所以你能找多少是多少
I've only got one, so you need to get as many as you can find, okay?
我们要确切结果 知道吗
We need to be sure, okay?
我们要速度搞定这事 好
We need to shock-And-awe this thing. - Okay.
嘿 宝宝有什么情况
Hey. So what's the intel on the baby?
情况
Intel.
知道 权限被否了
Copy that. Security clearance denied.
难道孩子爹是Jonah
Is Jonah the dad?
所以你才一脸 喝了瓶drano的样子?(沟渠去污剂品牌)
Is that why you look like you wanna drink a bottle of drano?
我不是怪你 只是分娩过程会很久
I don't blame you. That's gonna be a long labor.
人家要轮班才能把孩子从你体内拔♥出♥来♥
They're gonna be pulling that kid out of you in shifts.
Jonah 在 女士
- Jonah? - Yes, ma'am.
我们要摆脱这种坐牢的感觉
We gotta get rid of this whole prison-yard-vibe feeling.
得做点什么
We gotta do something.
虽然我们必须呆在体育场内
Well, we have to stay within the stadium,
但还是可以邀请他们下去 跟金莺队的球员碰个面
but we could invite the guys down to meet the Orioles players.
行 我们就这么做
Okay, that's exactly what we gonna do.
我不记得去查那些球员的资料了
I forgot to find out something about the players.
我不知道要对他们说什么 我可以帮你
- I don't know what to say to them. - I can help you along.
噢 你懂棒球么 我懂啊
- Oh, you know about baseball? - I do, yeah.
你可以做我的Gary吗 可以
- You can be my Gary? - Yeah, yeah.
我是成人版Gary 好
- I'll be the adult version of Gary. - Okay.
Jonah 看得见我吗
Jonah, can you see me?
呃 看见 告诉我号♥码
Uh, yeah. Give me their numbers.
我给你解释 等等 我看
- I'll go off that. - Hold on. Let me see.
Jake Arrieta 他是个开局投手
Jake Arrieta. He's a starting pitcher.
他左边的39号♥ Tommy Hunter
On his left is number 39, Tommy Hunter.
是个开局投手
He's a starting pitcher.
等等 他是开局投手? 对
- Wait, he's the starting pitcher? - Yes.
再旁边一位先生...是Jim Palmer
The next gentleman... Oh, that's Jim Palmer.
他进了名人堂 传奇来的
He's a hall-of-famer. That guy's a legend.
他也是个开局投手
He's a starting pitcher as well.
你不要老说开局投手
You don't have multiple starting pitchers.
这儿只有一个投手板
There's one pitcher's mound.
你看见的是一个还是三个
You see one mound or three mounds?
我看见一个 棒球比赛本来就只一个投手板
- I see one mound. - That's how you play baseball.
他们不是在同一天投的
They don't pitch on the same day.
你都搞不清自己在说什么
You don't have any idea what you're talking about.
真♥他♥妈♥蠢
Fuckin' idiot.
你好 嗨
Hello! Hi!
很荣幸见到您 女士 你是Jake吧
- Honor to meet you, ma'am. - And you are Jake.
对的 女士 噢 真好
- Yes, ma'am. - Oh, how nice.
你是开局投手 其中一个 是的 女士
- And you're the starting pitcher. - One of them. Yes, ma'am.
好 很好
Okay. Wonderful.
那你就是Tommy了 我是 我是
So you must be Tommy. - I am. I am.
呃 你是开局投手吗
Um, are you a starting pitcher?
我是 我是 你是开局...嗯
- I am, I am, I am. - You are a starting... ahem.
喂 老爸 我还在体育场
Hello, dad. I'm still at the stadium.
对 对
Yeah, yeah.
我跟队伍...我们家队员在一起
I'm with the team... my playas.
我会帮你搞到相片的
I will get you that pic, man.
各种强大(80年代灌篮术语)
Boom shaka laka.
他们就是这么讲话的
That's how they talk.
好
Okay.
这些是你们这儿所有验孕棒了吧
Are these all the pregnancy tests you have?
你应该是拿完了 好
I think you got them all. - Okay.
希望你能得到想要的结果
I hope you get the result you're looking for.
不是我要用
No, it's not for me.
是我姐姐 什么
- It's my sister. - I'm sorry?
我...你刚看到没
I... did you see that?
看什么 没事
See what?
我...
Okay, um, I just...
我还要不要帮姐姐买♥♥点其他东西
Is there any other stuff I should get for my sister?
比如孕妇内衣?
Like, um... maternity underwear?
她怀多久了 天 我不知道
- How long has she been pregnant? - Oh, God, I don't know.
她的私生活我完全不了解
I don't know anything about her private life.
只知道她前几周好忙好忙的
I do know, however, that the past few weeks she has been pretty busy.
我不建议买♥♥孕妇内衣 好的 好吧
I'd hold off on the maternity underwear.
这几个字跟这...这上衣搭配 真是绝了